I'm a member of the illuminati. This is a program that we

What's my phone number?

What do you hope to accomplish my illuminated dude?

relize itte

>>37048421
We're going to enslave and destroy humanity. Right now I'm just hanging out.

>>37048395
I don't have access to that information. Most of us don't. Our high priests do.

What stocks on the market will have the best YTD return?

>>37048491
God fuck off with your shitty ARG
piece of fucking shit

What's the number of your dealer

>>37048603
I'm not a marketer.

>>37048581
The best stocks are tech stocks. Virtual reality will blow up in a couple of years. Artificial intelligence is good too. I can't tell you which companies to invest in. There are some good non-tech stocks e.g. food but I won't tell you which.

>>37048672
666

>>37048734
This is so fucking LAME
boom nikka get owned

Is your name Alex Jones?

>>37048765
Alex Jones is just an actor. He isn't evolved enough to be in the Illuminati.

Do you have access to the Akashic Records or are you just a plebeian underling?

>>37048315
How do I join you guys?

>>37048831
I do have access and I've learned of all of my past lives. I'm a priest as well; I've also met our leader, the dragon, personally.

>>37048867
If you become powerful in the occult we'll force you to join us.

>>37048867
Nepotism, getting lucky or being born into it.

>>37048315
How does it work and how might I apply to become rich and powerful?

>>37048944
How powerful do I have to become in the occult.

>>37048944
How do I become powerful in the occult?

>>37048315
Why does this picture make my head and eyes feel funny? Is that the point? What exactly is this for?

>>37048994
>>37049016
If you have to ask that question then there's pretty much 0 chance of you even getting close to it.

>>37048315
no but seriously what is this a screenshot of

>>37049029
That's your brain rewiring itself. The program puts you into a trance.

>>37048994
You have to be able to possess people and objects.

>>37049016
Meditate, practice telekinesis and do research.

>>37048315
Why is OP a little bitch?

>>37049153
I'm not, I just make you feel insecure because of my power.

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>>37049123
>That's your brain rewiring itself. The program puts you into a trance.
Is this good or bad? Is it reversible? How do I undo it? What effects will take place? Why does it no longer feel funny?

I need more information

>>37049254
It just pulls you into higher consciousness. We use this and other practices to control the world and protect ourselves.

>>37048315
I have a question.
Does synesthesia have anything to do with the Illuminati?

I used to have synesthesia as a child and I was raised in a cult. That cult was not the Illuminati but it was something kind of similar. After being taken out of my parent's custody at ~5 or 6, the synesthesia quickly wore off.
Do you guys have anything to do with this? Can you explain it?

>>37049254
There's nothing to undo. You maybe put yourself into a trance for a second, but that's it.

Being in a trance makes you more open to suggestion, and there's no suggestion for you to be open to.

>>37048315
I'm also in the illuminati. Wtf you doing, man, cut this shit out

>>37049342
Well now I want to join. :(

>>37048944
I have sent cosmic rays in your direction
To your section
Caused by my throbbing erection
I want to see your helicopter cock
I want to know tho


Are there any Illuminati girls? Does being in the Illuminati get you laid?

>>37049366
You have to be rich and powerful.

>>37049349
The program does much more than put you into a trance. It's for power lensing; it magnifies your powers.

>>37049374
Every girl will have sex with us. The most beautiful women are in the Illuminati. Some famous stars are as well.

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>>37049610
UH M WHOM'STV'E LET U IN

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>>37049610
>You have to be rich and powerful.
>to join an organization that makes you rich and powerful
well that's just unfair

What dirt do you have on Trump?

Post proof you are not LARPing.

>>37048315
Will you kill humanity before I lose my virginity? If so, will I become something cool after I die.

your programs shit mate tell your illuminati boss ill kick his head in the poofter

>>37048315
when will WW3 happen?

What's the illuminati's opinion on female genocide

>>37049610
>You have to be rich and powerful.
fucking greedy clairvoyance-dragons

do you have any apotheosis rituals for beginners, OP?

>>37048315
let me join ur thingy

>>37049789
There are ways to become powerful enough. For example, this program would easily get you most of the way there.

>>37049961
This year.

>>37049851
He will be removed from power after a massive nuclear EMP attack on the United States.

>>37049964
We kill many women after having sex with them.

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>>37048315
Give the whole enchilada on the illuminati. Their origins, beliefs and motives.

>>37048944
How does one become "powerful in the occult"?

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everything counts in large amounts

>>37050266
We have our roots in Protestantism, centuries ago, and the Freemasons. It was created by and is led by "demons" and their followers. We want to create a kingdom of destruction and oppression. Satan is our leader.

>>37050477
Isn't Satan a bad guy though
Also can you give examples of powerful people involved

>>37050477
are yuo gonna ignore my question? (>>37050006)

pls respond...

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>>37050477
Why do you mean by demons? As in literal demons from the pits of hell that are somehow working to destroy humanity?

>>37050467
>the letter f has a t in it

conspiracyfags are fucking retarded sometimes

>>37050571
His lack of attention makes me believe this is one big phony
You'd think a supremely powerful lord of the world would be faster/smarter/ and not sound like an edgy faggot
Go ahead blow me up Rasputin I'm waiting

>>37050510
Obama and Rupert Murdoch to name a couple. Obama is especially high up...

>>37050533
That's correct. They aren't from hell, though, they're on the earth.

>>37050670
Protip: A powerful member of a top-secret cult that rules the world would be too busy (and too mature) to make threads about it on 4chan

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>>37050700
What do these demons look like? Feel free to use any image to provide an approximation.

What makes them demons and not just any other creatures if they're not from hell?

If this organization is powerful enough to have world leaders working for it... why haven't you accomplished your goals already?

Seem like you didn't think this one through lad. There are logical fallacies in your inane claims.

>>37050670
I'm busy, as this person suggested.
>>37050743

>>37050528
If you paid me for my time I could teach you good techniques. If you want an easy one, practice wake-initiated lucid dreaming. Gain dream control. Try telekinesis and astral projection after that.

>>37048315
>implying the controllers of the world are a bunch of /x/-tier spiritualist retards

The world is controlled by economics nerds and people who give good speeches. Grow up

>>37048491
Why would you want to do that? I don't understand why anyone would think this is a good idea. What's the philosophy behind it?

>>37050821
They are made of light. They can shape-shift. They usually take the form of reptiles. They are the ones who deceived Adam and Eve and created war and conflict on earth.

Humanity would easily overpower us if we tried to take over too early. We have to recruit more people on our side.

>>37051065
We enjoy killing people.

>>37051107
Why do you enjoy it?

>>37051107
Okay but why? Doesn't it make you sad that things are that way?

>>37051122
>>37051118
We really like the money and power. I'm sure many others would, too.

I have a meeting to go to. Does anybody have any last requests?

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>>37048315
What are your opinions on movements like Feminists, Black Lives Matter and Antifa?

>>37051266
They invented them, but they also invented the wounds that cause people to become inclined towards identifying with them.

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>>37048491
>Priests
Kek, most "powerful" organization of the wealthiest and smartest people in the world would use religious terminology.

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Thank you for reading, everyone.

And remember, praise kek.

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HaiILordKek

>>37048315
Please guide me to becoming a member illuminatianon
Throwaway email [email protected]

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Praise Chun Li