>Sister is having a party >Walk into the kitchen >See

>look on them like they are retarded
>take my tendies and go back to my room

>>37035386
>ask her to step aside
>grab my popcorn out of the microwave
>return to my room
Did you think I'm attracted to 3D?

Fold her in half, smush her into the oven and toaste that roast.

>>37035386
do 360 and walk away in most original fashion

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>>37035386
>that fucking stove top

Fucking disgusting.

>>37035386
>grab her
>run up to my room
>lock the door
>cut holes for the vagina, tits, and asshole
>rape her all night long since she won't be able to move

>>37035386
Balls are in the wrong place, sis. Then smudge it out with fingers and draw them in the right spot.

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>>37035386
>stop
>stare for a few seconds
>do that "nice" nod
>continue with whatever I was doing

>>37035418
Only right answer, also start singig REEEEEEE while I'm on my way upstairs.

>>37035386
Walk up, kiss her on the cheek sweetly, get what I wanted, slap that ass on my way out. Don't look back or say a word. Just my actions and my smile.

>>37035386
Set her in another room and proceed to savagely murder everyone involved in wrapping. then cut her free and yell at her for being a retarded slut...

>>37035386
Kick out her friend and yell at her for doing this.
Once alone, facefuck and gag her, then cut opening at bottom and go to town.

>>37035386
ask what theyre on and if i can have any, she looks high as fuck

>>37035456
>>37035866
>>37036200
Some surprisingly aggressive propositions. She is your sister dude.

>>37035866
The only non-apeish procedure

>>37035456
>>37036200

audiblekek.wav

Origami

>>37035386
Is there anyway to make this happen in real life?

Nobody said that the girl in the photo is the sister, i would fucking laugh my ass off anyway

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>>37036465
A boy can dream can't he? You don't know I can't happen.

>>37035386
Press E to get 3 gold coins.

>>37035386
>run back to my room
>fap

>>37036509
Sure he can, i would prefer somebody that isn't my sister wrapped in that thing tho

If that is the sister or under age, grab the phones taking pictures and break them. Unwrap her and tell her, you'll thank me later in life.

>>37035434
Are you retarded? You'll walk right in her. You want to turn 180 degrees haha

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>Walk past car
>Hear noise
>Open the trunk
>See this

?

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>>37037963
Originialiamgs

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>>37037565
Fucking newfags, I swear to god. origigigi

>>37035386
in room under the sink fork and knife combo with a female poof party and friendly ice cream 45 thank you!

>>37037991
This.

The new generation coming to this place have no respect.
When I first came to 4chan I was almost scared of posting because I didn't want to be that newfag kid who doesn't understand shit and pisses everyone off.
I went through my lurking rite of passage, and all of you newfags need to do the same.

That being said he was probably memeing the meme with a counter meme of misunderstanding. This "I don't understand the meme" meme needs to die.

>>37037991
I think you're being rused

>>37037991
It's a meme not understanding the 360* meme?

>>37037991
>>37038203
Top kek, the ''telling the person who says to walk away in a 360'' meme is as much as a meme as the ''walking away in a 360'' meme. It seems that, YOU, sirs are the newfags

>>37038299
Read the last line of my post fucko.

>>37038313
You again fell for my trap. For replaying to the ''telling the person who says to walk away in a 360'' meme using the classic ''you filthy newfag'' meme is a hugely popular meme. I just expanded on it by calling the users of the ''you filthy newfag'' meme a newfag themselves. I will name this meme the ''calling newfags a newfag'' meme. Remember that name.

>>37038377
>le hurr durr i was only pretending to be retarded
Literally bottom tier memery, friend.

>>37038423
I'd have you know that I have been shitposting for more than 5 years and I have around the time we are having this conversation perfecting my meme-ing. You have no clue who you're talking to me my green-texting friend. Now disappear before I get angry. You don't want to see me angry, my boy.

>>37035386
Fuck I'd love to get at her asshole

>>37038452
O-Oh, I-I'm s-so sorry s-senpai.
Pls forgiv me for my foolhardy and reckless ways.

>>37038499
Thou art forgiven. Now leave, my apprentice. Leave and spread the word.

I'm gonna be in my room. Call me down when it's time to seranwrap your Asian friend.

>>37035386
She's defenseless.
>touch her tits
>slap her ass
>walk away

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>>37035386
probably kill everyone in the room

>>37035386
I tell everyone to fuck off back home and smack the shit out of her