>*knock knock* Hello? One large two topping pizza for

>haha thanks... I..I'm having a party

>only one
Wrong house, wagie!

>A single large
Where the fuck is the other pizza, my 2L of coke, and my sandwich?

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>>37018597
No problem. Your total will be $7.50

>oh hey I'm kind of busy but the doors open so come on in
>I'm wearing nothing but a towel
>*drops towel*
>time to earn that tip wageslave

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>>37018622
Aw shucks. I'll be right back

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>>37018551
Where's my drink?
HOW CAN I EAT PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK?!

>>37018551
FUCKING KEK.

WHAT THE HELL IS PEPE DOING THERE TOP KEK

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>>37018551
Sorry i don't tip mister delivery man.

>>37018632
HAHAHA funny meme frogs XD

>>37018711
normie detected
originolipoli

>>37018707
I always need soda or something with my meals

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>>37018674
No please I have a gf

>>37018711
Either this is some cryptic post-post-ironic humour or you're a fucking normie that needs the fucking leave.

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>>37018869
>>37018707
Here you go gentlemen

>>37018899
well you're my gf today, you wouldn't want me to report you to Mr.Goldstein for bad customer service would you?, on your knees or you'll be living on the streets by Tuesday.

>>37018911
Why are you so angry my friend?

I'm not a normie, I just like seeing Pepe get about.

He's at a fucking door kek

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>>37018551
*turns up the tv*
*answers door*
*turns around and shout "pizza's here!*

>>37018551
>crusty disheveled man walks up to door and opens it

Says "Hi" in a really mucusy voice

Man clearly hasn't showered

The power is off

"How much do I owe ya?"

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>>37019003
>pepsi
PEPSI FUCKING PEPSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>37018622
>coke
>2 liters, no less

no wonder you're a failure

Im on cheat week, are 26 pizzas (large) and gained weight

Top kek

>>37019496
string bean normalfags pls leave

>>37019464
I was thinking our encounter would be more like >>37019003 with the two stacies in the house about to fuck the neet