>haven't eaten in 4 days >open bedroom door to go

Shut up and eat your doubles

go downstairs and make some fucking food you retard

own that shit. make that fucking food right in front of them. you are the man of the house and you will shit all over their petty fucking conversation, whether they accept your hunger or not

>>37009788
get your social anxiety in check.

>oh, hello (mom's friends name). how have you been doing?
>carry convo while making your food
>finish making food
>nice to see you again
>go back upstairs
im a turbo autist and even i can navigate situations like this

Put some headphones on and pretend you're talking on the phone whilst you go down and make the food.

If your mum/her friend sees you, just shoot them a smile, gesture to your headphones, and roll your eyes back feigning annoyance at the urgency of the call. If you can't pull this off immaculately you're a lost cause.

>>37009816
>>37009857
>>37009902
i can't do this. i am sweating just thinking about it
i am weak

>>37009831
how?

>>37009788
I'm surprised you are alive.

>>37009912
Stop being a pussy and have some willpower. If you can't handle discomfort that mild you need medication.

>>37009788
text your mom to sneak a loaves of bread to your

>>37009788
Why haven't you eaten in 4 days friend? Please take care of yourself. Good luck.

>>37009912
i love you anon, I hope you acquire food soon

>>37009788
if you have a window and some cash, sneek out an go buy a pizza or something. Or you know, buy a pack of meatballs at your local grocery store

What was that meme about the anon who stalked another posted and there was a wierd video of fapping in a sock or something.

Hard to explain

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>>37009788

you are now aware of your facial movements and the way you walk

you now have forgotten where to direct eye contact

you have also forgotten the appropriate or normal level of speaking

>>37009857
no
preparing food and eating is so fucking embarrassing, i dont blame op for not wanting to be watched while doing this
you wouldn't want your mom and her friend talking in the bathroom while you're taking a shit either

If your mom hasn't checked that you have ate four days you really are fucked.

No wonder you have anxiety and low self esteem.

>>37009998
You could've got double quads if you were more evil

>>37009998
Manual breathing.

You can now see your nose and can't unsee

You head feels heavy. Remember to let that neck support it

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>>37009857
>oh, hello (mom's friends name). how have you been doing?
"Oh, Anon. Very well, thanks for asking! How have YOU been doing? Are you still studying? No? Well, where do you work then?"
>sweating intensifies
>spaghetti starts leaking out of pockets
>start running back to your room
>accidentally trip and fall breaking your right index and middle fingers
>adrenaline is rushing
>quickly get back up and pretend you're fine
>get to your room
>fingers hurt really bad
>can't even use the mouse anymore
>still hungry
>remember the leaking spaghetti
>pockets are empty
>all the spaghetti leaked out when you fell down

JUST

>>37009912
this faggot is LARPING watamote... are people really THIS antisocial?

>>37009788

time to teach that roastie bitch a lesson for letting her baby boy starve

since her friends in you can really show that whore up

Just yell out loud and proud "I an hungry mommy bring your beautiful boy some food now"

If she doesn't respond then you escalate the situation and start slamming your foot down or make any kind of ruckus

Allow her time however since it doesn't seem like you have asserted alpha control before and it will take her time to get in-line with you new found dominance, she will be likely embarrassed in the presence of another female but she will probably tow the line once she see what a real in-control male looks like

If she is stubborn of gives you any back chat finger guester to come closer as you start talking in a whisper then scream in that bitches ear that your fucking starving and to stop her clucking with her friend and fix you up a sandwhich

then latter on shit in her pillow case for good measure

>>37010105
obviously we don't all have social anxiety as bad as op but this is a fundamental /r9k/ feel and if you can't relate then you should fuck off

>>37010105

I sweat and shake when I go outside to the point where after an hr I can ring out my shirt in the bath tub

>>37010186
have you ever seen the anime watamote? thats literally u, HAHAHAH L fo' LOSA!!!

>>37010105
I'm not nearly as anti-social but I wouldn't normaly go and make food while my parents have guests in the dining room/kitchen, I'd just wait for them to leave since it would just feel awkward. 4 days without eating however is absurd and I would even walk down naked if I had to to get something to eat.

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>>37010105
Starving in your bedroom because theres people in the kitchen is pretty normal isnt it?

>>37010214

I don't watch anime, I used to move around constantly as a kid and started getting really anxious every new place

when I got into my 20s and moved out I had to move 4 more times, It really fucks with you nothing feels stable and people not being exactly reliable or having any consistently ontop of that now makes me really nervous

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>>37010105
You do realize what board you're on, right? And actually, this is a common thing.

>>37010285
being a antisocial fagget
>normal

AHHAhahajJAJjjJjajajajaj FREAKIN TOMOKO LARPER LEL!!! fugging LEEEEEL my sideds

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ITT: "lol just grow some hands faggot lol"

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>>37010299
Yes, being antisocial is quite common. Are you okay?

>>37010345
>literally starving yourself to avoid conversation

No OP, don't worry it's all normal! Everyones like that!

Stop enabling this fuckin LOSA.

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>>37010381
I am just going to reply to you from now on with smug anime girls with pasta so i can avoid the robot

>>37010409
Why, trying to avoid conversation like OP? Gonna starve yourself too pussy? HAHAHAHAH fuckin big ass L for LOOOOOSSAAAAAAHHHh

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>>37010430
>girl wants me to go in her room
>think it is time
>hear fapping noises
>..
>mom into succubus
>girl comes in
>asks me
>mom into succubus
>hear fapping noises

mmh, a nice original post for robot-san please stop fucking muting me

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>>37010484
REEEEE I'M SO HUNGRY! REEEE! I CAN'T SOCIALIZE LIKE A NORMAL PURRRRRSON *cries* I'll just starve myself until she leaves! *stomps feet*

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M GONNA POST ON R9K!

>it's ok OP it's perfectly normal
>its ok OP everyone starves themselves to avoid conversation

>someone calls OP out on bullshit
>HURRY SPAM HIM WITH COPYPASTA SO OP DOESNT KILL HIMSELF

>>37009788
Order something?

>>37010549
I can't even imagine being this upset over something like this

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>>37010549

Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
He wasn't alone.
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
They are not my friends.
Don't worry, no charge for them.
And why would I want them?
They were trying to grab your prize. They work for the mercenary. The mosquito man.
Bane?
Aye...
Get 'em on board - I'll call it in.
*vruuummmmmooonnonmom*
The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here, But only one of you!
First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
Who paid you to grab dr. Pavel?!
*B AN G*
He didn't fly so good. Who's next?!
Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask?!
Lotta' loyalty for a hired gun!
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
At least you can talk. Who are you?
It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is are keikaku (translaters note: keikaku means plan)
No-one cared who I was until I put on the mask...
If I pull that off, will you die?
It would be extremely painful.
You're a big guy.
For you.
*vrumumumumooooom*
Was getting caught part of your plan?
Of course!
*vrummmooooooooooooooom*
Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Nothing! I said nothing!
*vruuuuumoommmmon*
Well congratulations, you got yourself caught.
Sir?!
Now what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this plane...
...With no survivors!
*pew pew pew vrooum pew pew whreeeew blaatthaeth wrrrooogoh*
Internel dialouge: "No, this can't be happening, I'm in charge here!"
No, they expect one of us in the wreckage, brother!
Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises!
*Dr, Pavel squirms and cries*
Calm down, doctor, now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

>>37009788
I can relate, anon. My mom and brother decided to start flatting 6 months back. Although I don't live with them, I will usually come over during the weekends. The flat mates are cool n' all, but I find it hard to make conversation and do things when they're near me. Will only eat at midnight, barely communicate with them, lock myself in their spare bedroom fapping.

Jesus. Why are you so afraid? I can guarantee you your mothers friend (and more than likely your mother) doesnt give a fuck. Except for the fact that you may interrupt a private discussion. But fuck them. You havent eaten in days. Slink in, get da food, slink out. If she notices you, say hi and go on your merry way.

>>37010214
You're a stupid guy