Can robots with sisters exist? I mean doesn't your sister

My sister is 8 and she is legit autistic. Im pretty sure she's barely aware that she even exists.

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My sister is a bigger weeb than I am. She's a complete fujoshit. I'm too shy to be around my family.

>>37048303
I have a sister.

she's kinda a robot.

>>37048303

What? Why would she do that?
It would be no benefit to her.

>>37048353
tfw no qt autistic sister to play videogames with.

why don't you do this anon?

get her into minecraft, you guys could build a world. :(

She tells me nothing.

>>37048355
what anime does your sister watch?

also

>not watching anime with your sister.

you have the dream setup and you don't even utilize the gift.

I have a 16 year old sister
She usually just calls me a fat fuck, a failure, tells me go to kill myself and what not. Sometimes she's nice to me, I don't get it.

>>37048406
She likes the kinds of stuff Tumblr would. She's not an SJW or anything crazy though.

>>37048407
:(

have you asked her why?

can you ask her to fix you?

>>37048375
>get her into minecraft
That's a terrible idea

>>37048407
Try to eat healthy and lose weight. She's most likely trying to encourage you to succeed through negative motivation, and only occasionally assures you that she cares

>>37048375
>get her into minecraft
but she already has autism anon

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>>37048452
>tfw no imouto to play cunning mind games with you to make you get better

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>>37048390
But you see her every day right? How do you never pick up any hints that you can use?

I asked my sister about girls one time in my life. She sort of gave a vague and generally useless answer. Not surprising though, as we sort of have the same weird personality.

She's married with 3 kids now. I'm a mid-thirties everythingless wizard. I think if I were a chick people would find my personality endearing, but since I'm not, most people just thing I'm an autism.

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>>37048303
Yes, there can be robots with sisters
cause here's the secret, there is no special secret to getting along with women. Sure you can do things to improve your chances at being friends with them but it's just the same stuff for with guys and when it comes to getting a girlfriend the internet will be more helpful than any sister will ever be.

>>37048407

Siblings are in competition for resources, so they fight a lot, but also need to look out for each other as they share enough genes to make it worthwhile to look after each other if resources aren't tight.
Most siblings have a love/hate thing going on.
Also all humans are sociopaths until after 16.

>>37048303
>you don't need a girlfriend, you're too young! besides, you have me!
>t. my sister

I'm 21. Send help.

>>37048661
Youre already done for my friend

>>37048303
My teenage sister let her male and female friends molest and abuse me when I was 4.

my sister is a roastie whore, she recently got a new bf, so she's been with him 24/7.

>>37048452
Anon, you might be on to something.
>>37048624
this is also promising. I'm hoping she'll mellow out over the next year or two

>>37048303
Getting along with women isn't particularly hard, to be honest. The real problem - and the one I'm guessing you're interested in - is getting women to want to have sex with you.

This is infinitely harder and unless your sister is a lesbian she will probably have nothing to contribute. Straight women understandably have no idea how to seduce other women. Even worse, most of them don't even know what turns them on.

>>37048710
Maybe you were cute and her friends thought you were cute and she let them play with you because she didn't think you'd have the mental capacity to remember it.

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>>37048407
I'm guessing she's torn between wanting to help you and feeling disgusted at what you are. You should try to think of her insults merely as strongly-worded advice, and consider following it. Good luck!

Bwahahaa, of course not. Sister's are assholes.

>>37048835
lol mebe 4 u

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>tfw no nee-chan milkies to suck

My sister is as autistic as I am. She never had a bf, and hasn't had a friend since elementary.

It's kinda hard to talk to her sometimes. She likes Korean shows and music, which I know nothing about. She's kind of a weeb which I can relate, but she watches horror anime. Which I don't.

>>37048710
Holy Kek absolutely btfo
How did your ass cheeks ever recover?

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My sister is a piece of shit. I treat her with courtesy and she goes out of her fucking way to be a rude asshole to me (sometimes doing subtle things, like interrupting a conversation with my mother to say shit like "nobody cares"; sometimes overt things, like yelling at me for being in the same room as her) and steals from my room. It's impossible for me to have any kind of conversation with her, because everytime I try to talk to her (even to ask simple questions), she snaps at me. Don't even fucking started on her friends. Once I get the money I'm moving out, I cant fucking stand her.

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>>37048303
There is no such thing as a loving sister/brother relationship unless they're legitemately fucking.

My sister beat me up until she hit puberty, then she thought i was gross and refused to make any physical contact with me and she hasn't since. Her advice to me is to lose weight and start hiking.

>>37048661
That's cute.

Do you ever touch her like hugs or foot massages?

>>37049376
Sure, we hug all the time. But before you ask me to take up tripfaggotry and join your imouto threads, she's 12 and I'm not into incest.

>>37048303
I have 4 sisters and it doesn't help at all. I know for sure that if I wasn't related to them they'd want nothing to do with me, as it is they basically pity me and feel like they have to look after me. Its also made me see women more as friends than potential sexual partners, not saying I'm gay but it has fucked me up a bit.

>>37049255
Why would you think that? (Original question)

>>37050063 see >>37048624
All siblings are dicks to eachother.

>>37050160
>all siblings are dicks to each other!
>source: some guy on 4chan who fell for the evopsych meme

my sister is 8
loli.

>>37050212
>source: some guy on 4chan who actually has siblings (namely 2 bros)
FTFY.

I bet you're a only child who thinks sibling relationships work like your chinese cartoons.

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>have an older half-sister
>barely ever saw her
I resent my father for keeping her away. It would be so nice to be close to my onee-san. It's too late now. She has her own family. Three daughters. And I only met 1 one my nieces (that's how close we are). I could be spoiling lolis without being a complete creep.

>>37048303
>Sister is a fujoshi
Yeah she is not much help, her advice was straight up "just be yourself and girls will love you"

>>37048303
t. guy who doesn't have a sister
Even if they are younger than you they want nothing to do with you because you're smelly nerd.

My sister is a cold bitch. She's a Stacy fuck-up yet somehow acts superior to me.

>>37050354
I have a sister, we love each other, and no, we don't fuck. Do I drop you an email address so you can PayPal all that bet money my way?

>>37050627
It definitely doesn't count if you're both adults now.

>>37048303
This one time my sister made my brother and dress up in her swimsuits and she took pictures as a "joke"

This was a million years before social media, thank god.

Have robots with sisters ever entertained the thought of having sex with them? If they initiated would you stop her?

>>37048303
My sister is 14 years older than me. She was gone before I started school.

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I wish i had a older brother or sister, that would teach me things.

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>>37050781
nah man it's gross and gay and weird. They're basically a guy with a vagina.

Cousins, on the other hand...

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>>37050781
No i have not and if she tried to start something with me id tell her to fuck off

>>37050781
Unfortunately, yes. I've had some very unhealthy dreams. They're very rare, but I always want to kill myself when waking up after one.
I don't think like that when awake and would never do it in real life even if she turned out to be an incest-obsessed nymphomaniac.

>>37048303
>Can robots with sisters exist?
Sure they can op. As a matter of fact I am pretty sure that having an older sister contributes to roboism

>>37048303
>tell you how to be good at (social thing)
>tell

hello, wazowski didn't think you knew but the reason why people are good at socializing is not because they have knowledge but because they have primal instincts and a functioning, neurotypical brain

>>37050836

sorry to burst your bubble but

what the hell do you think is going to happen? You won't learn if you reject their aide and stay on your computer which is exactly what you would have done. even if they literally offered to hold your hand and make you a normie.

but truth is. They are normies themselves. Chances are a sibling of yours would have abused/neglected you the same way people did to you in highschool.

>>37050781
>tfw have little sister with the same bodyshape as OP's pic related

what do you think?

>>37051011
This really resonated with me. Its true. I've spent so much time trying to learn tricks to talk to people like you would any other skill but it just doesn't work. Even with all the conscious work I put into it I'm still like a child socially compared to the average person whose never put a thought into it in there life. They can't possibly understand just like I can't really know what It's like to be blind just because I close my eyes.

>>37051106
She has eyes the size of Florida oranges that are stuck on either extremes of her skull?

>>37048303
I have two older sisters, one left the house when I was young (she was kind of a problem child but turned out fine), the other's entire life can be summed up as "shitty relationships". So no. We're not really close either.

I'm a 30 y.o HHKV 15 year shut-in, never had a job, never had friends, don't drive, don't leave the house other than to lift at night when nobody is there (walking distance)
My sister is 28, double-degree, works at a university, married, kids, lots of friends, very popular.

So yes, it's possible.

>>37048303
>doesn't your sister tell you how to get along with women?
Of course not, she teases me and mocks me for being such a fucking loser. She's also 15.

>>37048303
me and my sis are close she heard i was depressed so now shes getting me pills to help sleep and once she has the money shes giving me a makeover or someshit and taking me clubbing

>>37051089
My sibling did abuse me
i don't think im that far gone though

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I grew up with 3 sisters

one is married with kids and a well paying job
the other 2 are still in highschool, straight A students already taking college courses

i dropped out of school at 16 and work a shitty job
still a KHV at 21

>>37048303
For me, no. My sister is a successful ultra normie. church, expensive school, 6'4 chad & everything dude. we're polar opposites. not close whatsoever. She really doesn't acknowledge me at all. hasn't in years. Any time I'd try to talk to her she'd just be fucking around on her phone, ignoring her surroundings, giving responses like "mhm" and "oh nice". I can't stand that. I gave up a while ago, lol.

Feelsbad tho. She was my best friend growing up. We played the shit out of vidya, watched anime & movies, just the whole package. Remember that we had a dope setup in the basement-essentially to ourselves. Great escape from family insanity at the time. I still appreciate her for that. After that, I don't know what happened. I guess we lived apart for years.

So that's a no on advice. I'm not even interested as it is, so it's no bother. owell

>>37050781
Sometimes, I'm lonely and internet memes have affected my mind.

However, those thoughts leave once I remember how insufferable she is and I would be absolutely shocked and would stop her if she tried anything.

>>37050781
wtf man thats gross only time that could even happen is if you dont consider yourselves brother and sis

>>37048303
My friend has a hot as fuck sorority stacy older sister and he's an even bigger robot then me (parents took him out of university because he tried to kill himself and also he's completely silent around females even though he's decent enough looking). Apparently she used to bully him and shit when he was younger, I'm not a psychologist but maybe thats what lead to how he is now.

>>37051258
I'm sorry, which tripfag are you?

>>37051270
I'm guessing you live at home with your parents too?

>>37048303
My sisters realize i autistic as fuck so we dont talk about that stuff

>>37051323
Hmm this happened to me and my sister as well. We used to be really close but now she just kind of dismisses me like I'm a child when I try to talk to her.

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>>37051410
the bad one, want to be my brother?

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>>37050836
>tfw I'm an older brother robot
>tfw younger brother is a complete chad already by the 9th grade
>tfw I've convinced him I'm a chad too
>tfw he looks up to me
>tfw I should be jealous but I'm actually really proud of him
>tfw I give him advice I wish I'd given myself when I was his age

If you're 19 or younger I could try and older brother you, but beforehand know that I will not tolerate any kind of sexual roleplay, I will be out the door at the first fucking oniichan, also know that I am a total /pol/ack and half of my teachings will be based around turning you into an ethnonationalist.

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>>37051569
I'm down, do you have discord?

>>37050781
>Have robots with sisters ever entertained the thought of having sex with them?
yes, though that was mostly when I was younger
>If they initiated would you stop her?
probably, not because of the taboos but because i'm insecure as fuck.

>>37051323
Have you asked here what's going on with that?

>>37051609
>>37051569
>>37050836
kill yourselves IMMEDIATELY

original post

>>37051609
yeah but I dont really understand it that well. How do I link you my profile?

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>>37051770
Just give me your user name or add mine.
Piety#0537

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>>37048303
My sister is a morbidly obese hamplanet feminist. She has no advice for me. Pic related is her, but 200x more ugly.

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>>37048661
Fuck. Her. Now

Seriously so many of you posters sound like you're in prime position for some wincest.

>>37050781
Yep but we're adopted so I feel like the blood connection isn't there. I'd stop her because that's gross. I typically have weird shit in my head while I'm cumming and that's when she has popped up.

>>37048303
lol no. Me and my sister are not on speaking terms. She is a roastie

>>37050781
I've thought about it but I would never risk initiating, she would freak out and my dad would call the cops.

If she initiated I wouldn't object.

>>37050836
fuck off to your incest inbreeding thread, tripfag

>I mean doesn't your sister tell you how to get along with women?

kek.

my sister will just tell me to hit on random girls.
having a sister doesn't mean she lets you in to some "girl only" secrets.
the only secret there is to be good looking. if you start buying into that "confidence" thing then you will go fucking insane

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>>37052033
I'm not into incest, wtf.
This some interesting projecting you're doing.

>>37052033
>Not even wanting to practice clit sucking on your sister

>>37048303
Yes, I have 3, 2 related 1 adopted and I hate them all, I also have a gay feternal twin.

>>37052095
>>confidence thing
>I don't have it so it must be fake!

Kill yourself buddy maybe in your sweet dreams you'll taste the peaches.

>>37049848
Lucky ass mf

>>37051180
Grape her

Yes, I'm my older brother's sister. He has a long distance gf he visits every so often. Dunno if they're really committed or what though.

I hate that I'm too old to cuddle with him anymore, but at least we still hang out and play games. When either he or I move out, it's gonna be lonely.

>>37048303
My sister is nine

>>37048303

My sister is 3 years older than me. She is fat, single, about to turn 30 and my parents caught her stealing thousands of dollars from them by forging checks. She never gave me advice on how to be a normie, but I think that's for the best.

My sister is even more autistic than I am.. I'm talking rain man autistic without the idiot-savant type shit going on. She's also an 'artist'.
She couldn't help me if she tried, which she wouldn't because she's a self-absorbed cunt.

>>37048303
i try giving my brother advice on women and he just thinks im talking out of my ass. yet he is still a virgin because he is stubborn.

>>37048303
>I mean doesn't your sister tell you how to get along with women? Or at least give you some hints?

>"Ugh...look Anon, girls don't like nice guys. If aren't prepared to man up, don't expect a girlfriend
T. My 2ND older sister (30)

>"You're just a bitter loser. You'll never get a girlfriend "
T. Younger oldest sister (26)

>"Just look around "
T. Oldest sister (40)

Thanks for the "advice", girls....

>>37048303
Its like... my sister is more a bot than i am..so no. Maybe if i had a twin. But not my older sis.

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>>37052869
And you are you not :?

>>37048303
women don't know shit about what women want. Good example: facebook pic of a buff guy: 10 different stayings posting
'euuu, too buff"
"bet they are dumb"
"do they live at the gym? gross"
stuff like that, yet the only time I got randomly approached and easy hook-ups was when I was buff.
women are completely unselfaware. The worst things I ever did was taking women advice on women in my teens

is this thread the sister-fucking thread in disguise?
i have an actual sister and am not trying to fuck her so i am reluctant to go into too much detail here (i've made the mistake of posting in the sister fucking thread before i realized that's what it was)

but yeah
having a sister doesn't somehow make you pro at talking to women
my sister is definitely on the more normie side but i have no idea why i would ask her for advice about anything or why she would want to help me out.

we get along fine but we're not sentimental like that.