>Hey Anon Iet's play willy wars! >Whoever can wank

>>37052553

That's an excellent pen15.

>>37052583
Thanks. l made it myself.

>>37052553
Even abstaining from fapping for 3 months and edging for 12 hours I couldn't cum that much

>>37052553
I'm impressed, shame that you shave so close thou

>british national past time

>>37052553
chinese keith's a sore boy

>>37052852
He's probably using sexual supplements and shit.
I still doubt I'd be able to cum that much anyways.

Nice bro.
High five.

Wtf this is cute. Dicks are so cute >w< especially when they twitch. When they're happy, they let out happy juice OwO

>>37052553
Wtf I'm gay now

Originable

>>37053133
If you ingest the happy juice it will make you happy too, anon!

>>37053133
let out your own happy juice

>>37052820
can...can you post more pls?

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>>37052553
>Watery cum

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>>37052553
Well fug.
>tfw no robot bf with a benis like that

>>37052553
why do bigdickdudes never have bigballs, and bigballsdudes never have bigdicks

do girls ever play fanny fight?

i admit that "chinese keith" is a good copypasta element but it doesn't really disguise the weird "post gay shit all over /r9k/ for nebulous reasons" thing clearly going on here

this thread has been posted ad nauseam for a while now

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>>37052553
Anyone wanna play willy wars with me?

>>37056613
Sure but it still makes me wish I could play it with a friend.

>>37052553
B-but my six incher is quite thin, promise me not to laugh at it pls...

>>37057160
all willies are welcome to play willy wars

>>37057169
R-really? I-if I lose, can you stroke mine still?

>>37057225
I heard it's better if you don't touch your willy while they use your bum like a fanny

>>37057296
But what if my stiffy gets too bad?

>>37056604
i believe they play cunt kerfuffle

>TFW no Chinese Keith to use the bum of after beating him at Willy Wars

>>37059100
>>37056604
>Not knowing the game of snatch skirmish