>"Ok anon, one strawberry tall frappelattechino with

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>>37056816
I ordered a coke.

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Wait for my fucking frappelattechino.

>>37056816
I want that ass. Bring it here to daddy you little slut.

>>37056816
>"I ordered a long white. You know, like my cock".
>"Sooo... what time do you... get off?"

>>37056816
Just give me a Mocha Frap holy fuck
why must everything be so difficult

>>37056816
Do you think I could get hired to eat her ass?

*BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

*Sniff* mm yes quite pungent *sniff* yes very strawberryish mm

>>37056816
>ah on second thought I won't grab anything
>do a 360 and walk out of there

i wanna spray whip cream up her ass then eat it out

>>37056816
>Anon do you want some of my special ingredient in your coffee?
>Ok here it c-comes... Hnnnng... Aaahhh.... Hmmmpppfff... AWW... *BBBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFF*..... *BRAPF*
>Hehe enjoy!

>>37056877
>>37056896
>>37056950
>There's always "those" guys

>>37056816
I just want a goddamn americano

shutup hoe I got my own drank

>>37057799
You too boi. No ass gets left unpounded when I'm around.

>>37056816
Please link her IG.

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>>37056816
I'm taking that hot americano

that's not what i wanted

ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

*BOOM*

*music plays* nasheed salil sawarim

>>37058865
You have to originally go back.

>>37057838
He says this on r9k..

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walk away from all that calorie

>>37056917

>>37056861
That would be gay on so many levels.

>>37056816
shame on you showing me your ass bitch.
*slap*
*slap*
"oh stop anon"
*slap*
*slap*
untill it gets red
she become wet

>>37056816
No ma'am. Just black coffee for me please. I'm dark and mysterious.

>>37056816
>frappelattechino

i ordered a BRAPPelattechino

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>>37056816
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFPPPRFFTT *CHOCOLATE GUSHY NOISES*

>>37056816
I fucking hate you
say that to her

>>37056816
BBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPAPAPAPAPAPPPPFFFTTTT
*SNIFFSSSS*

>>37056816
>spend the rest of the day with a painful erection and thoughts of her no-doubt puffy anus seared into the screaming meat of my mind

>>37056816
Okay thanks. Then I would wait for my whatchumacallit coffee.

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>>37056816
>strawberry tall frappelattechino
Yeah no, toots, I don't think so.
Coffee. Bit o' milk, bit o' sugar.

>>37056816
No you stupid cunt I wanted a cuppa tea, sometime I wounder about you

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>>37056816
I'd rather have chocolate...
You know straight from the source.

Ask her to put some pants on.

>>37056816
>i'm more of a braaapuchino guy, do you think we can manage that?

>>37056816
Please add one extra BRAAAAAAPPPPPP to my order, m'lady.

>>37059015
what the fuck would you do, big man?

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>>37061633
>women can make money pooing on camera

I ordered a hazzlenut coffee black no cream no sugar, if it has that flavoring shit behind you in it to make it hazzle nut though just make it regular coffee black no cream no sugar.
Why didn't i go to Wawa

>>37056816
Why do I want to shove the nozzle of that can up her bum and empty the entire thing inside her.

And then fill her with a second can.

And then put my dick in her.

>>37062016
because youre a fag

real men want to stuck the nozzle up her butt then suck it out with their mouth

>>37056816
Lol break in there and rape that ape
Leave her with whip cream in all orifices
I'm talking literal whip creme

>>37061970
Only if they're attractive, uggo girls are just fucked from birth

>>37056816

I only drink water

>>37061633
post more of this braphog please

CRAAPARAPPIN WITH OUR BRAPPERS

>>37056816
You talk like a faggot. Get out of my kitchen.

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What does this *BRAAAPPPP* thing means?

Is it farts? taking a shit? motorboating the ass?

N-no you misunderstood, miss, I don't like coffee, I'd like tea. D-do you have tea?

And then proceed to pay whatever outrageous price for that 1000 calories drink she is making, drink it little by little because I can't stand coffee, and then make a post on /r9k/ about how I want to kill myself.

>>37056861
That picture is wrong. Lagann is the head.

U-uh yeah sure...

And then I find someway to avoid looking at her while trying not to get hypnotized by her ass.