At what age have I experienced enough of life to know with reasonable

The age in which you finish reading and understand E. Cioran.

Nah, when you get older you realize all the shit you stressed so hard over aint that big off a deal. Get a good job going, start saving money, get a couple good hobbies. You can cruise through the second half of life if you set it up right.

Cheers brah

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>>37049484
Okay thank you. I will do my best.

>>37049435
When you can initiate a girl and her girlfriend on the street to do a 3way with you within seconds of meeting them

>>37049484
kill yourself you fucking faggot child.

>>37049523
Isn't that basically outside the realm of possibility unless you're at a swinger gathering or at a club where everyone is rolling?

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>>37049435
>out of the womb

I never asked to be born. I never asked for the burden of existence on my shoulders. This life has wronged me in some way I can feel it. I'm sure you can too anon.

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Give it time; that's what I found.

For me, there came a point where I was certain that suicide was the right decision. If the time never comes for you, then maybe you should not kill yourself. If you need to ask whether or not your suicidal instincts are just, then they are not.

I have everything ready. I've got my suicide note, and a roadmap plan. All I'm waiting for is my mum to die. Once she's gone, I'm getting the fuck outta here pronto

Suicide is always correct, it just depends on how quickly you can get over your mental block of self-preservation.

>>37049652
how are you planning on doing it anon?

>>37049920
It's quite complicated, but basically....

>get a bottle of whiskey
>split the whiskey. put about half of a pint into a separate bottle. put ground up sleeping tablets into that bottle. label it "1"
>keep the rest of the whiskey in the original bottle. label it "2"
>go to beachy head cliffs
>drink bottle 1
>drink as much of bottle 2 as possible
>jump off

>>37050116
that's not bad anon, i've been looking for a way. I don't want to go painfully and i'm scared of ending up a vegetable.

>>37050219
That's why I chose this method.

I originally intended on dying by train, but I found that quite depressing. I would rather die by falling from some chalky cliffs. Much less depressing.

It's also quick, and very unlikely to make me a veggie. If I don't die immediately from the fall, then the alcohol and tablets should kill me. Even if I'm conscious after I hit the ground, I won't be for long.

>>37049435
i guess 40 is a good finish line or if you're ambitious maybe 30

>>37050116
i would just buy or steal a boat and do the same thing but jump in the ocean with weights and no one has to find your body

>>37049435
About ninety eight.

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>>37049435
I imagine around 40, if you're not happy might as-well just end it.

>>37049435
21, cant imagine living past 30 desu

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Hard to say. One can know as early as 18 or as late as 40. It depends on the person, the particular circumstances, and the available help.

If your life is still after, even after 40, you can make a safe bet to end it.

>>37050293
Fuck man why not try and find a painless method? I feel like the potential to hit other parts of the cliff on the way down is too much here.

>>37050814
It will be painless. That's what the booze and tablets are for.

>>37050814
>find a painless method
such as, it's hard to get your hands on of enough the right pills.

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>>37050814
>the potential to hit other parts of the cliff on the way down is too much

>>37050985
idk, wouldn't a shotgun be pretty painless?

>>37050998
Oh...riginial

>>37050999
I can't get my hands on a gun either.

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>>37049435
You don't experience life in a certain number of years. I could be a NEET for 30 years and I wouldn't have experienced anything. If you really want to kill yourself make a list of all the things you've wanted to do, try to do them all, waste all your money if you have to, in the end you'll kill yourself. If you don't want to do this you aren't really suicidal and you're a pussy.