>tfw have 200 word report due tomorrow What am I supposed

>>37051909
Drop out. You won't have any reports to do.

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>>37051909
>Didn't graduate because of this like this

You think it's a fucking joke. I can't even afford to try again because tuition costs too much.

i'm bored maybe I can help. What is it about.

don't do it. nothing will happen if you do it or not anyway

>>37051909
well, you only have 181 words to go

i believe in you

>>37051909
whats the report about?

>>37051909

200 words is fucking nothing you actual newfag

I have to do 1000 words within 12 hours and i literally haven't started

come back to me when you actually start getting 75 or higher

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>>37052216
>newfag
my sides, the irony

thats less then a page. Whats the report on anon?

>>37052008
>>37052170
>>37052311
The entire history of the human race

200 is nothing, I once ended up having to do 6000 in 10 hours.

>>37051909
>tfw have 200 word report due tomorrow

...only 200? That's roughly two or three medium-sized paragraphs, at most

>>37051909
>going to school at all
Neets only. Get out normalfag.

>Can write 200 plus word greentext
>Can't write 200 word essay

>>37051909
>have a 10 word sentence due tomorrow
This shit is impossible and I can't do it.

>>37052351
Talk about how human progress has accelerated, so the focus will be on the last century, since that's when most of the interesting stuff happened. Talk about how our biological wiring and our laws were not meant to be able to handle this influx of technology. Talk about the threat of nuclear war as well as the Spanish flu as events that possibly may have wiped out the human race.

>>37051909
Just don't do it lol

>>37052351
Talk about the three major stages of human culture(Neolithic, Industrial, and Computer Revolutions). Describe the effects of each event. You can easily write 200 words about that.

>Final Thesis on the Scarlet Letter due in 2 days
I was so excited for the summer I completely forgot! Someone please help me

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>haiku due next week
>I haven't even started it
>still browsing 4chan

>>37052872
I laughed out loud originally

>>37052491
This is the attitude that leads to being a hopeless fucking loser

>only 30% done with my classes because of procrastination and anxiety-related problems
>finals in a week
>can't self motivate to get them done
>won't graduate without them

I need to make a 2 page essay in three hours, that's around 700 words for a fucking topic I can't write shit about
>write about your worldview
Fucking philosophy is the shittiest class ever what the fuck who cares about that shit

>semen sample due tomorrow
>havent even started

why live

>>37052985
worldview huh? that's always a bitch and a half
just think about what things make you feel what way, ex
>go innabusiness
>notice what's playing on their TVs
>first thought that comes to mind

>go to mall or big store
>beeline or meander? why?
think about shit like that and then you'll naturally extrapolate it to bigger thoughts, like politics, emotion, etc.

>4 word essay due in 3 weeks
boy i guess i really flubbed up

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>harpsichord recital tomorrow
> program consists of a range of pieces from the 18th Century Nigerian keyboard literature and transcriptions of bird calls
>haven't started practicing

should I just kill myself?

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>singular word powerpoint due in 5 years
college was a mistake

>>37052985
Explain more on the guidlines of the paper, maybe I can help? I love writing bullshit papers

Here just use this:

I am currently studying for an eventual Masters of Science in Games Technology with a specialty in 3D character art. Please use the applications below to send me an Email. Alternatively, sending an Email to "[email protected]" will also get to me.

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>tfw have 40 Japanese vocab to study today

>>37051909
>200 word
*pfffft...*

>>37053148
Hello Minna no Nihongo cuck :^)

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>must commit the entirety of the alphabet to memory by next week
>stuck on the letter "c"

Somebody please help. I can't fail out of school again or my parents will kick me out

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>>37053198
I'm using Anki in fact. Japanese 2k/6k Optimized Core Vocabulary.

>10 page essay on anarcho-primitivism and pre literate society due friday
>haven't even read zerzan yet
probaly going to fail but I don't care at this point

>>37052216
1000 words? What the fuck that's two pages. I wrote 4k yesterday and I've still got 3k to go.

>>37053148
Damn senpai, I always left it for the hour before class.

>>37053240
If that's the case you should just swap to Minna no Nihongo. No better independent learning tool than that series.

t. 2nd year Japanese student.

>>37053323
>Minna no Nihongo
What exactly is it?

200 words? That's a fucking paragraph. I just wrote a 15 pager yesterday.

>>37053295
reminds me of french class in high school
>french always after lunch
>like 15 people huddled together in the hallway every lunch period before french furiously copying off of each other
>never had to do french homework

>>37052289

Seems like you're the real victim of irony here. Falling for the meme is part of the meme.

>>37053344
It's a series of Japanese language books beginning from absolute beginner all the way up to intermediate fluency, and they're written entirely in kana so it forces you to adapt early.

>>37053370
>being this new

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>>37051909
>10 word paper due Friday

I CAN'T DO THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Be me
>Dad tells me to go cut the grass
>Stab him in the back over and over until he dies
Don't tell mom

>>37051909

fucking pathetic, 200 words? Fuck off you useless mong.

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>>37051909
you fucking retard why did you waste so much money to not write an essay. also 200 word essays are really short.

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>>37052872
Thats actually really cool, anon!

>>37051909
200 fucking words? I can literally type a thousand words about a subject in a single night.

>>37052431
>>37051909
>tfw 1 word essay due by the end of my life
What do?

>>37054730
You don't have to lie to impress us anon

>>37054766
just kill yourself man you'll never finish it in time

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>>37051909
>Presentation on Emily dickinson in a few hours
>not even done typing it

Not gonna make it lads

>Nothing due at the heat death of the universe.
What do? Should I just neck myself?

>twf 0 word essay due never
please help anon!!!!!!

>>37053277
4k? What kind of garbage tier essay are you writing? I litterally have a 25k word essay due tomorrow and i havent even started.

>>37056066
25k? what pled tier uni are you going to? i have a 48k essay due in 10 minutes

>>37052872
underrated oregnalo post

have a (You)

>tfw 6,000,000k word essay due tommorow

>>37056121
my senior thesis is literally due tomorrow and i dont even know what i want to major in

>>37053148
>TFW studied my 20 Japanese words today already
Feels good.

Also, Core2k is shit if you want to understand anime/VNs.

>>37056500
>Also, Core2k is shit if you want to understand anime/VNs.
What to use then?
>inb4 RTK

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>have to make a raport for my boss due tomorrow
>need to make one call to get it sent to me
It seems I have to skedaddle right out of here, bois

>six page jazz history biographical research project due tomorrow
>we were supposed to choose a person and get the professor's approval on them beforehand but I forgot
I decided to just plow ahead and write on J J Johnson. Also only going to have internet sources. As long as I get at least a 30% I'll pass this class though, it's only a quarter of the grade and I did decently on tests.

>200 words
Are you fucking 12 years old that's basically nothing

Funny thing is that some lazy fucks on here would actually struggle to write a 200 word report

200 words is literally 5 minutes writing you probably write more than that in a post on here

i just wrote about 20 words that's 1/10 of what you need to write it's fucking easy

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>>37051909

>tfw have 5 colour finger painting due next week

I can't handle the pressure