> TFW you weren't born with God-tier genetics. Why

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>>37021603
>god tier genetics
>posts a 6/10 at best

Lol

Being handsome or pretty doesn't matter if you're autistic

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>>37021603
Anyways, you do not need "god tier genetics" to be treated with respect. I am a 5'8 black guy and people will either leave me alone or treat me like a king(holding the doors, being more polite than usual, teachers/boss giving me a pass for screwing up etc) Just be confident and respectful. It'll pay off.

Watch the most recent Great Gatsby movie and copy Leo mode.

>>37021626

Nope, if you;re extremely handsome most people will be willing to look past the autism. I'm pretty sure Ryan Gosling was autistic when he was younger, and look at where he is now.

>>37021621

? He's a strong 9/10, most women would even say perfect 10 in the looks department. He can pull off both clean and grizzled looks. Mesmerizing eyes, stalwart and strongly built tall guy.

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>>37021603
Because someone like Steve Buscemi is more accomplished than Michael Fassbender/literally who in every way.

>pic related

>>37021719

Not even close. Fassbender is way more accomplished. Mainstream audiences hardly even remember Buscemi now.

>>37021603

Damn, why didn't God make me Magneto's image? Stupid Gods dude, making me ugly and everything.

There's nothing else to do but commit sepuku, no reason to live at all when you're not a 6'5" Aryan God.

>>37021752
>fargo
>big lebowski
>reservoir dog

try again

>>37021752
I'm also pretty sure just on appearance Steve is more memorable and recognizable than some generic all american joe, had to reverse search that pic to recognize Michael aka "that white guy in the Hollywood flick".

>>37021878

Literally had bit roles in all of those movies. People remember Fargo for W. H. Macy and Frances McDormand (who are pretty much the main characters), people remember The Big Lebowski for Jeff Bridges, people remember Reservoir Dogs for that ear scene with the Madsen character.

I don't even think about Buscemi when those films come to mind.

>>37021954

He's clearly not even American, but whatever.

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>>37021603
You can't pick someone more convincing?

>>37021958
what do people remember michael for?

>>37021988

How is he not convincing? Unique face, eyes, overall look, never gets pigeon-holed.. has had a diverse array of roles in amazing films where he often carries a lot of the weight. Has tremendous presence even in films where the spotlight isn't on him.

Literally every time I've heard women in public drooling over and gushing about an actor it's been Fassbender.

>>37022014
kek this
Fassbender is no super star, people have already forgotten about assassins creed which flopped because he doesn't have leading man quality and he's not a draw, Buscemi can actually act and Mikes just a face.

>>37021603
>tfw when God-tier genetics made me look great
>but I'm still socially crippled enough that I only emphasize and think like a robot
God is a sick man.

>>37022058

People have forgotten about that movie because it was horse-shit, anon. Fassbender was actually the only memorable part of that trainwreck.

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>>37022053
>>37021958

Will Michael ever recover?

>>37022075

What lesson is god trying to teach you? Humility maybe

>>37022086
being a bigger horse shit in midst of a horse shit really isn't of any praise

>>37022086
But If he's so great he could have elevated that movie, he didn't though.

Michael Fassbender is one of those actors that spans movies far below his capabilities as an actor.

I'll be pursuing random indie movies and suddenly "WTF?! Michael Fassbender is the leading role in this shit film?"

Bradley Cooper does the same thing. Handsome method actors taking literally every role offered them

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>>37022053
>has had a diverse array of roles in amazing films
>amazing films

lel

>>37021621
>incel tries to cope by deducting like 4 points from an objectively very attractive man

like clockwork

>>37022053
Anon, you don't have to suck his cock just because your mom and sister are.

>>37022197
if anything OP is the one trying to cope you are just mad that people aren't coping as the same way as you do, by sucking dicks

>>37021603
>Why should the race always be to the swift, or the Jumble to the quick-witted? Should they be allowed to win merely because of the gifts God gave them? Well I say, "Cheating is the gift man gives himself."

Always even the odds OP

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Funny/sad thing is that he will probably end up wasting his God-tier genetics on a nigress

>>37022014

People remember Michael for:

>Eden Lake (one of the best recent torture porn horrors I've seen)
>Inglorious Bastards (outshone everyone else in that film, central character in the best scene: the bar shoot-out)
>Jane Eyre (best part of that film)
>X-Men First Class (has most of the best scenes)
>A Dangerous Method (brilliant as Carl Jung)
>Prometheus (only memorable character) and now Alien: Covenant next week (Already calling that he'll be the shining point in that film)
>12 Years a Slave (once again outshone teh fucking main character who the entire film was about)
>Macbeth (brilliant)
>Steve Jobs (beyond brilliant)


Lmao, Steve Buscemi can't even compete on the most basic of levels.

>>37022246
how is OP coping? you're the one trying to deny the reality that the man is attractive. textbook coping.

I was born with a semi-God-tier bank account tho.

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>>37022262
But why?

sweet jebus

>>37022283
You're a pleb my man, kill yourself.

>>37022301
hey anon, spare some change?

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>>37022283
oh boy, how will I even compete with this patrician taste?

/tv/'s gonna have a field day with you

>>37022333

What are you talking about anon? That woman is objectively attractive. I would pump her with my seed.

I'm going to kill myself if I can't get myself to at least average (5/10). Not joking, I'm going to fucking shoot my brains out I am so sick of being THIS FUCKING UGLY. maybe take others out with me

>>37022290
I'm not the anon you're replying to, but even if half of your brain is functional, you could see that OP is using other people's success/advantage to justify his own inaction and indulgence in self-pity.

That's more disgusting than coping by being dismissive, in my humble opinion, now fuck off.

>>37022407
*take others out as in I'm offering you guys to join me. we can do this anons

>>37022283
These are all shit movies
Is your argument really that he is the shiniest turd in a pile of shit? average actor at best senpai, Mark Wahlberg tier.

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>>37022392
you go ahead my boi

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>>37022333
It worries me, I guess he's too perfect so it wouldn't be fair for the rest of the world if he had pure children

>>37022407
what is your idea of the average?

>>37022358
What's your situation like right now, Anon?

>>37022476
why are you so gay for him?

>>37022493
sucking dicks in some back alley 15 bucks a pop :(

JESUS CHRIST, WHY CAN'T I BE THIS PERFECT? WHY MUST I TOIL WHILE THE MASTERPIECES OF CREATION HAVE ALL THEIR SUCCESS ON THEIR LOOKS.

>>37022511
It's hard not to admire such beauty

>>37022709
oh I bet it's hard anon, you absolute faggot

>>37022429
he has a point, people like OP's pic related live lives 100x better than the average robot