>Like a girl >Get on pretty well with her >Unironically

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>>37013522
It's simple anon. You have to establish your dominance by turning the other guy into a mind broken slut with your cock. Then you send evidence of this to the girl. She'll love it, and should confess to you right then. If she doesn't then she's probably a lesbian.

>>37013522
You are pathetic as fuck son she wont get with you your friend is more of a man then you are she will go to him, my advice is start watching cuck porn or go on Grindr you little faggot

>>37013522
You need to suck your friends cockmeat no joke that will make him gay and want you instead of the girl, you can get the girl with no problems a d everyone will think your friend is gay when he tells you you swallowed his cum you deny it

>>37013522
You waited to long move on cuck boy if you try to do anything everyone will hate you now you get to watch them kiss and hug while you fap your little dick in the corner like a cuck

>>37013522
Turn him gay seduce him and let him fuck ya boipussy M8, walk by him and brush your hand against his penis he will love it

>>37013522
Take his penis in your hand and jerk him off he wont want the girl if you are making him cum

>>37013522
Get on Grindr and hook up with dudes its way easier and less hassle you could also always try to let him cum in your mouth

The obvious play here is to offer your boypucci to him and get a sandwich going

>>37013522
You are out of luck, start wearing girl clothes and let your friend stick his penis deep in your boipussy you are beta and meant to be a sissy slut fuck boi

>>37013522
Worship his cock and become his GF (BF) you can dress up like a girl (boy) milk his strong man cum let him use your body and after hes done you can cook him breakfast like a proper woman (man)

>>37013522
If you have to ask /r9k/ what to do you are fucked.. easier now to transition anon start HRT and be a trap maybe your friend will start pounding all those boyholes?

>>37013522
Just sit back and watch them fall in love if she wanted you you guys would be together lmao but your role is to be a faggot bottom or a cuck I bet you would love a warm penis sliding in and out of your mouth

>>37013522
Talk to him and let him know how you feel about.. him and pull his penis out and caress it with your mouth

>>37013522
You were meant to act like an ooga booga retard and act on the impulse to pursue her as soon as you feel it.

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FUCK, I'm on a site with literal 16 year olds, what did I do with my life

>>37013522
Just suck him off already its obvious he wants you not her he is being a cock tease it sounds like the real advice you need to your question is yes anon you are a homosexual

>>37013522
God you are a massive faggot just pull your panties down and let him fuck you

>>37013522
Just tell him you love him and crave his cock, let him know he can bottom you out at a moments notice

>>37013522
Just get on Grindr and become a filthy faggot whore or watch your friend cuck you

>see all these posts about how OP should turn gay
>look at poster count
>6
Wew lad

>>37013522

You have to focus on getting what you want. Don't do anything to please anyone else (aka don't be a pushover). You don't have to be a complete dick, but you can if you want. Just get what you want even if it means your friends will hate you (they may not).