today is my birthday, I have no family, no gf, no friends say

Happy bday anon! If you want someone to talk to on facebook or anything Ill talk to you- hope your day is goin well. I would send you a gift but I dont have money :(((

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Happy birthday anon. Here's a (you) and one of my favorite memes

>>37057787
no problem, thanks for your kind words, I'd like to give you my name but probably there is an ocean between us

>>37057811
ahahahah
thx! very kind of you

>>37057768
Hey anon, what are you plans for today? How old are you turning?

>>37057832
>>37057768
Shit, I forgot your (you)

>>37057768
anon i love you
happy birthday

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>>37057768
hope you have a good day here is a funny picture

>>37057841
28, no plans. I might just go to my shitty workplace drink a lot of coffee this evening and sleep yes coffee gives me drowsiness
>>37057845
hey thx again for the (You)
>>37057860
ah thx
>>37057862
ahahahahahah

>>37057887
Why not purchase a prostitute and take her to McDonald's ?

you are a shitty person mate. If nobody likes you, it's you. But you can always improve yourself. Start working on it now.

>>37057768
Kill yourself you worthless piece of shit. There is no point in living, nor is there in love.

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>>37057768
hey it's my birthday too, I just started my own birthday thread aswell

happy birthday us

>>37057768
At least you know you're not getting cheated on.

I hope your future birthdays are better than this one

Anonku, why you so arone? You must a be a very hansome man? You rive in America, rand of the great. Don be sad anonku, we wish you the best
-t.japan

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>>37057919
I won't have much time this evening and I don't want to pay somebody to eat with me...but now that I think about this I might just go to a bar and see if I can start a chat with somebody...
>>37057936
I was like this some years ago but then I realized that no matter what I am like this and if people don't like me for what I am there is no need to pretend to be somebody else.
>>37057952
I did not choose to live
>>37057953
Happy birthday anon!
>>37057969
thx a lot
>>37057971
thx

>>37057768
happy birthday!
try not to let anything keep you too down :)))


PS
can i ask why you have no family?

>>37057984
>I did not choose to live
f-fuck you mane
;_;

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Happy birthday, have a picture of my cock.

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>>37057768
Happy birthday Anon!

For your present I got you a (you) and this picture of a Space Marine.

I unironically hope your life improves Anon, we all deserve happiness!

>>37057768
take care of knives

>>37057986
both my parents dead and my brother is somewhere.
but thanks
>>37057993

>>37058015
>scotting boxer shorts
>>37058026
this
>>37058030
I literally don't have any knife sharp enough to cut my wrists

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>>37058046

They're not boxers shorts, just pyjama bottoms. Here, have more cock.

>>37058046
its a line from the anime you posted man CMON
knives is a character's name

>>37057768
happy birthday anon, i can be your girlfriend. what kind of cake do you like?

>>37058068
I'm not a fag
>>37058069
I don't see happy world since ages

>>37058084
coffee, cream and chocolate with puffed rice

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>>37058089

Yet, you have yet to tell me to cease sending dicks. You've earned another dick.

>>37058112
if I told you to stop will you die?

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>>37058133

I will stop posting dicks. Have a dick.

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>>37058150
not that great to be frank, also zit on the wrist
you are ruining my birthday thread, you fucking chad

>>37058084
wow even my virtual gf left me

this world is so gay

>>37057768
I know that feel, Happy birthday Anon

hey op happy biethday you gkul

>>37058313 >>37058318

thx pals

now i need to go
Be happy guys

Happy birthday have a good one, my gf recently broke up with me

>>37058362
she found somebody else, you do the same

Happy Birthday anon! We may say rude shit cause this is 4chan but we love you! Have a good day.

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>tfw OPs birthday thread blows your birthday thread out of the water

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Happy Birthday, Anon. May you have a not shitty day.

>>37057768
happy bithday anon

>>37057768
when the universe is dead you will have made no impact and will be forgotten for eternity

>>37057768
Happy 28th birthday famalam.

>>37057768
Have a great birthday OP. If it's nice out, go take a walk. r9k is so nice when it comes to birthdays. I had more strangers with me happy birthday than i did friends/family.

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>>37057768

it ok anon jus think of good day of past

alway rember good day

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>>37057768
Hapoy birthday anon may many wifuls guide the way

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>>37057768
its my birthday too, anon
wanna suffer together?

Happy birthday! How old are u turning? And what's your job? Is it fun?

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>>37057768
Congratulations originally 101%

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>>37057768
No! Suffer and die!

ahHAhaHhAHaHaHAHA!

>>37057768
>>37062490
Happy birthday though.