W-what do i say? In the UK for a week, looking for a qt to take

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>>37056693

This is *her*. looks like a british chick no? You never know

She looks british all right, meaning ugly. Nice tits though.

>>37056693
Stop shoving your conquests down our throat Chad.

We KNOW you can make woman wet just by texting them. No need to see evidence.

>>37056834

Not really. I'm struggling trying to gf a girl i care about back at home. She said she likes me but wants to take it slow and i consider it a good day if she cuddles me.

>>37056794
Do British girls have a reputation for being ugly?

>>37057012
yes

honestly there's a certain "look" that girls and guys have that just screams "I AM BRITISH"
i have no idea how to describe it but sometimes you just see a picture of someone and you're like "yeah that's 100% british"

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She's a lady i guess

>>37057113
she's a slut, wear protection when you bang

>>37057012
They have a reputation for being ugly, fat, dumb, with bad teeth, and slutty. Enjoy your easy bang.

>>37057323

How much do condoms cost in pounds?

>>37057401

Are you a limey? Because the only girls i've seen here so far were beautiful.

>>37056693
Ngl brodie, it's probably a catfish. No robot could possibly snag someone that looks like that. You're probably gonna get raped.

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>>37057419

B-but i'm an american robot.. More alpha by default

>>37057417

desu as a bong it depends where you look. "chavs" (lower class) girls often do look awful, but normal ones look fine

>>37057445
>alpha
You probably have a mutilated penis as a sign of subservience to your jewish masters.

>>37057445
Absolute best case scenario:

She is a real grill, but she's only interested in you because you're foreign and kind of "exotic", not because you're alpha or have great looks and charm

>>37057445
> part of my incentive to stay
...

>>37057505

I'm white and she didn't know i was from the states until i told her.

>>37057536

Yeah, something good to fuqq to add to my list, so?

>>37057445
shit anon don't fuck this up, she's very into you

>>37057445
make no mistake. If you suddenly said "I'm staying in england", she would lose all interest.

And we all know how the female brain works so no need to elaborate.

>>37057537
Keep us updated bro, don't listen to those jealous faggots, they don't want you to make it

>>37057581
>don't listen to those jealous faggots, they don't want you to make it

ha, i wish all the norms would fuck off back to /adv/

>>37057578

No i told her which specific part. She's kind of far though so she might lose interest. But if she wants to fuck that bad maybe she'll come out.

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>>37057581

Here's some more lad, still going

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>>37057784

Checked out her fb and she's a real grill but she's a stripper

>>37057791
>stripper

Gold. Go for it. Guaranteed to put out on the first date.

My nigga go bust a nut

>>37057791
Keep pushing at this rate you're definitely getting laid unless you do or say something excessively autistic.

Just keep talkin nigga

>>37057791
Those are some damn fine titties. I'm envious. Go to town on them.

>>37056693
Overided these assholes who aren't even real gods, she doesn't have a dick, you're welcome

>>37057784
>Censors location in her message
>Not in his
gg Fulhamfag

>>37058002
>implying anyone can do anything with that info

>>37058065
Doxxing u rn :^)

you're doing fine she clearly finds you decently attractive.

I don't think you need to chat small talk any longer though . either go to more flirtatious or intention-setting talk or ask her out and get her number or both would be my recommendation.