What was your first time masturbating like and how fucking

>>37026876
No autism girl, no, stop!
Someone get the handler!

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>>37026876
It was pretty bad.
I used pic related as lube and jerked my 13 year old cock loudly as the rest of my family pretended they couldn't hear.

The next day my mom decided to "randomly" clean my sheets. She knew and I knew that she knew.

First time was like in the beginning of 9th grade. I was a really sheltered kid who didn't know much about sex or anything, but I somehow developed a bondage fetish. One day I just came home from school, started thinking about two really hot best friends in my maths class, and started imagining just hogtying them. Next thing I knew, my boxers were soaked. I got scared because I thought something was wrong with me (again, I was sheltered so I didn't know anything about masturbation).

>tender age of 12
>one summer night just laying bed imaging having sex with big titted blonde
>play with dick it feels good
>start prone fapping on bed
>feel like something gonna come out of my peepee like it gonna explode
>run to bathroom to to make a mess
>fire blanks the first time

did this every night after that and a few nights later started to ejaculate when cumming.

I am glad this thread happened.

I was watching a video where a girl was hypnotized by another one to strip.
I put my weiner between my legs and squeezed my thighs together until i came. Thats how I do it now.

>>37026876
>first time masturbating
there's no such thing, retard.

i remember my embarrassed parents telling me to not touch my pee pee in public, until i finally understood at age ~4 and began doing it only in private.

>>37026876
I was 16 (a month away from turning 17) and it was 2 in the morning.

Basically, I was just playing with my dick, not really trying to jerk off, when after doing it for about 20 minutes I felt a sensation that I hadn't ever felt before.

Haven't never felt this particular feeling before, I interpreted it as me having to piss really badly.

So I jumped out of bed and started to run to my bathroom

However, as I did that, the explosive force of me jizzing for the first time (while walking) caused me to stumble all over the place

eventually I managed to make it into the bathroom and get to the toilet

my dick was still shaking back and forth at this point, but all of the cum had already come out

I realized then that I had probably just came for the first time.

I changed my clothes, and went back to sleep.

8th grade, I was laying in bed one night doing this autistic ritual of mine where I thought about a hot girl from one of my classes.

Literally doing nothing but laying there with a huge boner thinking. I would only stop once my dick hurt. This particular night, I somehow started making a humping motion against the bed, next thing you know I had my first orgasm (had no idea what the hell I was doing at the time) and I fired blanks.

I'm kinda proud of myself for discovering it on my own like that.

>>37027295
almost like me kek.
>>37027179

>>37027325
Do you think anyone ever learned to jerk off from a peer or older friend/sibling?

I was 15, it was the first time I was really really horny, so it was instinct anons.

I started beating it like a crazy motherfucker, but i was really silent as my mother was in the house and could enter at any moment.

Kept going like for 5 minutes, until I finally came, Cum was flying all over, it got in the PC screen, in the keyboard and on my sweater.

I had the biggest smile, ive ever had, in fact i went to sleep smiling and woke up smiling, good memories.

>Didn't know how to masturbate until my boyfriend ate me out.
>age 16

Feels retarded and kind of slutty, desu

>>37027367
guys talk about it. fapped before i knew it was a thing so no one could teach me. but wouldnt be surprised if some kid went home to jerk it the same way the other kids were motioning their hands when joking about it in school.

>>37027408
You failed the test of anonymity. Post a picture of your tits or leave forever.

>>37026876
Can't remember the age but it was to some incestual rapemurder scene in the Wayfarer Redemption trilogy of books.

No wonder I ended up here.

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>>37026876
Masturbated when I was 11. Well, that was my firat time going all the way. Used to make a ring out of my fingers and jerk the tip. Experimented with some lotion this time and used my hands. Came after a few minutes.


Then I got confused about what the whire stuff was and panicked. Went to my parents and said I may have cancer and they looked at me with a blank expression and said you'll be fine. Put that sucker in a zip lock baggie , brought it to school the next day and showes my friends the dried up mess.

>all these first time stories

[rubs pedostache]

I was 15. That was the year when I actually started using the internet (in 2005). I eventually came across porn videos. I downloaded one. After a few minutes stroking my dick to a low quality porn video of a girl pretending to be Satan, sealing the deals with sex (I was destined to be a freak from the start), I finally came. I didn't undestand what was happening at first. I thought I was about to pee. But it was so damn good. At that moment I finally understood porn and why every other kid was obsessed with it. I spent the next day masturbating in my room. I think I probably came at least a dozen times that day.

i remember doing it at 4 years old which developped into routine, is that bad?

>>37027556
what is your record? i think mine is 17.

I was 13 and humped a pillow. couldn't clean it completely myself so told my mom i drooled on it and threw it in the laundry, i don't think she knew

I thought about my brother's friend while I did it

>>37026876
>be me
>3
>T H R E E
>jerk off to sonia from mortal kombat
>mom encouraged me
happy mother's day

What's the longest you've ever whacked it? I used to be on Adderall and I could go nine fucking hours nonstop before cumming. I would always feel extremely depressed, ashamed and dry as the Mongolian Plateau but I did it anyway.

I was 12 and I would take my parents ipad and open this game like Minecraft where people would make huge murals of naked ladies, I'd go go the bathroom and just sit with a huge boner and I'd don't this since I was 9 one day I rubbed my dick alot and I came all over to what essentially was Minecraft porn

>>37027868
Fucking jej. Thanks for sharing, anon.

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>>37026876
Someone please post more ellie, autistic lolis are my fetish

>>37026876
I masturbated a lot when I was 11-12, never came because I didn't understand that back then. The first time I came was when I was 13.

>>37027644
Are you male or female?

originaliooooloo

>>37028024
holy shiiit i want a pepe puppet real bad

>>37026876
>looking at fat bellies on youtube
>get stiffy
>hmmm I always hear jokes about jerking off
>idk how to do it, but I think I just do this
>OH FUCK THIS FEELS AMAZING

it doesn't feel good anymore. I just do it to orgasm asap

>>37028072
female

this is an extremely original post

>>37027644
you should have thought about your brother when you did it instead. I'm sure he's jacked off thinking of you at least once.

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I was a child, mom discovered me and said "are you touching yourself down there?", i said yes, she asked me if i was imagining something or just liked the feeling. I told her i just liked the feeling, although i was having fantasies of naked people hanging from chains while others watched them. She seemed satisfied and left.

I had no idea what sex was back then.

>>37028161
i just can't get past the whole family thing. and his friend was extremely attractive so i'd thought about him numerous times, never knew what to do though.

I was 13 or so and just felt like I had to pee so I put a pillow between my legs to "hold it in" and kinda rubbed around on it. I just know that it felt good and 'tingly' but it seemingly took forever until I actually came.

>>37028207
But it being forbidden love just makes it all the more fun. I can't be the only person who gets off on doing something that's forbidden.

>tfw 15 and learned to fap thanks to GTA IV

i was fuggin weird

I don't remember how old I was but the first time I fapped was to the orgy scene from eyes wide shut. I must have been around 12 or so. When I orgasmed I had to stop because I literally thought I was having a heart attack. Oddly enough, most of my sexual interests today still align to that scene. Lesbian stuff, group sex, exhibitionism, opulence, and taboo stuff all still interest me.

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>be 13, middle school
>people are playing that stupid game with the "okay" hand sign
>if you look at it you get punched
>finally ask what the hell it means
>snickering classmates tell me thats how you jack off
>get home that night
>make the okay sign around my dick
>beat it for 10-15 minutes
>starts feeling good, then real good
>lose my mind and cum all over the place
>panic thinking I broke my penis and it was pus or something
>wipe it up with a shirt and stuff it behind my bed
>go to sleep scared, but feeling pretty good
>do it again the next day for science

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i had to be in like 2nd or 3rd grade, i was still in my first room, and before i moved schools. it was late at night and subsequently i had to keep the tv very, very quiet, i had to be at the foot of my bed to hear, which was only like 3 feet or a meter from the tv. unbeknownst to be, late at night is when the 'more adult' programming comes on. Discovery had some sort of documentary, history of sex, or origins of sex.. something like that. it wasn't lewd but it was on the right track. Got the idea to hump my bed, and thats basically how that happened.
been 'batin regularly since before the sex ed in 5th grade. i think i kissed for the first time in 3rd grade too, she was just curious about it, seen adults do it, and i just rolled with it.. i say 'i think' because we kept getting chased around by a team of brats which was interrupting the process.

I was 18 when I first started.
my nuts got so itchy that I began scratching them and next thing is I'm beating it and I cum buckets.

didn't know exactly what was happening at the time.

This is probably an original post.

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>11 years old
>Saw a video on youtube about a girl masturbating with giant balloon penis
>Start doing it myself with my dick
>Immediately start looking for porn

Needless to say it didn't take long for me to start fapping to weird shit, by age 13 I was already fapping to
>Furry/Gay furry
>Trannies
>Fatties
>Scat
>Vomit
>TG

>be 5
>wash peepee
>feels good kid
>repeat motions outside bath
>???
>get scolded

Fapped prone to the black chick from gauntlet dark legacy
Had to have been 10 or 11. Proceeded to fap every day after school to any vaguely sexual thing I could find in vidya magazines. Thought I invented falling and didn't know there was a word for it

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I first jerked it when I was was around 8 years old. I was visiting my grandparents on the other side of the country at the time. I had been looking up "naked girls" online for several weeks at this point, but never tried to stimulate myself. I decided to get my dick out while watching cartoons by myself at night. I believe Ed, Edd, and Eddy was playing at the time, although it might have been Caillou. Curious, I tried rubbing myself, using a rough pillow for friction. After several minutes of using my hand and a pillow, I orgasmed. I was only 8, so I obviously didn't cum. For the remaining few days of my stay, I jerked off every night. I remember seeing my grandpa peek in my room one time as I was doing it. He never mentioned anything, but I'm sure it shaped his opinion of me. For the next few years, I continued to shoot blanks. My dad found porn on the family computer when I was 10 and banned me from using it until I got my own computer at 14. I first came for real when I was 12 or 13. I remember being very excited and immediately tasting it. My early years of degeneracy have lead me down a dark path. I now have very little sensation in my penis. In order to jerk off, I have to get under a blanket for extra friction and move my hand quite forcefully. I have pretty severe phimosis, my glans is most likely caked in cum and smegma. If you were wondering, I am a KHV.

>>37026876
I pumped my dick at the family computer to Eliza from the wild thornberrys when I was 13 and I thought water shot out at the end

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>see porn for the first time in the 8th grade
>think "alright this is cool" and keep watching it regularly without ever touching myself
>think "i'm done with porn now, that's all i needed to see" after a few weeks of this
>flash forward to summer after freshman year of HS
>come across video of some hot blonde strippping
>start rubbing penis through pajama bottoms
>intensely come in them
>dispose of them in laundry and go shower

been doing it daily since then

>>37029838
Nice, fucking loved that game. The ps1 gauntlet was good too.

I'm glad it is so vivid
>about fifth grade
>tyrone tier niglet is kinda weird and talks to me sometimes
>prob got molested cus he tells me about sexual stuff so early
>"yeah rub your weiner with lotion real slow then speed up, it will feel good"
>go home to try
>lotion is in living room near sister
>ask her "would you prefer if I applied this in the bathroom not here"
>"sure"
>dash to bathroom
>start beating my meat
>feels nice
>but wtf why
>eventually nut
>except there is zero fluids
>fap every day since
>able to see semen build up through puberty
>remember when i first shot cum
>p cool

i was washing my dick in the shower when i was like 8 and next thing you know it i'm beating my meat and nothing happens because it's an uneventful event

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>>37026876
8? 9? 10? Can't remember the age but I remember preparing for it. I was watching comedy central and when those girls gone wild commercials came on I would get a boner and immediately run to the bathroom and quickly rub one out before I became flaccid. The bathroom always smelled weird after I came. Even to this day I still have no idea why that happened after cumming.

Looking back at those Girls Gone Wild vids, most of the girls weren't all that attractive.

>Be 9
>Get tv in my room
>Discover soft core is shown on the "arty" channel after midnight on weekends
>Watching some British soft core sex comedy one saturday night
>Become hard
>Hold my fingers in a v shape, like the v for victory hand sign, and rub it up and down my cock pretending its a girls vag
>Start feeling weird as I do it
>Suddenly this bizarre sort of pain overcomes my cock and something sprays on my chest
>OH FUCK WAS THE BLOOD DID I JUST BREAK MY DICK!?
>Freak out, turn light on, but it just looks like water
>Realize I came
>Start doing it every Friday and Saturday night

>>37031169
>>OH FUCK WAS THE BLOOD DID I JUST BREAK MY DICK!?

every time

17, almost 18. I'm 19 rn. Am I a loser

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I was about 8. I had one of those handheld back massagers (Pic related) and for curiosity's sake I put it on my shaft. It felt kinda good so I kept it on. Then after a little bit I orgasmed and it felt like the most amazing feeling in my life. Jerking off has never even came close to that feeling. I literally pressed the thing deeper into my shaft it felt so good and I just wanted more. But then a few seconds later it felt very uncomfortable. Not painful, but more like an uncomfortable sensitive feeling that made me pull the thing away. I did it occasionally until I got caught and told by my mom/step dad not to do it. I even told my dad I did it once. But I was young and didn't know what sex or and orgasm were. I thought sex was making out and rubbing your bellies together. It didn't click that the dick goes into the vagina until a 7th grader I knew joked about a friend of his having a dick so small he couldn't fit it into her vagina. That was my sex ed.

>>37031353
Also I later discovered I could orgasm by rubbing the bottom of my shaft in a scratching motion over my underwear. Did that until around 7th grade until I starting doing it properly.

>>37026876
I'd rub my clit against the edge of a table. Sometimes I'd sit at the back of the bus and get off to the vibration. Pretty fucking awks

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once upon a time a little girl showed me how she made herself feel good and i did the same thing

i felt filthy and sinful afterwards so i confessed and apologized to my mum while crying

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>>37031409
Clear something up for me. Are female orgasms from clit stimulation distinctly different from regular vaginal stimulation? If so, how?

PS, you forgot to say your age

>>37031462
Oh well I was eight or so when I dry humped stuff but only got off around 13-14 when I learnt how to sit right on the bus. 20 now.

I've never vaginally orgasmed so I don't know. Afraid to put something in there.

>>37026876
>be 11
>home alone
>watching yes man
>knew how condoms worked and wanted to feel one
>take a rubber glove, cut a finger and try to put it around my dick
>fondling with it made me hard
>trying to get it inside but doesnt fit well
>spit inside
>stick it
>ohgod.jpg
>electric sensation runs through all my body
>nothing came out
>tfw my first nut was watching a jim carrey movie

And that's how I ruined my life

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>>37031522
made me kek out loud jjscnsdjk

>>37031499
Fair enough, I'm scared to put anything in my ass. you should try it though, just be careful. Your body is sorta designed for it, after all.

>>37031522
Does Jim Carrey make stupid faces get you all hot and bothered now?

>>37031580
Yeah but I hear the first time hurts and I really don't want to

>>37031717
If it hurts you can just easily stop and you'll be a little sore for a while. Then it won't hurt anymore, trust me I'm a gynercologist

>>37026876
>be me
>13yr
>share room with little brother (2 year younger than me)
>bored in bed
>start touch willy
>mimic 'jack off' movement which was showed by classmates jokingly
>startstofeelgood.png
>came two drops of liquid-icky stuff
>smells weird

it was ok. I was so hyped by my discovery I did this every night until my brother asked what am I doing under the sheets one night.

>>37026876
The first many times I masturbated I had only done it to still pictures of naked women and erotica, so my technique had been complete shit due to not seeing male pornstars stroke themselves/get stroked. Basically I would only use my fingers and stroke lightly to avoid messing with my privates too badly. After a while I realized that using my palm allowed less mobility but felt a shitload better. Shortly thereafter I gained the courage to really give a smacking to my balls, and that pretty much sealed the deal. Weirdly, I didn't actually ejaculate until like a year after I had started masturbating.

I was like 11/12 when I started

>>37027408
Tits or gtfo fag

Let me get this straight, males can't masturbate until puberty?

I was about 14. I just humped a pillow for the clit stimulation. Felt good and tingly. Still do it to this day sometimes lol.

The first time I fapped was by humping a magazine watching anime on Toonami when I was like 8 or 9. Fucking normalfags.

>>37031982
Masturbation can't start as early as 4 for some males.

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>>37032028
>tfw you will never experience female masturbation.
>tfw you're forever stuck with one-hit-wonder orgasms
>no breast stimulation
>no clit
Hopefully I can be a girl in the matrix, if it's ever invented.

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>>37032055
>can't

fuck I meant can

>>37026876
>be me, 11, late 90's
>old Mitsubishi CRT antenna tv in my room
>the antenna can kinda pick up porn channel if antenna is positioned just right
>really fuzzy
>can kinda see what's happening
>see chick giving dude hand job
>I try what I see
>holyshitthisfeelsgood
>sticky stuff comes out
>time to clean up the crime scene

A discovery was made that day.

>>37032058
You'll get there! Every guy ive been with has never gotten me off. Id rather hump my pillow. #foreversingle

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>>37032106
I'm not saying I have trouble making a girl cum, I'm saying I'll never experience it myself. From what I've heard, a female orgasm is way more fun than a male orgasm.

>>37032106
Every guy thinks just ramming their dick in your vagina, going fast feels good. No. You gotta work on that clit bruh.

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>About 12 or so at the time
>Decided giving this jerking off thing a try
>do so, knew damn well what I was doing
>it's pretty much what I expected from it
No awkward story here, no confusion, I can only assume you all were some dumb ass kids.

I was around 10, I had just been circumsized because my skin was too tight or something. Fast-forward a few months after surgery and I notice the frenulum felt good when I touched it, so I'd rub it a bit before I had a shower and it eventually started to feel really weird. I spent about a month edging before showering and never actually cumming because I was worried that it was doing something harmful to my dick due to the earlier surgery.

So one day I went "fuck it" and just kept rubbing, I freaked the fuck out when I came, but that didn't stop me from fapping more.

It wasn't awkward because I only ever did it in the bathroom right before having a shower.

God i dont remember how old i was. It was around the time Tyler the Creator was popular. And one of their songs was about some dude feeling disgusted with himself so he commited suicide.

I jerked off to GTA 4 in the stripclub and when I came I felt so fucking gross. I couldnt believe i actually shot cum. And I thought of that rap song mentioned earlier and kind of understood it.

I actually felt disgusted and sad about it to the point where I thought of suicide for a single moment.

>been popping boners since I was four since I'm high testosterone
>had sexual thoughts, me and my best friend "practiced" sex by humping pillows
>separately, miss me with that gay shit
>fifth grade rolls around
>see hot nerdy girl during lunch eating hot dog
>does this weird thing where she takes it out of the bun and dips it in ketchup, kind of sucks on it for a second then bites into it
>dude... what if she was sucking on my wiener like that
>go to bathroom after lunch, start using my hand to rub my penis
>feels good man
>do it under the table in class once, knew it was wrong so i never did it again
>try it again later that night
>shoot blanks
>discover porn
>discover Pokemon hentai
>shoot blanks until 7th grade

>>37026876
I was 7 i think.
I found one of those weird spike balls that vibrate thats supposed to sort of bounce and roll around on its own for toddlers. Was wrapping my legs around it to hold it still while i tried to pry it open to see what made it shake when i accidentally hit the button. Basically a giant spherical vibrator i was using several kinds of strength to shove against my pelvis as hard as i could and it starts vibrating off the woodfloor at max setting. Didn't know what i was doing and i honestly don't even remember if i came just that it felt pretty good and i went back for more a few times before mom caught me and had to explain why a girl can't be seen doing that. After that it was all hands.

>>37027216

Holt shit this is eerily similar to my first time.

>>37032499

crazy to think 14 year olds actually post here

>tfw 20 years old and still didn't masturbate because I still don't get horny and playing with my dick feels like nothing
Reading this thread makes me feel much more pathetic desu. I thought I'd wait until it happens. Naturally but I'm starting to feel it's never going to happen.

On the bright side though, being a virgin doesn't affect me as bad as you guys. I just want a gf so I can live with someone and have a "life partner", not for sex

>>37033180
>yfw gtaiv is almost a decade old
>yfw tyler the creator is 26 years old

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>around 8 years old
>outstretched fingers like pic related
>rapidly waved my hand over my dick so that my fingers slapped into my dick
>shoot blanks obviously
>jerk off like this for the next few years

Did anyone else ever jerk off like this?

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>>37027119
Kek Amerisharts got jewed so much that they cant evene fap without a lube or a sock... How is like living with a mutilated crusty cock?

i tried playing with my clit. all i felt were the sudden spikes of intense discomfort. so terrible. never again

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>know there are things that I find kinky since before I knew what arousal was
>keep trying to jerk off since I was 10 because I wanna feel good
>always get bored because nothing happens
>a week before my 13th birthday I get the idea to use my saliva as lube
>oowhatsthis
>jerk off on the toilet naked to a porn video I filmed on an ancient ipod
>start feeling real good
>feel like I'm about to piss all over myself
>keep going
>mind is completely gone just trying to squeeze and beat my slippery cock
>feel the point of no return
>indescribable feeling of pressure and release and hot stuff shooting up my shaft
>spurt clear cum all over my stomach, chest and cheek
>just sit there panting in awe of how amazing it was and that I had finally done it

Nothing will ever come close to that 10 minutes, just thinking of the smell of my hands during that is getting me all melty.

>>37026876
>be 13
>started massaging my dick cause all the cool kids talked about it
>'heh, this doesn't feel that great, it's normal'
>finally reaching an orgasm
>'holy fuck, what is happening?'
>shot it straight to my face
>with my mouth open
how can girls and gays do it? it's fucking disgusting and the taste is horrible

>>37033626
Do mutilated goys actually have to use lube? that fucking sucks

>>37033626
Pretty good, actually. I can own guns, legally defend myself from threats against my life and safety, and gas is less than 3 bux a gallon.

>be me
>be like 10
>masturbate to cloud crossdressing in Final Fantasy.

I was like 8 or 9, and I discovered that putting pressure on my dick felt good. Dry orgasms were probably the best feelings I've ever had, and it will never happen again.

I was 6. I trusted my dick onto a mattress and it felt good so i kept doing it. At 11 one day sperm came out and i thought i broke my dick.

I was molested for years.
That's how I learned.
Now addicted to masturbation.
Though I don't want human contact at all so I'm okay with not having anybody.

>be me at age 15
>own an elmo doll from aunt as a birthday gift
>always hug it to sleep
>suddenly remember my family dog humping stuffed toys
>start humping elmo
>peepee starts feeling really good
>jizz in my pants and on elmo
>do this for about a year
>took me a year to figure out how to fap with my hand
>now 23
>eventually figured out why im a furry

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>>37026876
>playing arkham city
>catwoman level comes around
>playing on hard so i get myself killed a lot
>seeing catwoman's godly ass flopping over defeated made my dick into a hybrid of diamonds and titanium alloy
>jerk off like they do on those sites
>cum
>holy fuck this is great
>jerk off 4 more times that night

And that's how i became a necrophiliac at the age of 13.

>>37026876
At 13 and it wasn't really pleasant, I did watch porn for years without jacking off to it though, for some reason, maybe since I was 9.

>>37027216
>>37033171
identical to me, I knew what was going on but not 100% and I was fed up of having wet dreams so I just let it happen

>>37027660
what the fuck dude, you gotta be b8ing here

>>37028262
lonely child spotted, sisters are gay af, no one turns me off more than family. I am willing to bet that you don't understand because you don't have a brother or sister

>>37028172
how old were you?

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>>37026876
When I was 8, my older brother started watching porn on his computer and leaving it on sleep when he went out.

I remember booting up his computer and then seeing tons of porn up on the screen. I remember feeling really weird when seeing the girls, and then I grabbed a pillow and tried re-creating what they were doing from positions to poses while imagining that I was the girl in the pics and videos.

T. Mentally ill tranny

>>37026876
Fapped to runescape in 2005, my chracter was female, and I self identified. Now I'm fucked, still fighting off the trap degeneracy to this day. 32days nofap.

>>37033803
Only if they cut it too tight most people dont

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I was still pure and innocent back then when I didn't know what fapping was. All I did was lie on my bed and kind thrust my hip up and down, almost like shaking and eventually I got the orgasm feel but no mess coz haven't hit puberty.

It was pretty weird...

>>37026876
>autistic 11 year old
>run a warm bath
>put in bubble bath
>light some candles
>turn off the light
>get in with all my toys such as a rubber duck and a battleship, not to mention a train
>proceed to pull on my dick with a death grip for the next hour

The second time I did it I put my ass under the bath tap and proceeded to have a wank with water flowing into my ass while I was half submerged, I then proceeded to shit nothing but water for 2 days straight and never did it again.

>>37026876
>9 years old
>playing San Andreas
>figure out how strippers/hookers work
>wiener gets hard, feels bad
>rub it against seat
>rub it with pencil fingers, two on top, one on bottom
>after a while it feel better
>after another while it feels GOOOOOOD

It's a bit hazy now but I think I would go on jerking off without cum for about two years, around which time it got big enough I could hold it the right way.

I regret everything.

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>>37034010
>Age 13
>Arkham City came out in 2011
what the fug

>14 yrs old
>nude modded skyrim
>cat starts dry humping me.
>Dunno what the fuck is going on with my dick, christian family never explained and Muslims infiltrated my school so sex-ed was a nono.
>dick explodes everywhere
>jump off the bed in pure terror
>pass out from getting up so fast
>wake up 5 mins later terrified

I was too scared to touch my dick again for months.

>>37026876
Don't remember the FIRST time but I remember it took me several goes to even reach climax

It was nice, actually. Interesting experience at the time, wasn't weirded out at all.

>hitting puberty, viscous rock-hard little boy boners
>popping up randomly without any provocation
>having dreams of sticking my face right into girl butts
>wake up with sticky wet underpants every night
>confused, don't know what this discharge is about
>later, in the bathroom one day with my boner
>touching it makes me feel kind of funny and weird
>always stopped before because it felt so weird
>wonder what will happen if i just don't stop
>hnnnm this is strong feeling wow it's so funny
>what is happen oh GOD UHHHHH MY DICKKKK
>sticky wet discharge shoots out all over my belly
>do it every day after for the next 15 years
>tfw no more wet dreams ever since that day