>just a typical day and you're just playing vidya >you

>>37036004
Close the door on her face. Who the fuck does she think she is?

>>37036004
Say "please be my girlfriend i am alone"

>>37036004
Close the door and go back to playing my gaems

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>>37036004
>"the doors are opening"
So she's simultaneously opening two doors at once? In which case I'd rather not share a house with such a mutant, much less some histrionic whore begging for an undeserving worshiper, naturally she would be erased from the vicinity be it by force if necessary. And for the record I hardly play video-games, much rather study, telecommute and prepare graphs and diagrams for later in the day.

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>>37036004
>nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah
Hit it with the force of a thousand angry gods.

>>37036004
Stand my ground and shoot to kill

>>37036004
fuck her butt oregano

>>37036004
Misaki is the best

>>37036004
Close the door because she's almost definitely one of those disgusting fat greasy female weeaboos

Protip: like 99% of girls that like anime are gross, and 1% are nice/cute/even hot but have daddy issues

"you Tried, but I've read the book, I know how evil you are."

>>37036004
I do a quick 190 degree turn. Get up and walk straight to the bitch that interrupted gaming time. I extend my hand and turn 10 degrees so that I am now at 180 degrees from when I was looking at my PC. If I hit her in the face, I throw her into my room and lock the door behind me. If I miss, I play it off as an invitation to shake hands.

Hit her with my stick

>>37036004
Turn 360 degrades and door hinges ???

>>37036004
>What do?

Gape her asshole

>>37036004
Freak out, shut the door

>>37036004
>"Y-you t-too."
surprisingly unoriginal

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>>37036004
Set that unorthodox fucking creature on fire and pray to the only true gods as I please them with the sacrifice of her ashes

>>37036004
Bring out my heavy duty machine gun and obliterate her in self-defense.

>>37036004
Send her to a mental hospital.

Then kill her slut ass when she's done

Obviously its a conspiracy, so I stay in my room until the problem goes away duh...

>>37036004
Have sagayaki or whatever his name is come to my room and tell me he's the girl I was in love with online

>>37036004
wake up
i have a motto
if it's too good to be real its a dream
if it's too bad to be real its a nightmare
life is fair

>>37037507
>implying she's evil
I don't care if she's using me because i'd be using her.