>Wait a minute Anon, you aren't having the recommended

this really isn't a far cry from what a lot of doctors will say

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>>37059642
>tfw doctor asks about your sexual activity

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>"Nofap"..? So that means you dont masturbate? That means you are in a huge risk for prostate cancer! Lie down please, we have to make an examination down there.

WHat happens if i'm not seuxally active? asking for a friend

>>37059807
>WHat happens if i'm not seuxally active?
They just smirk at you and make a soundless chuckle.

>>37059719
Tfw my doctor just keeps begging me not to procreate.

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Whaaaat? You havent had sex in 28 years? This is dangerous situation we need to fix this soon!!!

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>>37059734
F .. Fi.. Five ti.. times doc-tor.

I cum at least 20 times a week doc!

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>>37059932
>F .. Fi.. Five ti.. times doc-tor.
I presume per a week?

>>37059898
this is the saddest thing ive ever read. How do you even deliver that information?

>>37060106
no unfit people should not spread their genes. his doctor is right
t. eugenic doctor

>>37059642
Australian schools teach girls to give head 3 times a week.

>>37060106
He pretty much will start by asking how often I have sex. When I say none, he will say how great that is and how I am avoiding disease. Then he will say that sexual protection is great and should be used when sex is done, but it is even better to have no sex at all to be entirely safe. He wants me to work out at a gym and basically be Chad, but reject all roasties because they probably have diseases.

>>37060141
He's just trying to make you feel better for not getting laid you dope

>>37060141
the doc is redpilled

>>37060156
Perhaps, but he sure doesn't act that way with my obesity. He has laughed at my belly and tells me I need to stop drinking a 2 liter bottle of soda a day.
>>37060164
Not surprising really. Think about the infections he has seen. I can imagine he has seen some pretty horrible stuff that has convinced him that women aren't worth it.

>>37060224
I couldn't even drink a bottle of soda in one day. Let alone every day.

I really don't see the appeal of drinking something so sweet, it doesn't even taste good because of all the sugar.

>>37060262
Sweet and sour is better than bitter or bland.

>>37060267
>things that aren't 99% sugar is not sweet

ok big boy

>>37060262
The soda tastes good to me. I can't really drink water, I seem to have a chemical reaction with it that causes canker sores. Juice is disgusting. I pretty much am stuck on soda as my only fluid.

>>37060293
Weak sugar water is gross and worse than regular water. Plus I don't know what you're comparing soda to. Recommend me a drink thats sweet thats not soda juice or lemonade which are basically the same in sugar content.

Pro-tip: tea and coffee are not good.

>>37060321
Learn to drink water and cut off the soda entirely. Eventually, you will look back on it and realise it tasted like shit. Will go a long way on helping with your obesity, too.

>>37060364
Different poster, but everything else tastes bad because you drink too much soda. I couldn't drink water myself and first few days of forcing myself to drink water instead of juice/soda were awful, but I got used to it. Fruits started having taste, too.

>>37060425
Easier said than done with the chemical reaction I have to it. I get a mouth filled with canker sores under a week after I start drinking water.

>>37060430
I can drink water easily. I just don't want to because it's literally tasteless except for impurities.

>>37060446
This is not natural. It's the soda doing this to you, not the water. You need to break away

>>37060458
>>37060321
Are you not samefag or did you just lie on the internet?

>>37060523
I am not natural. I don't get canker sores when drinking just soda, I only get canker sores when I switch to water.

>>37060446
You really need to speak to whoever supplies your water if its causing you malaise

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>>37060531
I'm not samefagging. I dunno about anyone else.

>>37060531
Not samefag. I am the one with canker sores.

>>37060544
How do you speak to the water supplier? I get mine from the tap. I have a 2 liter soda bottle I have converted to a water jug.

>>37060543
Yes, you are. It is impossible that you have always had this condition. This is how addictive products like soda are, especially if you drink a litre a day

laugh all you want but sexual assistants exist for people who can mastrubate etc.

We would probably get that right denied because we can fap and our problems aren't physical but mental. That's how shitty the world is.

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>tfw sex 10 times a week

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>>37059642
>yearly physical checkup
>doctor is shocked when I say I'm not, nor have ever been, sexually active
even my doctor thinks I'm a loser.
just

>>37060616
So how does one stop without getting a ton of canker sores if such an addiction exists?

>>37060581
Citizens advice bureau, city council, municipal water?

>>37060682
But is it really bad or am I just reacting different from everyone else? Other people would complain if it was bad too.

>>37060709
Could be an issue independently in your house/apartment, I'd definitely at least look into it further

>>37060663
By dealing with it while it lasts, knowing it's for the greater good

>>37060709
Water should not cause any human's mouth to ulcerate. If it's not a bad water source then the problem may lay in your piping or drinking utensil. Does water elsewhere cause you this problem?

>>37060749
That is definitely something to look into. Perhaps it isn't water in general I have a problem with, but this particular house's tap. Would be nice not to get canker sores.

>>37060751
That is if it ends. It might not, especially if it is the water that is the problem.

>>37060776
I haven't really tried water elsewhere. Usually when I just get it from the tap in the house.

>>37060656
How old are you m8?
origami

Fucking hate this fucking shit

>"Are you sexually active?"
>Y-Yes
>Doctor pauses and looks at me intensely for around 10 seconds before saying "Are you sure?"
>Feel a single bead of sweat roll down my face
>The doctor's face contorts in panic and fear before he leaps behind his desk to hit the virgin alarm
>Sirens and flashing lights blare througuout the room, the doctor is already in his breeder bunker
>Scramble for the door but the Virgin Bots are already there
>They pin me down and put a stamp on my head
>Now have this fucking ink mark saying "VIRGIN" on my forehead that won't wash off

Going to kill myself

>>37060138
No they don't mate they do it cos they're sluts

>>37059923
that is an ethics v-violation!

memes aside, what is the normal amount of times you should have sex per week?

once a day?

>>37061047
10x a day per hour

>>37061047
I think the best answer is "at least once per week", but the average seems to be around twice a week. Essentially somewhere around there.

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>>37060965
oiftydrcftvyb

Is this a burger thing? No doctor has ever asked me anything like that and why ahould I care? I'm a virgin, the doctor probably doesn't care.

>>37062289
I think it's to see if they should check for STDs or not

>>37062831
Why the fuck is it so awkward to say you're a virgin in that moment? There is no benefit to lying.