Hey wagie, isn't it your bed time? My day's just getting

Deep down you are lonely, depressed, worthless and generally...a mental wreck. You've never had any meaningful relationships, despise everyone for experiencing life and hate the fact you'll never experience romance. You convince yourself you cannot fix your life now because it's too late. Nobody will hire you because of the CV gap. Mommy tries not to upset you anymore because you get too angry and she doesn't want anyone knowing her son turned out this way.

>>37029205
>Starbucks coffee mug
Post tits or get out

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>>37029335
*sluuurp*
Yeah, that's a nice story
*slurp*
But listen up, wagecuck.
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
I have complete freedom to do whatever I wish with my life. With my computer and money granted from the government, I can experience the heights of human accomplishment from the comfort of my room. You say I will never feel romance
*slurp*
But that is a fabrication. I have 2D women, which are several times more beautiful and more faithful than any 3D woman could even approach being. I shall not procreate, but what of it? Reproduction is not the end-goal of humanity. If it were, why do so many men succeed at it and grow to despise their lives afterwards, and often directly because of it?
*sluuuuuurp*
In all regards, I am simply on a higher plane of existence. My goals are inconceivable to your tiny brain, and you react in confusion and hostility. I may forgive you, but I do not empathize. Put simply, I pity you, and all your ilk stand for. When you are sixty years old, and wonder where your life went wrong, do not think that no one ever warned you.

>depressed cuz living at home with no job and a useless degree
>takes it out on other by calling people wagecucks on an anonymous message board
Maybe in your studies on the human condition you'll discover why you're such a faggot

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jesus dalai llama fingerfucking christ this thread shows up 3 times a day every day, can't you robofaggot primes just leave op alone and stop feeding his shitty UnOrIgInAl CoNtEnT attention?

>>37029205
Hey there, NEETcuck.

Thanks for your concern, but I got plenty of rest this weekend. I still have some more time to stay up before hitting the hay.

As for whose life will be better a year from now, you're right, who can say? I'll have a six figure net worth, hopefully will still have a hot gf (one who exists in real life and not in cartoons) and will have two more vacations down (going to Vegas in September and want to plan trip to Canada this winter). But again, I'm not sure all of that can compete with knowledge of the human condition in greater complexity.

>>37029493
I'm glad you can fulfill your life then. I'm sure most neets hate their life and make up these stories to get under the skin of hard working people.

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I never really got why wagies think NEETs are so bad. There is nothing objectively meaningful about wagies goals and pursuits. Our culture has just deemed it as "successful" to get a job, girlfriend, own house, etc. so people desire these things to fit in and get attention from the majority for being similar. Big corporations and politicians take advantage of wagies desires to fit in and be accepted and they manipulate them in a never ending cycle of working and spending.

Some neets are among the few people who are truly happy, as they were able to reject our modern culture and find happiness in what they want that doesn't fit in, and not chase after things a corporation told you what to want.

But you haven't had your coffee yet have you? So I'll tell you more about it once you've finished your first cup.

>>37029727
>tfw gonna need at least two cups to digest that

FUCK NEETS OH MY GOD I AM SO TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT YOU LAZY UNHEALTHY SNACK EATING NIGGERS JUST GET TO SIT ON YOUR ASS AND DO NOTHING WHILE I HAVE TO GO TO WORK AT 8 IN THE MORNING AT A CALL CENTER AND HAVE MY DICKHEAD BOSS BREATHE DOWN MY NECK ALL DAY

>>37029335
NEETs are that way because they have sense. You have to be a cut-throat barbarian to stay a normie.

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>>37030020
oh man that reminds me, it's late!! guess i'd better take a power 5-hour nap in my comfy recliner so i can wake up to mock the ragie wagies upon the morrow. lots of sleep equals longer lifespans, dontcha know?

http://www.everydayhealth.com/sleep/live-longer-with-enough-sleep.aspx

Here's a lullaby for you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNVHZs9Mpao

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>>37029335
you must know the tard in pic related irl

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It's actually past my bed time and I worked on Saturday too

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>>37030147
Same originaIIy

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>>37029205
What are you talking about? I love my job. At the espresso machine at Cuckbucks.

>>37029205
That's a cheap ass computer for the fancy NEET you're supposed to be.

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used to get angry at these threads, now it's a funny meme. and I guess I get to learn about philosophy and the ideal life that humans desire. I can use my phone at work though, so I COULD study philosophy and shit or whatever but honestly would that make me happy?

>>37029205
Work starts in 20 minutes. Will be home in 10 hours. Eating. Showering. Watching tv for an hour and go to sleep. Repeat.

Fuck my life. I can buy what i want but have no time for nothing. Have over 5 unplayed vidya games like fallout and watchdogs 2 because NO fucking time to play.

God fucking dammit.
>got a full-time job the other day
>calculated how much free time i'll have with this new job
>only 50 hours of free time a week
This is fucking horseshit. I don't want to be a wagie. God fucking dammit. This is fucking horseshit. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

>>37031270

That's plenty of time. What are you complaining about?

>>37031322
>What are you complaining about
The inevitable impending crushing anxiety and depression

Gonna bring some joy in here. My sin was just born! So I got off work for the next few weeks due to paternal leave.. Which I'll probably do some work from home when I get bored.. But yay baby!

>>37029335
Fuck you man, that's mean af baka.

>>37029205
No I only work 3 days a week 3-12 shift, but I'll get more soon I'm sure.

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>I just want to stay home all day and wear cute clothes

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>>37029205
When will they learn. Comfy life is best life.

>>37029205
Hey neetie, isn't it time for your daily haircut?

Tick tock another day another haircut, neetie.

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>>37029205
Oh hush now silly neetie, it's time to get up and get ready, you have a haircut at around lunch time today! up up up! you don't wanna be late now

>>37029205
Yeah, I guess I should. I'll get in to my bed that I bought with my six figure income, wake up have a good breakfast that is probably more luxurious than your walmart microwave dinners your mom buys you, then I will get in my Jag to work for only 8 hours, earning more in one day than your welfare gives you in a month

>>37029335
R A G I E

>>37032942
Damn all that to your super rich routine but no daily haircut?

Remember, a haircut a day keeps work away!

>>37029335
look he snapped, lol
ragie wagie detected

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>NEETcuck is so poor he can't even afford to have applications on his desktop
Pathetic.

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>>37029335
Wew, wagie. Calm down, you don't want to start your Monday all cranky unless you want Goldberg to get upset.

>>37029493
>I have complete freedom to do whatever I wish with my life

You don't though. You can't buy a nice car, you can't go on a fancy vacation, you can't afford a nice apartment or nice clothes, you can't take girls on dates to fancy restaurants, etc.

If all you want in life is the bare necessities then by all means, don't work but don't act as if your standard of living compares to that of someone making 50k+ a year.

>>37029549
>no replies
neetcucks can't argue with that

>>37029503
This. We have this thread every day

>>37029493
Thats quite the autist post

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>>37029205
You are not fooling anyone OP
You are posting on the anus on the internet, this board is filled with losers.
It's filled with anger and sadness.
If you were truly happy, healthy and satisfied with your life as you claim to be you wouldn't be posting here to begin with.
You make this elaborate fan fic to cope with crushing loneliness and lack of future
No one is buying this crap
Have some self respect.

>>37031443
hope your baby ends up having autism while you get raped and murdered

>>37033440
>>37035015
wagies win again

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Say thanks Neetcuck, well after work imma hit the gym with Stacey, gotta maintain this body, its the temple after all.
Later we're going to cook dinner together, alot of protein for me, veggies for her, she's trying the vegan lifestyle. Ironic given she's having my meat for desert haha, well you do you neetcuck, have fun with your chinese cartoons

>tfw to tired to get a hair cut

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>>37029549
>>37032942
>>37033026
>>37033070
>>37033172
>>37035036
>fell for the materialism meme

It's funny how wagies claim they live like Tony Montana simply because they work at a drive thru

do you ever wonder how many people in threads like this are serious

>>37033172
>You can't buy a nice car, you can't go on a fancy vacation, you can't afford a nice apartment or nice clothes, you can't take girls on dates to fancy restaurants, etc.

your life must suck man, so reliant on material things.. poor soul

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>>37029205
stop reminding me on what it was like

>>37031270
Get another full time