>"Well the vampires came out from his dungeon, what do

>>37010057
>laughs back genuinly and be happy i have a family.
>sit down and be happy.

happned to me. i never lost anything. they are right anyway.

*grabs gun*
*pumped up kicks starts playing in background*

>>37010057
>drinking water
HAHAHAHAHA THOSE POOR FUCKS

>>37010178
A family that makes fun of you. A family that bully's you. A family that mentally abuses you.

HAHAHAHA at least I have a family!!!!!!!!

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>Y-you too
Walk back to room while spaghetti drips down my leg

are they mormons or something? where'es the wine?

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>*soft chuckles*
Ey be careful Dave, he's got that look in his eye...

>>37010346
Dad doesn't look happy kek.

>>37010309
Its called banter mate im guessing you're american and cant take a joke

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>>37010346
THAT'S IT

yes, I am in fact quite original, despite what the media would have you believe

>>37010370
A joke is something funny everyone laughs at. Making fun of someone is not a joke, it is not funny it is mean. It's a mean thing to do.

If you do it you are a mean person.

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>>37010057
>head back to room
>continue playing runescape

>>37010309
So this is what robots mean when they say they get "mentally abused" by their family.

>>37010437
no, a joke is 'a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter', projecting your moral issues onto that doesn't change the definition.

>>37010057
>Vampires don't live in dungeons. Have you even SEEN Twilight?

>>37010505
It is mental abuse. I don't know what else could you call it

>>37010562
>Have you even SEEN Twilight?
kill yourself 90's born queer

>>37010057
Just came down to replace my piss bottles. Hello!

>>37010570
a light-hearted acknowledgement of reality.

>>37010550
Your amusement and laughter comes from another person's pain. You knowingly do this to cause them pain. These "jokes" are now torture.

>>37010647
haha anon the pathetic loser is here, everyone make fun of of hkm because this isnthe only time he leaves his room xD

>>37010570>>37010057
This is not abuse, they're just telling the truth. They aren't even insults its literally what you're doing. If you don't want them to say this just... don't do it? or just accept it and go on

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>Grab bowl of bread on the counter thats not fully defrosted yet because you like it a big soggy
>Turn to everyone, maintaining eye contact and go around the table clockwise

>'Dad, mom cheated on you when you were going through that 'rough patch' in your career a few years ago.'
>'Mom, dad's 'rough patch' was a porn addiction he was trying to overcome, I guess neither of you satisfied each other enough, huh?'
>'Grandpa, stop complimenting cousin Stacy on her looks so much, you're creeping her out'.'
>'Grandma, you look like you belong as an extra in 'Hot Fuzz'. '
>'Uncle rob, take that chain off, it's not real gold. Barbra pawned that years ago to pay for the family car you totaled.'
>'Sis, my room, 10 minutes, no pants.'
>'Aunt Barbra, Stop repressing your feelings for my dad, you'll never have a night together like you did back in '03 again.'
>'Cousin Becky, my room, 20 minutes, no pants.'
>'Mom's friend Sandra who's here for some reason, you don't make fun of me when I say 'tindies' so I'll let you slide.'
>'Cousin Girtha, I bet you bought all that butter on the table for the meal, huh? How does it feel to be sat between the only two women who can stand the stench coming from your thunder thighs?'
>'Cousin Stacy, my room, 30 minutes, no condom.'
>'Cousin Mark, where did your gf go? I thought she loved being with a 5'9" speckled dork who hasn't figured out yet that he's adopted'
>'And Uncle Dom, who but you would be so bold as to question my existence, am I not to enjoy the comforts of my own home? Do you take pride in the fact that you're over 40 and still haven't found a stable income? Does the surf board shop you work at not sell enough premium surface cleaners? You are the worst out of all of the family. You don't need to stereotype me in any way because I accept who I am, an intellectual. You however have yet to accept yourself for where you are at in life and start improving.'

>360 walk away
>Silence
>Sis gets up and follows me out the door.

>>37010711
How bout they just don't say it?

That's not too much to ask.

>>37010711
There is always a low status ugly person who is the butt of everyones joke and the designated target for bullying.

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>heh, yeah I guess so...
>uhh, be right back, forgot something in my room

>>37010773
Thats an awful thing that happens to a lot of people but how pathetic is it to try to push yourself in that group because you don't want to face reality that you do indeed do nothing of worth with your life and are indeed basically leeching of your family?
If you can say with a 100% certainty their insults are not truth related and just plain mean abuse you should try to ignore them bc they are no use to you but the more obvious thing(also what is happening here) is accept you're a failure or fucking do something with your life

>>37010746
They're paying for your existence with money and energie. You can't just keep on taking and taking and expect to never have to interact with anything

>turn around and leave
>"OMG why is anon so antisocial. He never wants to be around us :((("

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>OMG He's paler then me, Sarah was right..
>*giggles under breath*

>>37010684
>Little bit of banter
>PAIN
Just grow up manbaby.

>>37010776
Enjoy getting your ass beat by your whole family 'cause that's an airsoft gun and they're gonna be pretty pissed after you shoot it at them.

>>37010727
That was great anon, amazing read.

>>37010727
this right here is going into the shitpost folder. Good post.

>>37010727
What a treat

>>37011005
>banter back about an uncle being fat as ever
>entire room gets pissed at you

Sure is one sided, family can insult you but if you say anything to them you are a horrible person.

>>37010178
This is either genuine or you have transcended a new astral plane of cuck

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>>37010057
greetings! nothing like spending time with family! whats on the menu!?

haha!

"Hey, uncle jessie, hows your son doin?"

His son is dead

>>37010057
I actually get along pretty well with my extended family, especially the older people, so something like this wouldn't happen unless it was obvious non-malicious bantz.

My social problems come from an inability to relate to my peers, I'm basically a conservative boomer or genXer trapped in a liberal millennial world. It's probably the result of my parents not having me until 40.

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>>37010057
>tfw extended family is either dead or estranged
feels good man, i love my mom and dad

>>37011239
Ivan we told you to stay in basement when there's family visiting us!

>>37011239
I haven't seen this image in ages, I think it was posted in a greentext, one of the lines was "i sex her on road" and "shut fuck." anyone have it?

>>37011239
dude looks like he OD'd on Bogpills

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>>37011629
original bost ebin :--DDDDDDDD

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>>37010057
>"you better be nice to me, I'll be the only one around when you'll be old and senile."

Sometime is nice to be the only offspring of the family.

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*cocks gun*

IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS MOVES I'LL BLOW YOU TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

>>37011941
Not only does every white person send the parents to a foster home, if you're shitty company now you'll be shitty company then.

trust me they aren't hoping you'll be the one one 'around'

>>37010937
Interaction is fine but making fun of ppl is not OK.

And them taking care of you make it OK. Does a husband have the right to treat the stay at home wife poorly? Do parents have the right to treat their children poorly? No, no they don't.

And just because something is on the true side still doesn't make it right. We don't go around calling ppl names, even if there is truth to it, that's just childish and mean.

Why would you want to, or be OK with Making someone feel bad?

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>>37011981
I'm italian.
Foster's home for immaginary granpas aren't that much of a thing here.

You know, "family".

Same family who bited heads off one another when grandpa died to get their cut of gold.


why are you so bitter anon?

>>37011216
>Banter
>Insult
>Implying the two are identical
Once again, grow up manchild.

>>37012115
you poor sheltered faggot. you should probably kill yourself.

As long as they hold the sword of money over me ill just grin and bear
least i can do

>>37010727
You would stutter and fold before you got to grandma

>>37012115
You are in a situation in which you constantly take and take from the other side which you do not interact with, and when they try to interact it is 100% their fault and you are a victim. I can not understand how you can not grasp that this is toxic of you? Yes there remarks make you feel bad but they are not lies. Why do they make you feel bad? bc you hate it about yourself and you blame them when they're the one helping you in life while you don't even help yourself. What do you do as response to this so called 'abuse'? You keep on extorting them?

>>37012128
I'm just annoyed a lot of kids in this thread take everything they family does for them for granted but when they find out family can do bad things bc they're people too. They're the center of the bad things in their lives. Like they're basically sustaining you if you don't want them cut them out of your life and sustain yourself. but lmfao thats to hard for them bc they can't take care of themselves

>>37011981
>Not only does every white person send the parents to a foster home
Nothing wrong with that unless they never visit them, my mother works in a care home for the elderly and a lot of them barely did. Makes the ones that do geniunely care. Besides you can send them to a decent place.

>>37012526

>They're the center of the bad things in their lives.

You gotta hold that little sanity you have, anon.

If you don't have solutions, what are you supposed to do.

>>37012700
Maybe accept your mistakes instead of trying to cover them with delusions?
But that would require too much hard work, so many crybabies will instead play the victim eternally while being the cause of their own sadness...Something I see all too often here.

>>37012756
>Maybe accept your mistakes
This doesn't fix them.

Living knowing that It's all your fault isn't any different from living and thinking the world is against you.

The only thing that changes is that the latter rages against everything, the first one an heroes himself.
Blaming others is preservation instinct.

>>37012700
What >>37012756 says

Ether except your failures or try to change them.
All you're doing is playing the victim (when you're not) with no intention to be otherwise. It's like you enjoy being it.

>>37010437
>tumblr logic

Return to thy safespace beast.

That's a funny burn and anyone calling it mental abuse is retarded. The type of liberal snowflake you all like to make fun of.

The only way this could count as mental abuse is if it's constant and you're the only victim.

>>37012824
Accepting your failures is a lot better, because if you don't, you'll just keep playing the victim eternally, and act like a shithead to those who want to help you.
And just to make sure, the kind of interactions OP typed is not "abuse", insults or anything like that, but normal behavior in a healthy family.

>>37012863
>>37012824
Basically Anon, you might try to start being a better person. If not for your family who is trying to help you, then for yourself. Whats the use of playing a victim in your room and being a burden for the rest of the world. might as well go for the suicide meme

>>37010057
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

BABY MADE STINKY

>>37011216
This, normies have fragile egos actually
Banter is when you can reply back and noone gets pissy

>>37010468
You should be bullied for playing runescape above all else.

>>37010057
>vampire

But just like last time, the ginger's already there anon.

>>37010588
Twilight novels are maximum comfy. Harry Potter tier comfy. Give them a try.

These pictures make me so incredibly uncomfortable.

>>37012863
>>37012906
>It's better to live as a desperate who's aware of his own monstrosity because you're not an asshole to others if you do so.
>At this point it's better to off yourself from the world because you're a weight on everybody.

That's sick and disgusting. And normie thinking.
Memes aside, You realize no person would ever Like to do this right?

It's better for you anons, and for the family, on a social level.

But on a human reality, would you really?

Also, I'll leave the ">implying people want to help you" and the ">implying you can become a better person." aside, because if you meme too much people stop taking it seriously.

Also, let's point out that people who think stuff like this most of the time are the first one to yell that "suicide is selfish" when it comes to it.
You're the ones who are the more burdening ones on society.
Misery of others's always related to someone else, to you. But is the miserable one the bad person, not because he's miserable, but because he spreads it to others.

>>37010727
audism decimus maximus

>>37013051

I have to agree with that. They are very comfy books. I enjoyed them.

>>37010370
You know only half of Americans are roasties, right bong/cunt?

>>37012837
>if it's constant and you're the only victim.
it is

It happens every single time, and if I say anything back people act like I did something awful.

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>>37010057
These freaks have no right to criticize anyone

>>37010727
Nice post anon, I hope to see more of you in the future

>>37013062
Guess what I did? My life only got better by dealing with my problems front-on instead of blaming someone else, be it normies or your family.
And it has nothing to do with suicide...stop your senseless ramblings and just accept the fact that life is just better by dealing with problems instead of avoiding them.

>mom gets on my shit and blocks me on Facebook
>realize that I'm an adult and I never have to talk to her if I don't want to
>make a point of avoiding her online and in real life for two or three years
>she doesn't get on my shit
>just sends cookies
What do you know. Running away from home works.

>>37010057

>roaring laughter fills room

Picturing this somehow made me kek.

>implying I do the "hole up in my room" shit when guests are over
I'm not a fucking savage, I greet guests at the door because it's a mark of obvious disrespect to do otherwise.

>>37013062
>I dont want to realise I'm a beacon of misery for no reason bc i don't want to try to be a better person

On a human reality you're purpose in life at this moment is to make other people miserable. That does make you a bad person because there is nothing that prevents you from doing this except not wanting to change. God forbid you actually try to have a life, oh golly that might make you tired.

conclusion: You might wanna try becoming someone you're actually proud of instead of this wasted life because why else live it? Not for your family bc you hate them for trying to help you

>The only way this could count as mental abuse is if it's constant and you're the only victim.

it is

>>37013289
>My teacher gives makes me do extra homework for school bc i'm disrupt his class, he's mentally abusing me
>I don't pay my taxes so i constantly get reminders, i'm gonna sue for mental abuse

Good norm anon i'm gonna use this one

>>37010727
>having sex with three familiy members within 10 min of each other
>telling stacy of all people to forget condoms

what is your dick made of?

>>37013121
I'm not saying one thing is better than the other.
If i was to blame others, I wouln't stay here rambling with you, would I?
I wouln't have the experiences to tell the other part of the burden.

What I'm saying it's that I somewhat envy the ones who can blame the world, and not themself. Or at least, I understand them, and why they do it.
They have their own reality, yes, but it's a less painful one for them. Selfish or not.

>>Guess what I did?
"I survived and I was strong enought, so Everyone must be like that, ammirite?"

>life is just better by dealing with problems instead of avoiding them.

Again, Only if you can fix them.

>>37013281
Why would the desperate one change and take the blame for the sake of the others?
It's not that "I don't want to realize" Is that the people who doesn't have it easier. It's only normal to not wanting to realize.
Because if you do it's either surviving or die. And I'm pretty sure very few people on this board have the strenght to actually survive.

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>Oh, well lookie here it's a miracle! Lazarus has risen. Welcome back to the land of the living.

>>37013389
Anon these people are helping you and you are trashing them because of your fear that you are the problem. Why shouldn't you do that you ask: because it is not making you happy and it isn't making them happy. It just makes the pain less. And we're all saying you can try to fix yourself so that it could go away and you ignore this or answer with a vague "Only if you can fix them". You find life to hard to try to be happy so but the way you live is pulling other people down. Why can't you either try to be happy or stop trying to tear other people down. It's not doing you any favours nor is it them.

>>37010219
Water is the patrician's choice.
You want to support cornsyrup merchants?

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>>37010057
>Be me
>Live with parents and brother
>Age 23
>Both are fucked with tons of bills and debts
>I'm the only one who knows how to handle money
>I don't leave my room because of laziness
>One day family dinner
>Cousins and other relatives are in the dinner room
>Playing vydia
>Leave my room to grab something i left on the freezer
>Mom - "Well the vampires came out from his dungeon, what do you know? What happened sport, your girlfriend get a computer virus?"
>Me - "At least i'm not a broke old granny who acts like teenager"
>Sound of Silence fall upon that dinner room
>Go back to room
>Move out from my parent's house one week later

Best decision i ever made, i was tired of their bullshit, "I don't have to pay the bill, but hey i want to buy a car"

>>37010057
I know that feel op, man do I

>>37013625
>broke old granny who acts like teenager
why would you shittalk the woman who spent 20+ years taking care of your shit?

>>37013553
>these people are helping you
Again, That's debeatable.
It really seems You really cannot put yourself in the mind of a person like that. I mean, good for you It just means you're a normal person, but you just sound like one of those dumb "Hang on" posters in this situation, on this board.

Blaming others for them is the only glue that keeps everything from shattering down.

>Why can't you either try to be happy or stop trying to tear other people down. It's not doing you any favours nor is it them.
Because tearing people down is their only way to not fall even further in the pit of desperation.

>> 37013662
She deserved it, she had every chance to pay her bills, but decided to spend all her money on stupid things while my brother and I worked as a cunt to support her. And the fact that she is 69 and acts like a 15 year old, every weekend with a new boyfriend

>>37013089
>mocking based Steve Bannon

Unsheathe my sword. I can probably cut most of them down before they can flee.
It's about time I brought everything to an end, anyways.

>>37013925
>be careful you don't cut yourself on that butter knife
>are you even strong enough to swing that, sir virginus?

>>37013939
Their insults will last but a second before their filthy blood sullies my blade. I have been practicing for several years, and I have had a lot of time to perfect my craft.

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Greetings family and friends, I've got a present for you all.

>>37013868
'debatable' they're paying for your food, water,electricity basically everything. they work to give you a proper life and your response is trashing them.

And no i do know what its like because i was actually mentally abused by them that why it rattles me you're trying to be someone who is. Why was mine abuse and yours not? The made fun of my weight and anxiety. How did i get them? Because my mother had a stressful pregnancy which resulted in a 'stress' baby. Which resulted in an eating disorder and a stress disorder. I hated it and kept in my room or went outside but i realised i did not want this life, moved out, tried to be better. The doctors told my mother 2 years and she came to my house crying and apologising for it. I don't resent them bc they have worked their asses of to provide me food and shelter for most my life and they love me. I don't expect you to be like me but what you're doing is wrong and you know it. Either fall and let the world be a happier place without you or try to be actually happy.

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>>37010057

>> be me 30 something guy lives alone
>> just got back from work

>> "Well the vampires came out from his dungeon, what do you know? What happened sport, your girlfriend get a computer virus?"
>>roaring laughter fills room

who the fuck are you people how the fuck did you get in my house

I'M calling the cops!

>> get hit on the back of the head
>> wake up in a ice bath with a note
>> and some crude stitching on my abdomen
>> note reads

SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!

>>37014016
The Neet will never change its own ways, if he's provided with a stable situation. Didn't welcome to the Nhk taught you anything?
That's why is debeatable.

My complimento, you were dude enought to do something scary that not everybody here would do.
That's the point. Not everybody here would do it.
If you hate people who are not doing things what are you even here for.

>"I did it, so everyone can do it."

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>>37010057
>this happened
>call my aunt and uncle an alcoholic because they are
>say "at least I can use both hands" to my stroked-out cousin
>make fun of everybody that's overweight
>yank the tablecloth out, ruining the dinner
>take all their luggage out and set it on fire

I now live alone.

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>tfw family lives so far apart that this never happens

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>tfw spend 20 hours a day in my room
>parents call me 'the shat bat' because I pooped myself last year and live in a 'cave' and tried to hide the poop by eating it
>whenever I come out of my room my parents say 'here comes count Shatula looking to feast, everyone cover your butts'
>tried to make a joke once about how I could eat my mothers food if I wanted to eat shit and then she refused to let me have any food for 2 weeks, had to sneak out to McDonalds once a day and spend my NEETbux
>tfw I have anxiety and can't go outside
>they are making it worse

why do family do this?
they know I have problems

>>37014682
ahahahahah, shat bat

>>37010057
>tfw this happens every family dinner without fail
>dad always has the thousand yard stare
>mom hides her chuckling
>grandma's bottomless glass of wine shaking with her laughter
>neighbors whom we invite over just sit there in horror
>I become the physical manifestation of spaghetti
it hurts

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>>37014682
>and tried to hide the poop by eating it
>hide the poop by eating it
>by eating it
>eating it

>>37010057
>*crack big grin*
>slick back thick hair*
>"Good one old man! Nah I was just a little 'busy' with Rebecca, if you know what I mean."
>*wink at family*
>*do finger guns*
>"So what's cooking famm?"

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>>37010057
>tfw haven't seen my family for 7 years.

They made ir clear to me that they hated me.

>>37014933
God that hurt me on more than one level

>>37014916
I covered most with the rug but the rest was in ball form

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>>37010727
>360 degrees walk away
Never understood this, is this an ongoing meme or are people just this stupid

>>37010309
if you think bantz is mental abuse why in gods name are you here mcCucko?

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>>37014990
>in ball form

>>37015003
>namefag is not only new but also retarded
Who would have thought. This meme is probably way older than you are.

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>ask yes/no questions
>why do you answer with only yes or no anon?

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>>37013762
not the OP but implying that woman did any good parenting

>>37013032
you should kill yourself above all else

>>37010057
Fuck you nana, it wasn't funny the first time.

>>37010057
>do 360
>moonwalk outta there
>OOOOH!
>continue making remixes of michael jackson songs w/ loli sounds interspersed throughout

>>37010057
Break out flame thrower. Kill them with fire. Who's laughing now?

BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPP

PPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTttTttttttFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTFffffffffFffttfffffff

BRRRRRRRRT

CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW, WAGIES

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>making fun of me all the time
>dude why do you le never leave your room
normie critical thinking is like they aren't even human

They aren't trying to help anyone. They just want a laugh and your an easy target. What did your parents do to you to have that way of thinking? Call you a sissy to make you shut up?

Them being your family and taking care of you doesn't mean they can do whatever they want. Being grateful for that is a separate thing.
Anyways this is not the way to help someone. It's not helping anybody.

You were a fat loser and they bullied you to the great man you are now?