i fucking hate everything reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefarrhghgfhgudfhs

>>37066108
Maybe if you weren't such a beta day teenager, you would've gotten laid more, wimp

Teenage love was shit and nobody even knew what love was. Stop romanticizing something you never had. Also the sex was dull and it was only the thrill and social status you got from it

>>37066176
keep living the lie, if it makes you feel better

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>>37066157
GO KYS FILTHY SUBHUMAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUT

OUT NOW WORM

>>37066108
>doomed to walk the earth lifting heavy objects and acquiring mass
kek

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>>37066108
This picture gives me hope.
I may be a 20 years old KHHV but at elast I will be fucking swole.

>becoming a wizard also makes you buff
sounds good to me

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>>37066108
This thread is way too normie-ish. Shame on you.

>>37066368
Fuck off you khv I reached the 15 year old mark. You're in beyond help aren't you?

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I asked out a girl when I was 16 and she was 14, she said yes out of pity for me, I was too pussy to kiss her and a year later I was told in graphic detail how my friend took her virginity. She is graduating from college now. I am still a virgin.

>>37066108
>26
>No gf ever
>All I do is go to the gym
Accurate

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>homeschooled through highschool
>never even had a chance

I was a fat, smelly, ugly, bearded loser in my teens and I managed to get two girlfriends. Truly, being incredibly charming and fun is the greatest thing of all.

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>>37066108
>mother sabotaged and forbade every attempt at socializing or being with friends outside of school
>Now that I'm in college: "So anon, when are you going to get a girlfriend? You know you should really hang out with other people your age. You need to go out there and get those experiences. You're only young once!"

I can't be the only one.

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does having online gfs count as anything towards that chart?? ; ;

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>>37067342

>Mom thinks I'm gay because I've never had a gf

>>37067369

99% chance it was a dude.

>>37067448
no, we talked on skype and everything, voice chat, video chat, it wasn't a dude at all but ended up breaking up later anyway because she was a complete mental nut and i couldn't suffer being with her anymore

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>>37066108
>>37066892
>>37067158
>>37066176
origany was to low

Girls in uni prefer guys who are 25.

>>37067342
Just cut ties with her. It'll improve your life so much. Mine used to still call and bitch at me even though I'd been gone for 3 years so one day I flat out told her to kill herself and got my number changed.

>tfw never expirienced love in my entire life

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>being chained by past failures
Failed normans please.

>>37067511
Are you that wizard anon in the pic?

>>37067668
y-yes, that was a reply to my post

>>37067511
>imagine the misery of such a thing
I don't have to, I lived it

>>37066108
Didn't lose my virginity or have a gf till I was 21.

Didn't help though. Been single a long time now.

>>37067774
Same, even at the same age.
23 now and haven't had a gf since

Not really from a lack of trying, I just can't seem to connect with any of the girls I've gone out with.

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>>37066108
>tfw no pure and innocent childhood romance full of nothing but holding hands, going out on sweet , nervous dates and being each others' first everything

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK

>>37066108
if that's the case why did I lose my virgnity at 24 to a 18yo?

>>37066108
>22
>got oneitis bad for a 20 year old that I started to view as my last chance at young love
>tfw I'll never be with her
Well, I've got nothing left but to get swole now.

>>37067822
>tfw i had all of that
>we dated all 4 years of high school and some of middle school
>those memories are over a decade old now
>bittersweet as fuck.

>>37067723
Anon you shouldnt worry my dad (though he wasnt a wizard) only had children at the age of 42 he was 60 when I became 18 .

>>37067885
oh boo hoo anon let me play you the world's smallest violin you fuck oh here I wrote you a poem

ALAS, POOR ANON
HIS LIFE WAS AWESOME
AND NOW IT IS
LESS AWESOME
OH SOB, OH MOAN
THE WORLD IS
NOT
ENOUGH

- Fuck You.

Guys i must confess something i did not experience teenage love but i fucked a 9 year old when i was 11 so normies never felt that hahaha (Damn that does sound sad)

>>37067899
>(though he wasnt a wizard)
Trump got a kid at the age of 56, and Charlie Chaplin was like 80 or something when he got a kid.

But none of them was a master wizard ;_;

>>37066108
I forgot to take my antidepressants today and i'm very emotional
delete this

>>37067977
Well idk maybe become a catholic monk then if you really want to be a wizard forever.

>>37066108
I miss my teenage love. I saw her today. We don't talk anymore. But I think I still love her.

>>37068002
When i was taking those it made me worse, I got off it, and had brain zaps for months.

Honestly i just want to kill myself and see if that is a restart button because my fucking life is so shitty.

>>37067977
Btw it shouldnt stop you from getting a Gf atleast

>>37066108
>>37066892
any reason why these charts skip from 17 to 20?

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tfw turning 20 with no gf ever

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>>37066108
I got my first gf at 30.
>ama

>>37067530
This.
Ask yourself; if you weren't related to this person, would you like them? My answer was a definitive no. They were just weird and controlling people who think that just because they had sex and after a natural process created me that means they have right to control me my entire life. Nope, that ended at 18 and should have probably ended even sooner.

>>37068121
didn't get on in my young days, how am I suppose to get one now that I'm old and bald?

>>37067941
can you tell me more? how did that happen?

>>37068256
Go for girls with daddy issues. Or alternatively turn prison gay because 17-21 year old guys with daddy issues are fucking ezpz lemon squeezy

>>37066108
This image is an exaggeration. I urge robots not to take it seriously.

>>37068256

Then I guess the wizards path it is.

>>37067258

How do homeschooled people even compete?

>>37067489

Any cam sex? If no you got cucked hard and she wasn't your fucking online gf dude.

>>37068083
Fuck, I shouldn't have come here again. I'm crying again, thanks to you, robots. I need to leave this board.

>>37066892
we (well, I) really need something beyond 30. there's a version with a wraith or some shit, but it's gay.
level 50 should be a lich.

>>37067977

ANON THEY'RE RICH AND WE'RE ALL BROKE

WE NEED MONEY

>>37068219
What did you do about the inexperience curve? Was it a problem?

>>37068313
I enlisted and got the pussy beat out of me so I turned out considerably normal.

>>37067511
Stealing parts of this for lyrics

>>37066108
>>37066108
I put on the Peanuts movie for my little sister (2.5 yr) today and ended up watching it pretty much the whole way through.
I had a wave of sadness hit me at the end; I will never get the chance to have a good childhood. Granted, I realize it's a romanticized depiction of childhood, it just reminded me that I'm autistic and had a childhood where the chance of a elementary school crush could never happen. I moved schools once a year until high school.
As a result, two things happened; 1) I refuse to have kids because I don't want anyone to possibly live my life 2) hope that when I die, I get a glimpse at what could have been, be it reincarnation or just my mind tricks me.

I get more attention from 18-21 girls now than I ever did in my teens. I am 24 now. I feel around this age is our most attractive age for women, especially younger women.

Most 18-21 guys are fucking retarded, broke and baby faced. Guys in there mid 20s are usually well settled, mature and still in there prime. You still have a chance to fuck teen pussy all through your 20s, its 30+ when your fucked.

>>37068292
Well you asked for it it was 2008 i went to a family event and thr only children there was me and my cousin (yes she is blood related so i comitted incest fuck you normies) we slept in the same room and i told her that we can do something fun i kissed her full on tongue that i saw in the movies and i dried humped her i took off he shirt and sucked on her nipples here is the part where i feel bad she started crying and i told her to shut up. I took off my pants and had a raging erection of 2.5-3 inches (wew lad) and took off her pants while she was wailing i remember the distinct smell of her pussy and i licked it like a fucking dog i was there for like 2 mins and then i decided to stick my dick inside of her than i fucked her likr 3 to 4 mins and she peed all over me thats when i stopped and saw her crying a lot and then i started to cry and hugged her and told her i was sorry she changed her clothes i changed also and and i asked her i mf she thought i was bad she told me it was just a bad game i cried a lot that she also did until we slept

>>37066108
>teenage "love"
please don't be deluded
i'm a handholdless virgin but i had friends back then and saw their relationships
tweenager "relationships" are the fakest shallowest shit ever filled with tons of idiotic childish and hormonal drama
in high school most of the relationships were shallow shit between stacy sluts and random guys and more childish drama, i only ever saw one good relationship in those 4 years and, go figure, it was between homeschoolers
i crave that idealized love too but that's what it is, an ideal, there's only the absolute tiniest chance for that shit to happen EVER let alone to loser robots

>>37068501
If you aren't fat and take care of your body/skin then problems won't start until your 50s. Aged features can be hot on most guys too. Bald guys that look like they've seen some shit make me feel really safe for some reason.

>>37066108
Reminds me of my teenage years, cept I got laid at 13

>>37068189
That's the edited version. You can even see a black smug near the 20 where the original age was overlapped.

Note how at 17, the description says "I hope you at least went to your prom". Why would it say that at 17? When 17-18 is the age every normal kid goes to their prom. That's because in the original chart, 17 was listed older, implying college age.

Also note how 15 is listed as middle school. 15 is NOT middle school in any region. Someone tampered with the ages just to fuck with people. And now the edited version gets posted more than the original.

>>37068765

it assumes an American audience

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>>37066108
time to aquire mass

>>37068504
thanks for the story. That was alpha af.

>>37066108
>Its another "mentally ill westerners feel bad about not reaching artificial milestones created by Jews at advertising firms that try as hard as they can to keep you from realizing how fundamentally sick our culture is while taking all your money" thread

We're not actually supposed to start having a string of failed shifty relationships with chemically sterilized women in our mid teens and "settle down" with some jaded former whore when we're thirty and have one or two frail autistic kids with illnesses stemming from mom's aging drug bombarded eggs.

That's not actually how humans work.
Funny that we work so hard to be "green" and eat organic but completely ignore what is arguably the most important factor in being a successful human.

Btw I'm not a pol Nazi and I had mine at 17.

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>>37066108
>virgin
>started working out a week ago
>see this thread
I'll be buff, a-at least.

>>37068219
are you leaving this board today normie?

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>>37066108
heh
>touched a girls naughty parts at 6 and she touched mine
>did the "show you mine if you show me yours" at 10 years old
>kissed 5 girls before i even turned to a teen

still fucked up.