Have you ever had a crush on, experiences with, or even a relationship

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I have a crush on my mom.

I need to make out with her and have her sit on my face. It'll never happen. Whenever she gets a bf I feel like I'm getting cucked. End it.

Yep. Mother of 3. It was a wild and passionate affair. She was stretched out enough that she was the only woman to ever really enjoy getting pounded by my uselessly large dong. I might get another chance with her in 2 years.

>>37023058
Was she single or married?

>>37022883
Not attracted to my own mother at all, but I have an ungodly erection for milfs and the concept of motherly femdom

>>37022883
I had an online relationship with a single mother over a decade ago. Boy, the stories I don't want to tell...

>>37023058
Back to /o/ with you

>>37023058
what happens in 2 years?

I got a handjob from my mom's friend who is a mom.

>>37024270
>I got a handjob from my mom's friend who is a mom.
>who is a mom
Literally how?

>>37024313
Is there something weird about moms being friends

>>37024344
Yes, because they normally secretly envy each other

>>37024313
My mom's best friend who lived around the corner would come by every Friday for drinks etc. We'd all watch a movie with the family. My mom would pass out. My siblings would go out etc. Immediately my mom's friend would go up to my room and fuck my brains out. This went on for years.

>>37024027
Yes.

>>37024168
No.

>>37024170
The guy she's crazy for will leave her because he'll be 30 and she can't give him any children of his own.

>>37022883
Was in a casual relationship with my high school oneitis in my early 20s. She got knocked up by some junkie right out of high school, so I got to lose my v card with a 23 year old girl with a milf body. My taste in women's bodies has never been the same.
The mom part sucked though. Her kid was a fucking loser 4 year old with a giant head that was obsessed with Scooby-Doo and always pissed himself, meaning any time after hours was always a risk of the little shit running screaming from the bedroom because he had an accident, ruining my chance for the night at grabbing some young milf tiddies.
Relationship fell through because of how I handled being around the kid. We went to the mall to get some CDs, and the kid wanted a push pop. Milf said no (she was spending the last of her UI money on some rap cd), and when she wasn't looking, the little bastard ripped off the wrapper and stuck it in his mouth. I called him a shithead, took it from him, paid for it, then threw it in the trash. Turns out, that's not how to handle a misbehaving 4 year old boy.

>>37024795
Oh my god I'm soaking wet reading that... you are such a bad boy alpha male.

>>37024795
Tbh that sounds like a good way to deal with that. If you didn't call him a shit head that is.

Kid sounds like a drop kick

>flirt with hot black mom in one of my courses
>one day she offers me a ride
>instead of dropping me off we end up talking in her car for hours
>tells me her husband rapes her constantly
>don't really know how to process that
>never speak of it again
I saw her a few days ago actually, got a nice mom hug from her.

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>>37025924
Wew lad you realize that was a cry for help right?

>>37026086
Yep, it's too bad she sought the assistance of a coward.

>>37022883
I need a source on that, and I came close.

>>37026605
Kanomama by takayama chihiro

I spent time in India and hooked up with a mother there. She wasn't attractive, lived in squalor basically, and had kids running around, but still there was something appealing about her. Ended up knocking her up, and support her by sending money.

>>37026277
Good on you for not trying to be a white knight. Dumb bitch should just call the cops.

>>37022883
I hate my mother and she's ugly but milf/gilf/mom_and_son porn makes my cock harder than steel. I also like degrading, torturing, and impregnating older female authority figures in general. Popped a boner writing this.

Is there a name for this?
Cause it ain't Oedipus.

>>37027027
Yeah. Good taste, my friend.

>>37022934
I used to be in a very similar circumstance before with my own, do you have any contact info?

>>37026975
and if something happens, she's stuck with four kids and no primary provider. There's no real happy fix to marital rape or any other inter-familial rape.

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>>37027075
This fucking guy gets it.