>you will never be chad in this life time How do you cope?

Oh shi-

*flashes in*
*catches m'lady before she hits the ground*

I already made peace with that

Try to make money to compensate. At the very least I can live a cozy lifestyle

Jokes on them, I am the chad in one of the alternate universes.

what if i am chad

Eh? Never be a chad huh Anon---Y-You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

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>>37045314
You don't need to be a Chad to do this.

>>37045708
Scripted fighting? You're right

>>37045708
yup, you only have to be a good actor

>>37045314
>tfw used to work out and be in shape.
>tfw you were still shy and liked shit girls weren't into like anime and vidya
>tfw being a chad couldnt make up for your awkward personality so you get depressed and lose all the progress you made.

I keep wanting to get back to that place but now I have this naggig "whats the point, wont make people like you" feeling

>>37045708
Cena literally jumps into it. I wish they were less transparent about stuff like that.

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>>37045314
I have a decent face, a good height, cool clothes and recently a cool chad haircut, which makes me look even better, and i''ve noticed that some young girls look at me while walking on the street. Also when I was at some party, some girls even paid attention at me and tried to flirt.
Literally the only things I need to become chad-tier is to start lifting and stop being a shy fag. When I know someone I'm not shy, but when I have to meet new people, especially woman, i am almost like a complete autist irl (on the internet not that much). Still haven't managed how not to be a shy fag tho, and that's annoying as fuck. Thanks god i managed to control eye contact.
>>37045775
i know your feel mate. you should keep trying to reach that place, it's really worth it. we all can be Chad if we go for it. Some will have it easier than others, but all we need is to go for it.

>>37045314
>haircuts
>working out
>clothes

You're a confirmed retard if you think he doesn't pay any attention to these things.

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>>37045314
>How do you cope?
Hey kids wanna try some DRUGS?

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>>37046148
Haircuts, working out and clothes won't fix your garbage genetics.

>>37046263
Shave your head, grow a beard, get contacts and bulk up
Youll look fine, what youre doing now is making excuses.

>tfw after losing 40lbs i will be a chad

easy mode here i come. even a chad can be unattractive if he lets his weight get out of control.

I don't want to be chad. I want to be a cute little guy with someone to love, adore and create a tiny world with that only the two of us share. But I'm fucked in the head and kind of chubby atm, so I am still not who I want to be.

>>37046374
Good point, when I see this guy I think
>insecure of hair /bad haircut
>way too skinny
>ugly clothes
>ugly retard glasses
>bizarre facial expression
Even this devils advocate example would look like a chad with a shaved head, 200lbs on him, wearing normal clothes, getting contacts and grinning in the picture
The older I get the more I realise the only problem 80% of the people on this board have is that they're mentally ill

>>37046394
I feel this feel fellow Fatchad
Cannot wait to slim down and bulk up

>>37046501
Anon, you've been feminised and brainwashed. YOU WANT TO BE A GIRL. You're a male, a man with nuts between his legs, the sooner you fully come to terms with what you are, the sooner you'll be happy. Chads gf loves him 10 times more than any woman could possibly love a bottom 20% male, that is simply the nature of women.

>>37045314
i'll be a chad in a year's time

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>>37045314
i was acctually chad in HS, i went full autist after a big breakup like 10 years ago and have never been the same, now i have no friends and no life, but i used to travel the world and always have someone to talk to.

>>37046599
I've been this way since I was like 5 y/o bro, way before feminized men were a tangible meme or acceptable. If anyone brainwashed me it was me, and I spent a long time resisting those who wanted me to be different.

>>37046263
If you looked like that and were KHV can you really be mad though? Isn't that what selection is supposed to achieve? Can't you be happy knowing that your genes NOT being passed on is good for the world, that you've contributed in a positive way by not contributing?

>>37045742
>>37045748
>>37045778

Fuck off retards, wrestling is actually real

>>37046634
>I was a chad
post dick

No amount of working out will make you chad, although chad does work out too. Chad also breaths oxygen, so do you. Does that make you chad?

Its genetics

>>37046634
how do you travel the world in high school?

>>37046634
Holy fuck you sound just like me :(

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>>37045314
The answer is money, OP. Money can buy a gf
>buy nice clothes
>buy fancy cars/watches/houses to impress girls
>Pay for various vacations to develop a masculine tan
>pay for potential gf's endless demand for clothes and jewelry
>parents approve bc girl's bf will pay for their retirement
>buy fancy degree to look smart
(((Money))) does it all.

>>37045314
>How do you cope?
By looking at extremely hideous guys in the subway and thinking "at least I'm not that guy".

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>>37046688
wife is right next to me, too many annoying questions.
>>37046700
it was after hs, i didnt become the faggot i am until about 25.
>>37046706
should start a club.

>>37046740
>Has a wife
>No one to talk to
>Pick one

>>37046697
>Chads dont need to have muscles
kek

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>>37046803
i dont talk to my wife unless shes bitching at me. we are just together because we were both lonely. we dont like each other much and rarely talk. i dont feel like i know her very well.

>>37046870
Is she hot and sexy?

>>37046870
I'd really like to find a lonely girl to be lonely with together

>tfw its never gonna happen

>>37046374
>>37046542
>these faggots here actually think that anyone can magically bulk up

ever heard of hardgainers? low test? ectomorphs? for some people it's impossible to bulk up unless they have infinite free time and a few thousand dollars to pay a personal trainer because it's not something you can do alone. and even then, the result is usually comedic. I don't think "chad" every time I see a short ugly dude with muscles.

>>37046640
A 5 year old isn't a man, thanks for proving my point. When I was younger I wanted what you wanted too until I realised that its just a self coping mechanism of being a loser. Wishing for a girl to swoop down and save you from your misery and love you for all your personal shitiness is a tumblr tier fantasy.

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>>37046918
eh,many people tell me shes hot, but i dont think so.
>>37046958
yeah when we inevitably get a divorce, i will not be able to find anymore grills.

>>37046081
Oh damn, everything you posted is me word for word, it's an abstract kind of feel and im glad im not the only one experiencing it

>>37047068

Its not really tho, you're shy because you know you're inferior . Never met a shy chad. You might be average looking.

>>37047038
How did you two end up together anyways? Would it be a good idea to find a grill under simular circumstances but not marry?

>>37046970
All these excuses anon, just admit to yourself you're a victim who doesn't want to succeed at anything. Muh hard gainer is shitpost tier, if you do a proper weightlifting program and eat enough calories protein and vitamins/minerals you will put on mass. Unless you have some kind of 1 in a billion special snowflake genetic disorder. Hard gainers eat 1800 calories a day and whine about not putting on weight. Maybe you do genuinely have low test, in which case your doctor will give you hormone therapy. Be miserable if thats what you want, but by propagating this delusion that its impossible to self improve you're damaging other peoples chances of helping themselves.

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>>37047113
met on a blind date a friend set up overseas, like i said i was still chadding, and for some reason i didnt regret breaking up with the other girl till i was with the current girl, about 3 years apart. then after we got together, i became a reclusive autist, and pushed all my friends away, and then her.
its worse than being alone most of the time now, but it might be better if you find a lonely person you actually have something in common with.

>>37047285
>tfw i spoilered it wrong
>>37047093
there goes the message i wanted:

I know i'm not chad yet, but i'm working on it. I had a relationship with a real beautiful qt, she was 8/10 in a bad day imo, and she always told me i was hot, sexy etc etc. still fucking depressed that this ended, I guess this might have to do about how I am nowadays...
I know I'm not a 10/10, but I think I'm around 6.5-7/10, and I might improve that if i get more /fit/. I already exercice, but the thing is to gain muscular mass.
About the shy stuff, I don't consider myself inferior. Actually my ex boosted my self confidence. Also, I used to be very talkative back in time and one of the most popular dudes in high school. I guess somehow shit changed when I needed to go to another college and somehow needed to start from zero again (i was in the same college for like 15 years, so I had almost no experience on interacting with new people).
Obviously chad is not shy, that's why I want to overcome this shit shyness i have, the thing is i still haven't learnt yet...

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>How do you cope?
I have waifu on my side

>>37047206
>if you do a proper weightlifting program and eat enough calories protein and vitamins/minerals you will put on mass
yeah no shit sherlock but who's gonna help you with that? who's gonna design a program for you and keep you motivated? how will you pay for everything? these aren't excuses, these are actual issues that don't magically disappear by good will. i'm not saying that self improvement is impossible, i'm saying it's impossible for a friendless neet.

>>37047399
Is that Diane?

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>>37047436
no that's selphie. The most annoying person (after one gun dude) in FF8 but I love her nonetheless

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>>37045314
>Dating girls that approach you

Never appealed to me. I rather be unconventionally attractive/intimidating/aggressive looking that women mire but will only speak if I speak first.

>>37045343
M'nigga

>>37045673
This actually aroused me

>>37046263
Words cannot describe how terrible those genes are. Just be proud that you're doing the world a service and not spreading them.

>>37046713
>Buy personal trainer
>Buy cosmetic surgeon
Good shout anon

>>37046263
I'm sorry bro, but this is just sad. What is wrong with you? Why would your parents do something like this?

>>37045314
no homo but he's legit fucking handsome, jesus fuck. how can anyone compete with that?

>>37047428
5 minutes research anon, or just do SL5x5
Yes you will have to get some kind of job, or atleast welfare to pay for your food, although you're not dead so your food is being paid for already. Its sad that you see yourself as too incapable to do anything but I'm not your mom, you have to do this yourself.