Femanons, how closely does this picture represent your day

why dont men prove their worth to make women want to fuck them isnt that how it works?

>>37047563

No. Lmao uu

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>>37047506
That's nothing, anon.

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>>37048096
sometimes i really hate the internet
i didn't need to see this

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>>37048096

I have gazed into the abyss, and the abyss gazed into me

>>37048096
Kek, maybe I do need to start going to Reddit

>>37048096
the only thing I wish for in life is that a girl never refers to me by anything but my name.

I hope you guys don't actually believe all women are like this :')

Realize they're people, and that some are assholes and douchebags and sluts, while some aren't. Most aren't.

>>37047506
I'm a 7-8/10 and I don't attention whore on social media so not a lot like this but I do have ransoms from my school hunt me down on the fb I made to keep up w my very large family to try and invite me to shit

>>37047506
Nope, not even close. Here's a more accurate description
> Wake up 5 pm
> check messages hoping my only friend whom I know only online messaged me
> nope she's still ignoring me, has probably been around 4 days since she's bothered talking to me since she has normal IRL friends
> Take shower
> Browse internet and listen to cringy music until 6 am
> Go to sleep
Repeat forever

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being a girl would be so great

you'd get to wear sexy comfy panties all day and have cock on demand

if you find the right guy you never even have to work a day in your life

it's my ultimate fantasy to be a dumb bimbo housewife who just cooks cleans and sucks cock all day

no homo

>>37049810
cringy music? like are you watching a teletuby-trap mix?

>>37049903
Nah, I just listen to a lot of emo stuff.

>>37050011
Post what you're listening to right now. I dare you.

>>37050036
I mean, if you really want. I don't expect anyone to like what I like tho
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i45pYq-58po
Not a fan of the first track, rest are good though IMO

>>37050197
I like it. Reminds me of what I used to listen to when I was a teenager. Thanks anon

>>37049810
I'll message you every day if you plz respond i promise

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I'm a 5/10, so I'll honestly answer.

>23 texts
More like two - from both of my siblings.

>295 likes
I have 216 friends. On my posts, I usually get about 10 to 30 likes.

>makeup
Nope.

>selfies
Only take selfies if I do something new with my appearance (ex. new haircut), and then I post it in my friend's group chat.

>men get up to share seat
Nope.

>getting text messages from boys
Nope.

>best friend wants to go shopping
Maybe. Either that or going to the pet store to pet cats or something.

>hit on

Happened maybe 5 or 6 times in my entire life. I'm 25.

>professor lecturing on women's rights
I'm in STEM, so that doesn't happen. Closest I got was my animal physiology professor advertising an anti-Trump rally via email.

>trip and people act concerned
I'm epileptic. I've had literal seizures in public and had no one help me. Had someone pull out their fucking phone, though.

>drama
Nope. I like all my friends. I've had one fight with my best friend in the five years we've been together, and that was because she thought my bantz were sincere and not ironic and started screaming at me for real.

>quickie
Virgin.

>Travis
I'll admit - yeah I'm a sucker for a guy who's in a band and have had crushes on two musicians.

>clubbing

I haven't gone in three years.

>hit on
More like I try to dance with one and he butts me out to dance with some prettier girl.

>grinding
A dude from my program started grinding on me and I bailed - but that was because I don't like to grind when I dance.

>gain weight

You got me.

>bar fight
Only got into one - and that was started by my sister and I only pulled her away.

I think the OP seriously overestimates how interesting other people's lives are. Social media will do that to you.

>>37049810
Agree with >>37050434
I'll message you

>>37050801
You sound ni--

>Dat pic

BEGONE

>>37050801
>I'm epileptic
Be my seizure buddy. I had seizures in school

>>37050801
>clubbing
>I haven't gone in three years
So this is the state of /r9k/...really makes you think...

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>>37050837
You probably post "kill it with fire" underneath pictures of people's arthropod pets and that makes me mad.

>>37048096
Reading this is how listening to people describe television plots feels.

>reddit

>>37049499
>"Hey honey, can you grab me my slippers from upstairs?"
>"BEGONE THOT."

>>37049810
Same.

>>37049872
Sexy panties aren't comfy, and vice versa.

>>37050197
I liked the guitar at 28:30. Added to watch list, but it is pretty early-2000s.

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>>37050801
Every time someone posts something like this I genuinely believe (even hope) t's bait.

On the off chance it's not bait and I'm not just simply falling for it, I have one genuine question:

Why the fuck are you here? There are so many communities and circles for you to be a part of, yet you come here to ghost and make posts like this which you know will only inflame.

Are you just addicted to the drama? Do reactions like mine get you off?

>>37050801
whatever stacey we know you are just looking for orbiters

>>37050974
>when epileptic girls won't even respond to guys that have seizures
No justice in this life

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>>37050852
>seizure buddy
I used the exact same term for another epileptic friend of mine!

Tell me your tales, spazlord.

>>37050853
>a user going to an academic competition, getting dragged to a sweaty dance hall with pop music playing and dancing for an hour is somehow the epitome of what is wrong with current /r9k/

Hmm....

>>37051019
>another epileptic friend of mine!
Nevermind :^)

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>>37051010
Ya blew it by spazzing out lad.

>>37051035
Sorry dude, but she's already got another epileptic friend (otherwise known as "Chad") to be her seizure buddy

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>>37051086
But anon is such a nice guy, he even gave her two minutes to respond. Surely he's got a leg up on chad!

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>>37050984
>why the fuck are you here

I've been browsing 4chan for over a decade, it's a force of habit, at this point.

>drama

Not really. I like talking with people and I've had surprisingly nice chats in threads that started as bait.

>inflame
Really.

>>37051086
>>37051035
Not me
>>37051019
I had a seizure in a swimming pool once, and everyone made fun of me for it.

>>37050801

That centipede is sick

>>37047506
Here's how my days usually go:
>wake up at 11
>take meds before I forget
>go to uni or study/look at porn/vidya at home
>LDR robot bf wakes up at some point, text him obsessively until I have to sleep
>talk to online friend and his wife for a bit
>sleep at 1am

>>37050974
>"Hey honey, can you grab me my slippers from upstairs?"
>"BEGONE THOT.

yes actually this.

Not at all close to my own day-to-day life. I'm pretty jealous desu.

>>37051146
>same
>typical roastie
>that's all the (You)'s from me for the day, THOT

>>37051208
>LDR robot bf
kys because I can't get that you whore

>>37051230
be my qt 5/10 ldr gf

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>>37051155
Are you cool with those jokes, or were they just being pricks? Because I was totally fine with my friends making fun, but when other people do it I want to punch them out.

I went to a private, religious school and the kids said I was "possessed', and tried to embarrass me in front of the priest, once.

>>37051196
millipedes r 4 vegan fags

>>37051272
People were cunts to me regardless this was just one more thing to add to the list

>>37048096
I don't care if I'm lonely forever. I'm never using a dating app.

>>37051262
I'm not a 5/10 or a qt anon

>Wake up at 4 15
>Throw on clothes
>start work at 5
>work until 6 driving sick and dying people to and from medical appointments
>get home, drop off company car, head straight to gfs place
>hang out for a couple hours
>head home at 8 30
>fall asleep at 9 30
>wash rinse pray for death repeat

>>37051331
Alright just be my ldr gf without the other qualifiers

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>>37051297
I can empathize.
>dude that always shit on me used to flail at me in the hallways
>said to a teacher's face that I couldn't lead the debate team despite being the longest standing member because "she'll freak out on stage"
>whenever I got excited about anything he'd concerntroll and ask if I "was having another episode".
>loudly announced "what sort of retard doesn't have their driver's license" in the middle of the class knowing I was the only one who didn't have it.
>tried to sic /b/ on me (it backfired hilariously)

Anyway, I called him a fat fuck and he pushed me into a locker. It sounds bad until I got him a DUI and made him cry a few years later.

So chin up, anon, your time will come. But you should have shit in the pool.

>>37051395
What's the point? You're just going to be another guy from r9k who ghosts me after a couple days of talking.

>>37050389
No problemo.
>>37050434
I'm not looking for a bf, I appreciate the offer though.

>>37051445
I do that intentionally to you whores so you get the hint to leave this place, roastie cunt.

>>37050197
what the fuck my man, hail the sun isn't considered emo tunes, is it? thats classified as post-hardcore, right?

fuq maybe i listen to bitch tunes, but hail the sun was sick with DGD when i saw them in atlanta

check out HORSE the band if you haven't, might like them. a bit different than the chiodos/dgd type shit, but its great.

pierce the veil is the bottom of the bucket of what i like

>>37050801
>I'm epileptic. I've had literal seizures in public and had no one help me.

What are you even supposed to do? An oldmate at the gym had an epileptic attack right in front of me and I ran over and just kinda made sure he didn't hurt himself while he rode it out. I got another dude to call an ambulance and waited with the guy until they came, asked a few questions and shit.

>>37050801
>I've had literal seizures in public and had no one help me.
How exactly does one help someone having a seizure?

>>37051245
>whore
But he took my virginity. You'll find a qt gf someday anon.

>>37051445
Only if you are a normie

>>37051495
It is post-hardcore to be specific but most people would just call it emo. To be fair, emo is a rather broad term. American Football is emo but it's just math rock with emotional lyrics, does this make Minus The Bear or TTNG emo? By the same logic, yes. I think what makes something emo or not is dependent on the lyrics to put it simply.

>pierce the veil is the bottom of the bucket of what i like
I actually like a few of their songs but they're too melodramatic for me. It's clearly meant for people younger than I am.

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>>37051500
prevent your friend from getting embarrased by laying next to him and shaking , so people will think you're doing some kind of performance art .

>>37051440
I liked swimming in the pool though. The worst time was when i had a seizure in the drive through at Taco Bell, and all of the staff came out to watch instead of calling 911 ;-;

>>37051520
>But he took my virginity.
This only confirms you're a whore.

>>37051500
Roll them on their side, and hold them to prevent them from banging their head off a hard surface

>>37047506
>>37047425
is this you op?
it looks like (you)

>>37051566
yeah, i guess i feel you. very difficult to properly convey the vibe, feel, theme, or w/e of a band based upon classifying them by genre. just gotta throw something representative at someone to really show them what its about.

fukken oath though, i love minus the bear. shift's ending here and i only post at work, any tunes like minus the bear you could recommend? something with that...iunno, call it "LA" vibe but i'm from rural georgia and don't plan to even end up on the west coast at any point. ya know, something..beachy and romantic?

> It's clearly meant for people younger than I am.

oh no doubt, the angsty feels aren't so relevant at all at 25 for me. feels like what i would have listened to at the time it was coming out had i not been restricted to contemporary christian

>>37048096
>politicalburrito
That's clearly a guy trolling.

>>37051496
Well, my comment was to contradict the OP.

Sounds like you did the right thing, anon. Good on you.
>>37051679
To be fair, they work at Taco Bell. Be glad they didn't try to be responsible for your health.

>but seriously that fucking sucks and I'm sorry.

>>37047506
I know women and enough guys to know this is 100% face.

>>37050974
>vice versa.
I...I don't get the use of this word hear

>>37051773
Well like I said, TTNG is very similar if you haven't heard of them. Check out the album 'Animals'. Very calm math rock vibe, but not really romantic

>>37049736
lol I this is the funnist joke I have ever heard

>>37049810
lol YOU ARE A LOSER JUST LIKE US HAHAHAHAH

>>37051835
I need to go to bed seizure buddy. How can I talk to you again?

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>>37051905
oooo, i just didn't get your abbreviation at first. used to listen to that band some years ago pretty heavy. aside from female-fronted indie bands and confederate tunes, i guess i'm pretty influenced by the crowd i run in.

cheers anyway, good chatting for a tick

>>37049736
Still have it way easier but complain 10x more.

>>37047506
regularly rated around 7-8
>wake up to 0 messages
>don't have facebook/twitter or selfies to be liked
>only get promotional emails
>drive alone so none of the transit parts even apply
>go to work
>no one would notice if I tripped because it's too busy
>best female friends have no drama whatsoever
>get compliments but mostly about how competent I am
>occasionally get compliments on my looks but they're more on the wtf side (as in, "Your face is genetically well formed")
>khv, don't even know drug dealers, and band membes aren't that impressive. don't even care about looks that much
>generally go home immediately after work but occasionally eat food with coworkers
>they pay for me because supposedly the way I eat is cute
>typically go home with no real conflicts and realizing I've actually lost weight (and no, I'm not fat)
>already would be home at this point, but don't throw drinks because that's for pussies
>at home and playing dating sims but only one route per game because feel bad for all the other dudes
>still khv, still no social media

tried to follow the format of the original, but 90% of the time I just stay home and sleep/play vidya

>>37051708
Pol at it's finest hahahaha

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>>37051445
>another guy from r9k

>>37051946
Yeah.

>>37051960
Same. Enjoyed the chit chat.

>>37051877
>Sexy panties aren't comfy. Comfy panties aren't sexy.

>>37052052
do you have any fun hobbies? :3

>>37052145
oh
OH
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
got it

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>>37052141
there is always an alternative

>wake up at 5:30am
>walk to work at 5:45am
>listen to music on the way to work, arrive at 6:15
>work stock, unloading truck and putting stuff away for 4.5 hours
>clock off at 10:45am and start walking to second job
>text brother ask if he can pick me up after work.
>first text of the day, brother says ok.
>arrive at second job at 11:00am
>work there until 5:30pm
>go home with brother
>lurk and shitpost on 4chan until bedtime

>>37052230
Depends on your definition on fun, I guess.
I mostly just draw, mess with computer parts, watch anime, cook, and play a few instruments.

>>37052326
>draw
drop contact I need you for something

>>37052371
That sounds sketchy. Why should I?

>>37052417
Because you'll get to practice your drawing skills, and make me happy :3
And I'm really tired and need sleep so can't be bothered to make a request in the thread

>>37052371
Dude stop. Go outside. Your not gonna lose your V to this girl on the internet.

>>37052519
Fuck off nigger I want a drawing

>>37052538
>wants a drawing from an artist when he hasn't seen their catalog