>Sorry, anon. You lack the minimum height of 6ft 4 that is

"Why the fuck are you covered in... Whatever that is."

That's what I would say.

>>37049780
I'd rape her. With my swiss army knife dick. And use the file attachment to do my nails.

>>37049780
At least there's a ton of alpha Chads who also aren't allowed in

>I didn't even want it in the first place haha you just got tricked!

>[Intelligence] Well you lack a stab proof vest.
Works every time.

"You aren't white enough for me anyway"

I'm 6'1 and wear boots with inserts
They'll they think I'm 6'4

>>37049780
Shut the fuck up you chink bitch. You'd be lucky to find a """"""""""""man"""""""""""" who's taller than 5ft 7 where you're from.

laugh as they go bankrupt from an unsustainable business model.

>>37049936
>All right anon, before we begin I'm gonna need you to take off your shoes and step next to the scale
Now what?

>>37049803
>he's never had a nuru massage

>>37049780
>implying she can even speak ingrish

>>37049936

I'm 6'1" and I actually had a girl guess my height at 6'5". I was barefoot at the time.

Women have fucking horrible spatial perception. That's why they constantly get into fender benders in parking lots, and can hardly ever catch a ball.

Men are clearly oppressed if they don't fit the norm! Let's start a riot.

>>37049780
ask her if she wants to get sued

>>37050002
>OH WE SO SO SOLLY WE ONRY MESSEGE BIG MEN NOT RITTLE BOYS PREASE NO COME BACK

>>37049780
>How do you respond?

>take out measurable tape
>say : yup, still 6'5"
>take off my clothese
>get massage
>get happy ending

>>37050010

It's because 99% of men lie about their heights to women so the scale gets thrown off.

I don't care about your shitty massage service you ugly chink

>>37050044
Thank you, thats more like it.

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>>37050228
O.K.! Bai bai!