How do I tell my short, obese, and ugly friend that his standards

>>37051374
You don't, you let him live his dumbshit life because it's none of your business

>>37051374
>burzum shirt
why do nu males have such shit taste

Let him be delusional.

One day he'll wake up and realize, or he wont and will go on forever being ignorant of his own position in society.

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>>37051374
"leagues" are bullshit

I posted this in another thread but I think it's relevant.

>my brother is 6-7/10, mostly because he's tall and plays music.
>but he's also a shut-in weeb who collects figurines, plays vidya, and works in fast food
>I befriend a girl at my university
>5/10, but smart, funny, and into the same shit as my brother.
>she has a massive crush on him
>I'm hoping this works out for him
>throw party
>get him drunk
>he starts hugging her on the couch
>she kisses his cheek
>he tells he her didn't mean it that way
>she gets mad, wriggles away
>he holds her, she sort of passively deals with it until he starts showing her poopee memes
>she gets up, starts hitting on his best friend to be petty
>but she starts crying and leaves in five minutes
>ask him what the fuck
>says he just wanted some maternal cuddling
>says that he didn't mean to "set the mood" or "give her the wrong impression"
>well call me the mighty mighty bosstones because you being a faggot is the impression that I get
>he's now obsessed with Hitomi Tanaka
>watching ALL her videos on the living room TV
>He doesn't even masturbate, just watches
>he does this - gets a crush on a porn star and watches their entire catalogue
>he randomly shows me the futa porn he watches
>he bought a new one, keeps making jokes to 5/10 girl about hot glueing them to her even though she's obviously pissed

Is he just a faggot? Is he oblivious? Are his standards too high? Wtf, /r9k/?

>>37051374
Say straight up that the girl he is chasing is out of his league. But don't have some weird intervention over it.

>a burzum shirt in a porno
>Varg's fw

>>37051682
Your brother is the most based man alive, you would do well to learn from him

>>37051392
he wants to help his friend, that's why you dont have any

>>37051374
How about you don't trick your friend into being a loser like you?
High but realistic standards are good.

>>37051374
I say it's none of your business.
I'm a manlet and my facial aesthetics are meh at best, but that doesn't mean I capitulate and go out with the ugliest hamplanets because they're what's available to me - it's better to be with nobody and hold out hope that you might hit the jackpot than to mess around with the absolute bottom of the barrel.

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>>37051374
stop putting my music in porn

>>37051749
Except he's fucking miserable whereas I am not.
>>37051825
This.

>>37052032
Rare vargs.

>>37051749
OP's friend spotted

>>37051374
Just.. help him get fit. Go to the gym with him.

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>>37051374
>tfw told im solid 7, 8 if it's a good day and i'm actually with them in person
>all i want is a solid 4/10 cutie who has a bright smile and wants to be protected by a 4u
>tfw they all think i'm out of their league and assume i'm hitting on them as a joke

i was flirting with one of my friends earlier tonight and she straight up laughed because she thought i was joking

why do i have the body of a chad and the mind of a robot

>>37051374
Im like a 4 and have dated 9 and 8s, let his ass alone

I'll be that fag who ruins the joke.

This thread is about all of you faggot robots and your pathetic lives.

>>37051682
He's IRL Pepe?

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>>37052556

If she's not at least a 7, I refuse. I have no clue as to why high standards anger normalfags so much. It's almost triggering to them.

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>tfw my Burzum shirt never gets me laid

>>37051374
You could just be honest with him instead of beating around the bush. I have the same problem with my roomate, I normally tell him its okay to have standards but you shouldn't only want to go for 8s and up. He doesn't listen though he even thinks cute thick girls (thick not fat) are too big for him.

I mean I have no room to talk since i'm a virgin too but fuck its definitely not because of high standards.

>>37053330
That's Mayhem though.