>touched the cashier's hand as I passed her my money

>>37062221
>girl holds door for me seconds before I reach the door

What did she mean by this?

>>37062221
>girl makes eye contact with me for a second

Chad reporting in

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>girl smiled at me
>didn't smile back

Hahaha got em

>mum says I am a very handsome young man

if mummy says it then it must be true, right guys?

>>37062221
>Girl says "hello, what would you like to order?"

Chad thundercock reporting in.

>a girl in my class asked to borrow a pen from me

holy joly guys, i think its getting serious

>>37062373
>sitting alone in class
>Teacher: "hey no one is sitting next to anon, Stacey can you move up"
>Stacey pretends to be annoyed but i can tell that she is glad the teacher said it

>>37062221
>"How's your day, Anon?"

Already in third base lads

>girl smiled at me today
i'm chad too xD

>Girl (pajeet probably) told me to have a great day on the phone.

There is hope brothers.

>Walk past girl on street
What's it like being beta?

>>37062221
>a girl in a crowded bus once stumbled and kind of sat on my lab for a second

can you beta cucks even compete?

>girl is breathing next to me
I'm gonna fuck bois!

>>37062953
normies have to gtfo mr.chad

>>37062221

>Girl smiled at me as we passed each other on a sidewalk 7 years ago

Make way fuckos, king Chad coming through

>Nurse called me a cute baby when I was born
Move aside for King Chad.

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>girl dropped one of her books
>pick it up for her
>she thanks me and touches my hand a little
We basically fucked. I'm outta here, see ya nerds.

>>37062221
You madman anon.

I'd count that as getting a handjob too

Lucky bastard Anon

I got to fuck a girl's corpse. I'm above you all.

>Stacy mention my name during the roll call

No one can compete

>>37062432
>Teacher:"It's a new semester amd you can change your seats as you wish"
>qt3.14 senior(I think) still sits next to me
>stares at me the last few day of school with head on desk
I actually think she was interested, but I was too scared to start a conversation.

>>37063435
>i bet she was fat
Nice try beta. How old was she?

>A qt somewhere around the world has the same eye color as me.

Movin up the social darwinism ladder!

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>>37062221
> girl stood next to me on subway
I guess I'm off to normieland, see you robots