Greetings, wagie. It appears we have crossed paths yet again at the beginning of a day's journey. No doubt, mine will be filled with compelling action and profound depth that reaches the core of what it means to be human. And no doubt, you shall continue to slave away in a career you do not care for, spending the majority of your income on resources I obtain for free, with your mind and body too exhausted to engage in anything approaching fulfilling. Truly, a human life wasted. 'Tis a sad sight.
Oh, what's that? Now now, remember our little rule: No talkie 'till I've had my coffee!
I have three girlfriends and every single one of them has swallowed my cum.
>>37004103
Might I be able to speak now sir? Have you finished your coffee?
>>37004103
Its 10pm at night neetcuck, maybe you'd be able to notice that if your circadian rythm hadn't been destroyed by months of staying up fapping to anime
>>37004154
Go take your meds, wagie, they're not real
>>37004154
Then what the hell are you doing on this board?
>>37004173
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
*sluuurp*
Not quite, there's still a bit left in this one.
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*
In fact, I think I'd like another! Patience, now, wagie. You will be able to speak eventually.
>>37004213
Just the usual sir?
>>37004237
Didn't I tell you not to speak? There goes your tip. Speak again and I'm calling the manager.
I bet you're a fucking communist you fucking faggot.
>>37004264
You smug son of a bitch, I won't just sit here and watch as you devour this poor wage slave.
>>37004264
*nods silently and brings you your drink*
>>37004213
Such a shame that he is such a slave to his addiction that he is unable to have a normal conversation until he gets his morning fix.
>>37004329
That's it, I can't finish this. Wagie! Oh wagieeeee! Clean up my mess, will you! On your knees now, step to it! They don't pay you $8.50 an hour to stand around and chat, so get to it!
>>37004354
Wagie please, I won't be partaking in any kind of conversation until I've had my morning coffee, could you refrain from uttering a single word to me until I give you the leave to do so?
>>37004382
Poor little addicted NEET, unable to function until the chemicals have entered his bloodstream.
>>37004361
Oh I am so btfo'd. Fuck me neet.
>>37004338
Excellent. Prepare my fourth, fifth, and sixth cups while you're at it. I'm writing another movement to my symphony tonight, so make it a doubleshot.
>>37004361
*nods silently and cleans up your mess*
>>37004191
Maybe he's in Europe?
>>37004450
Here you go sir
>*sets down mugs*
Will that be all?
>>37004103
I actually like this meme and will be saving these pepes
>>37004354
>>37004411
Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave
>>37004598
He's in Denmark
>>37004195
I like the smugness on this pepe
>>37004450
that much caffeine is unhealthy
t. neetcuck