What is the quickest and most discreet way to kill myself and

>>37014703
What do you mean by discreet? I'm in debt too man, chill out

Hold your breath for a year

>>37014703
>consider how lucky you are that it will not be troubling you much longer

Tippy topkek

>>37014703
single shot Shotgun will cost you about $100. Send yourself to help with a bang

>>37014703
Why kill yourself when you can kill people ?

>>37014703

Aim for a debt high score before you off yourself

>>37014746
People care about me, I need to do it without hesitation.
>>37014782
I have like 3 dollars to spend.

>>37014703
train tracks my dude

>>37014874
Will the train just keep going if the person driving it sees me?

>rob someone for enough money in cash to buy the cheapest gun possible
>build up fuck tons of debt and then shoot yourself on an a2 piece of paper detailing all of the money you owe with your dead body sat on top as a massive fuck you to all the collectors

>>37014891
Do it at night if you're worried about that, the train would keep going I think

>>37014914
Robbing someone isn't an option at the moment, good ideas, though.

>>37014891
No. They have to stop and call it in.

>>37014930
Trains have headlights you idiot.

I mean, if you were going to off yourself, does it really matter how much debt you accrue...hypothetically speaking of course

>>37014930
I might wait a while before doing that, then. see if I can't find out another solution before I resort to this.

>>37014960
And you're gonna tell me train conductors are people next

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>>37014960
What is your suggestion?

>>37014703
Hanging. If you do it right your neck breaks upon the drop, no pain. If you fuck up, your neck hurts and you painfully suffocate to death. And it only costs as much as a sturdy rope.

>>37014960
They can't slow down fast enough to brake you stupid fuck.

>>37015037
Don't have enough for that, and it needs to be quick, I'd need to tie a noose and shit.

>>37014996
For now, but just wait until Uber tries to get in on the self-driving train market.

>>37015005
Get the fuck out of your country.

See the following:
- How to Be Invisible, by J. J. Luna (especially chapter 24)
- How to Disappear, by Frank Ahearn

>>37015066
OP was asking if they'd stop after killing him. It's the only reasonable interpretation. I know they can't stop before, you twat.

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>>37015168
I'd buy those books IF I HAD THE MONEY YA TW0T. Even if I did, They're probably watching this thread. Either I'm paranoid as fuck, or they really are.

>>37014850
Razor blade. Just do it man

>>37015255
That shit does not work.

>>37015241
You fucking incompetent retard, how do you not know libgen exists?

>>37015288
OwO what's that?

>>37015268
Good lel
Ogranalio

>>37015327
Russia's premier digital library. http://gen.lib.rus.ec/

>>37014703
Train suicide
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>>37014703
suicide by cop? maybe overdosing if there's enough meds and alcohol in the house - just take it before you go to sleep.

>>37016529
Discreet yu dicc

>>37017156
slipping a few pills into your mouth before bedtime isn't discreet? ;-)

>>37017579
I aint ohbpey.

Im going via breaking bad rv.

CARBON MONOXIDE POISONING

its the only real answer

blast ur house full of gas and go to town

>>37014703
Go to a shitty neighborhood. Punch minorities until they shank or shoot you

>>37014703
Jump into the ocean

There is really no truly discreet way to kill yourself as someone is going to find you eventually. Hanging would be the most cost efficient and likely quietest method. Gunshot to the head would likely be your next simplest method. Overdosing has a high risk of back firing and you end up with organ damage and living, jumping from a building or infront of a train is going to be messy and have witnesses.

Considering you said you couldn't tie a noose without it taking too much time it sounds like you really don't want to do this. Call the suicide hotline and talk it out, then reach out to a debt consolidation program and see if that can help your situation.

>>37014703
>get car
>get ductape
>get hose
>drive to middle of nowhere
>tape hose to exhaust
>tape other end to window
>turn car on and throttle for a bit
>play favorite tunes as you wait for sweet release

But in the spirit of caring for a fellow human dont do it. If you do id like to interview you. Im interested in writing about suicidal subjects.

>>37014703
If you were going to do it you wouldn't be asking us, bog off, if you want some gay hugs and shit go rack up some (you)s elsewhere.

Go to a shooting range
Shoot self in head
???
Profit

>>37018085
Dethbrap

>>37019619

Most shooting ranges around here won't let a single individual use the range; you have to come in as part of a group.

Too many people came in, rented a gun, and then shit themselves.

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This should get the job done. It's only like $180, and with a good caliber too, not that shitty .22LR bs.
https://www.cheaperthandirt.com/product/hi-point-semi-automatic-pistol-45-acp-45-barrel-9-rounds-polymer-frame-black-powder-coat-finish-34510-752334345103.do?sortby=ourPicks&refType=&from=fn

Just buy yourself a .45 round and put it to your temple. Don't aim too far forward or you'll just blow your eyes outta your eye sockets and bleed to death. Too far back and you might just be a vegetable.

Have fun!

If you can, please livestream it so we can watch.

>>37014703
Bleach, vodka, and codeine

Or death by cop if you really wanna be an asshole