ITT: FIND REAL ROBOT FRIENDS AGE: HOBBIES/INTERESTS: MBTI: WHY

23
none
INTP
see above

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>>37003014
>19
>vidje, old movies, history, bass/guitar
>INTP
>im socially aspie, can't talk to other sex, p insecure, etc.

tfw

>>37003014
Oohh mbti now.

>26
>anime/music/books/games/fitness
>ISTJ
>I like memes and remembering life as a 20 year old suicidally depressed loser

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>>37003014
32
smoking weed
INTP
autistic beta

18
Almost all of them except degenerate or manchild activities
ENTJ
For mbti threads and the occasional gf thread

> 20
> 4chan
> infp
> have no friends, no gf, virgin etc

>>37003014
>age
20
>hobbies
gardening, vidya but they depress me more now
>interests
astronomy, half-closetted white supremacy, history, aeronautics
>MBTI
INTP
>why am I here
It's a crowd that acknowledges male emotion. And I love to hate the originality filter. Maybe /pol/ should try one to ward off shills.

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>Age
25
>Hobbies/Interests
Irrelevant
>MTBI
INTJ (But also irrelevant)
>Why are you on /r9k/?
Bipolar, alcoholic, emotionally distant party boi

Ideally I'm looking for people to message me at least once a day at any time "kill yourself" because dying pretty takes a lot of effort and I need the motivation.

Serious inquiries only. Thank you and Jah Bless : ^ )

Discord: dead boi#4893

>>37003014
>19
>vidya, coding, movies, psychology, reading
>INTJ
>I relate a little too much to these threads

20 (wow, I almost put 19, almost forgot about my birthday)
Reading and lifting weights mostly. Almost done Moby Dick, just finished the Odyssey, wanna started reading some plato after.
Haven't done the test in a while but I think I'm intp
On r9k cause I'm a hkv robot and empathize with you guys

>28
>none... tv? I'll talk about yours though
>dont believe it
>I can't connect to anyone and have 1 friend who pities me

AGE: Turn 19 next month
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: video games and some comics
MBTI: ISTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: Kissless virgin, crippling anxiety, OCD, cant talk to girls, cant even talk to tinder matches, NEET

discord: Dillhen#1332

Age: 19
Hobbies: History, movies, Paleontology
ENTP (a nice, introspective ENTP)
I'm here because this is the only place I can relate to. Strip away everything a man has and the people here are what you get. Very real.

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AGE:
>20
HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
>drawing, playing shit vidya, masturbating furiously and fantasizing about cock, smoking, being dead inside
MBTI:
If you take this seriously just go to sleep and never wake up.
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
Watered down /b/

>>37003014
>20
>Reading, Watching 70//80's films, anime, Some video games (mostly just Runescape), hiking.
>ISTJ
>It's my home board.

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>>37003014
AGE: 21
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Music Composition/Production, Filmmaking, Chinktoons
MBTI:INFP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: Can't relate to normies/hopefully make robofriends.

StudioHyperion #7991

>>37003014
>age
18
>Hobbies/interests
Lifting, walking, listening to music, -feeling-
>mbti
ENFP
>why are you here
When I was 14 I learned of this place for depressed losers, and I thought I'd fight right in there. Now I'm less of a loser and less depressed but I still feel at home here

>>37003747

wanna get high and masturbate furiously

>>37003736
Id like to be your friend, I am this anon:>>37003816

>>37003014
20
Exessive amounts of porn, not leaving my room, vidya ect
Infp
Looser ect ect

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>>37003223
I'm see you are a man of fine taste
what's your discord?

>>37003014
19
Getting high and making money
I don't know
It passes the down time/ sometimes entertaining

>>37003816
You like bodybuilding or powerlifting?
I'm trying to get motivated to powerlift.

>>37003926
I've competed in the USAPL (the only legit powerlifting fed) and gotten a wilks score of 331 - that means I'm not too strong.

But hey, it was my first comp and I'm pretty new to this. Going for a 400 squat and 240 bench at 163 bodyweight soon :)

>>37003973
Still better than me esp. at 18

>tfw tried to go bear mode
>tfw cancelled gym membership and am just fat

what is your body weight btw?

>>37003014
AGE: 19

HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Going on /pol/ and reddit. I have a guitar that I occasionally strum chords on. I know 6 chords. I follow current events pretty extensively. Right now I'm trying the learn the location of every country on Earth. After I'll learn all of its capitals. I'm in 2nd year electrical engineering

MBTI: It's nonsense

WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: I don't go on /r9k/ much anymore. I came to check if someone responded to a post here where I was mocking wagecucks

>>37004021
Currently I'm around 155 in the morning. My best lifts out of comp are 215 bench, 380 deadlift and 365 squat at 147 bodyweight. Haven't maxed in a while and am gaining some weight so good things should be on the way

Don't skip out on the gym anon, it's good to go. It lets out the sadness and makes you feel better, plus it has the added benefit of making you look better

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>>37003881
d-disc-cord?

>speaking
>to another person
>not through text
>willfully

fucking autism man. also azusa best grill

>AGE:
22
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Instruments, Films, books, & gardening
>MBTI:
INTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
Years of habit

>>37004126
become my bestfriend you lolicon faggot

you don't have a choice

>>37004072
Chads are actually super nice at the gym and want to make it an environment where anyone can lift.

It's the Stacies at my gym that make it hell. To them it's not about getting a good pump or making gains. They ruin the environment for people that want to actually work out.

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>>37004168
ok but no fucking normie discord

>>37004224
You got a MAL?

https://myanimelist.net/profile/ISOCHA

>>37004217
Just stare at their asses like I do anon, and ignore them when you wanna do your set

Which anon here are you?

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>>37004262
no. i hate to break it to you but i'm an anime pleb. only watched 5 or 6 of them

>>37004325
Well, what do you have than?
A last.fm, a gmail?

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AGE: 19
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: self loathing, anime, vid game
MBTI: ISTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: khv neet

>>37003014
dont post gender
kys

22 fembot
art, vidya, movies
INFP-T
looking for orbiters

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>>37004370
[email protected]

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>>37004464
does the t stand for transbian, bro

>>37004464
>INFP
>looking for orbiters
Doesnt sound INFP to me anon, aren't you guys supposed to be caring and nice

>>37004292
I'm this fag
>>37003778

I can't focus with them leaving the weights everywhere, talking at the top of their lungs, and making my beta self uncomfortable.

It's like a small fitness center. So I being one of the people that could lift the most and high body fat I get a lot of stares from stacies (not the good kind.)

>>37003014
20
Hobbies are /out/ type stuff but I don't have time, money, or friends so I sit at home all day
INFP-T
highschool dropout khv and NEET with no friends, social skills, or any skills at all really

19, M
Philosophy/music/games/history
INTP
This board is a beautiful mess.
Though I'm an INTP, I'm a dom/brat tamer. Makes for some interesting experiences.

>>37004510
Unhealthy INFPs can be attention seeking cunts too

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>>37004464
do you use orbiters for self validation or for gifts
i can only do the first one

18
Cars, music, technology
INTP
Idk I always feel like shit about everything I try to do and I can bitch about it here. I guess I'm "depressed" or something.

I live in Jacksonville fucking Florida and I want to die.

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>>37004464
>when you thought you'd do anything for a gf
>wrong
still dont want to be a fucking orbitrer

>>37004539
HEY add me on discord anon

We can talk there

>>37004510
I'm caring and nice, you just have to get to know me first.
desu the 'looking for orbiters' was just bait, I'm looking for one guy only. right now I'm completely friendless. online and offline.
>>37004495
what?

>>37003014

>23
>anime, video games, sometimes lit when I can be bothered, math, some other crap I do as a passing fad occasionally
>INTJ last time I checked years ago
>NEET, pretty damn mentally ill (bipolar disorder), asperger's, dyspraxia causing me to be clumsy physical retard on top of mental retard

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>>37004645
whatever, post contact

>>37004645
Oh, sorry I'm just acoustic and don't get sarcasm lel. If that's the case then, maybe we should be friends. I'm this anon btw: >>37003816

>>37004370
>>37004472
y no, anon?

>>37003014
>AGE:
28
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Reading Wikipedia, shitposting, doing game-ified online self study things like Duolingo and KhanAcademy
>MBTI:
INTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I have no way of making friends in real life because I never had any and don't know what it means to be one so I look here to learn what I should not be doing. That was my thought process and expectation 5 years ago. I have now cultivated an irrational desire to find a fat girl to befriend in order to help her turn her life around with discipline and a proper diet, just to see if it's true that most fat women can be beautiful if they just stay thin.

>>37003355
>almost all
>almost all the hobbies and interests except things /pol/ doesn't like

wew

If you fuckers are going to start talking to Discord, post link. I'm not an autistic fuck, you people probably need that to have a productive conversations

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>>37004464
>try to create pure land for robots to become friends
>some dumb roastie cunt has to ruin it by yelling out she has a vagina instead of any other value a person can have

You had your chance fembots.
Robots will reclaim the holy land with blood and fire.

Jesus christ... I can't even imagine what it must be like to have literally no friends irl. How does one even accomplish that? Even the weird fuckers I know have friends.

>>37003014
This isn't /soc/. Can the mods PLEASE enforce this rule?

>>37004671
>majority of text is unreadable jpeg artifacts
this image blue-balled me wtf anon

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>AGE:
19
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Music production, drawing, writing, driving, fighting.
>MBTI:
ENTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
used to come here a lot for self study and look for other people to work with/ gain new ideas.

>>37003014
>AGE:
22
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Vidya, animu, cartoons and all kinds of escapist media, urban exploration, museums, learning random and useless facts. I'm a complete pleb in everything, though.
>MBTI:
INTP, not surprisingly.
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
KHV at 22.

I consider myself a somewhat likable person, but I never have luck making friends online. I wish I could talk to someone I could relate to in Latin America.

>>37004694
What languages are you learning on Duolingo anon?

>>37003843
ok anon, you got an email?

>>37004645
You just had to derail the entire thread so you could get attention for being a female.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

add me on discord

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>>37004753
shit i didnt realize the quality was so shit. I found that on lolcow

18
Making angry rap songs on Soundcloud
INTJ
I don't have any real friends

>Age
27
>Hobbies/Interests
Fitness, hip-hop/rap, politics, religion and retro video games.
>MBTI
ISTJ
>Why are you on /r9k/?
Boredom.

I don't talk much, don't have any interesting stories to tell and like to keep things as simple as possible.

>>37004026
>EE grad
>laughing at wagecucks

>>37004780
this is a better quality image, glad you have learnt your lesson

>>37004774
My Skype is snnd100, I prefer Skype but if you must go by email it is [email protected]

>>37004699
I do like films and stuff like psychology which /pol/ or nu /pol/ is averse of

>>37004645
Why would you post gender if you aren't actually looking for orbiters?

If you really wanted friends you wouldn't of put fembot.

>>37003014
Age 26 years old
I like all types of stuff and animu and music.

>>37004869
nah was laughing at
>all hobbies
implies you collect stamps, knit, cook, do blacksmithing, every single martial art, hobbies not only known to dolphins

>>37004773
Russian, German, French, Vietnamese, Hebrew, Spanish, and Portuguese. I'm at 60%+ fluency for all of them according to the site but that's a load of shit because I can't communicate to save my life. I can read and listen pretty well though and have a trip planned to travel Russia taking the Trans Siberian so I'm placing a greater emphasis on that for the next 2 months.

If I wasn't such a complete faggot I'd ask you for your ID and offer mine to be friends and track each other's challenges. Also you should stick with it since they're starting to do live meetup language groups and it sounds like a lot of people connect through it even though I always turn them down due to anxiety.

>>37003014
>AGE:
28
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Science, technology, anime
>MBTI:
INTP/J depending on test
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I'm surrounded by old people irl and don't have anyone my age to talk to. Also I was a neet 5 years ago or so

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>>37004733
That's it normie.
Stand and tremble at the depth of abyss.
We all die with no friends irl.

>>37004671
>>37004777
>>37004717
>>37004691
>>37004603
are you:
>over 18 and under 25?
>clingy and friendless?
>loyal/not orbiting other girls?
>not a weeb?
>NEET or at least not a wagecuck?
>from north america?
If so contact me [email protected]

>>37004888
I'm looking for a bf

>>37004941
I was being vague you autist.

>>37004694
>I have now cultivated an irrational desire to find a fat girl to befriend in order to help her turn her life around with discipline and a proper diet
h-h-hello...

>>37004985
>over 18 and under 25?
>clingy and friendless?
>loyal/not orbiting other girls?
>not a weeb?
>NEET or at least not a wagecuck?
>from north america?

Found a roastie to ruin NEET's psychological lives

>>37004985
>pure friendland post
>don't post gender to avoid orbiting
>"looking for bf"

roastie logic at it's maximum capacity

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>>37004985
emailed you but i forgot my email username is stupid

>18
>music/art/vidya/weeb shit
>INFP
>insecure, depressed, social anxiety, y'know, the usual
in a nutshell, what i'm looking for is a friend with whom to achieve some level of p l a t o n i c emotional intimacy, someone to be there for me when i need support and someone whom i can be there for when they need support...
that honestly seems a bit much to ask, but i gues it's worth a shot
discord: Jerru#7827

>>37005172
Hey man, I'm willing to listen to your problems and offer help but I probably won't be able to be there for you 24/7

>>37005172
OP here
Literally why I started this entire thread.
INFP in need of people to help him escape his own thoughts

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>>37004945
I'm studying two of those languages too, but at university. How did you decide on what languages to learn? How do you have so much time? My limit is 3.

>24
>none
>INFP
>crashed my life with no survivors hahahaha
>looking for emotional parasitism and dubious suicide pacts

>>37005301
Could've put
>browsing this shit site
as a hobby

>>37003014
>age
20
>hobbies/interests
Vidya games, playing/listening to music, recently got into drawing
>mbti
INFP
>why im here?
Its 11pm and I ain't got shit to do

>>37003014
>AGE:
19
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
music, guitar, vidya
>MBTI:
INTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I'm a depressed loser who hates life, why else would I be here? I originally came here a few years ago because I thought this place would be the hotspot for greentext stories.

>>37005467
Yeah there's not really that many greentext stories anymore.

>>37005502
Yeah, I'd leave this place but you know, "You're here forever."

>>37005514
Can't get out of the seventh layer of hell.

>>37005297
I chose Russian and German because of the women and they're fun, for lack of a better word. The romance languages come naturally after you get immersed into one, the rest will follow. I began with Spanish since I knew it would then be easy to branch into both French and Portuguese thereafter, and Italian follows French. Hebrew because I want to know if I'm getting swindled at a bank, and Vietnamese because it's the newest offering and I wanted something new to get my lingot fix.

Which two languages are you taking? It's different when you're learning then in an academic setting for the purpose of earning a grade, as opposed to the desire to learn and challenge yourself intellectually. At a certain point it should become more than just translating words and substituting a foreign grammar for your own.

At the very least, I hope you aren't being a little bitch and treating it like a chore. We all have the same amount of hours, minutes, and seconds in a day. I work a full-time job while taking 3 classes too. I set my app to the casual setting to drill lessons in the smallest 10-word increments to accommodate my schedule and still manage to grind out over 200 exp a day. Get to it.

>>37005528
lel. Maybe I actually did kill myself at one point and this is my hell.

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>Age:22

>Hobbies: Sailing, boxing, Filipino dirty boxing, Shooting, hiking and backpacking, cars and motorsports, rock climbing, reading, piano, guitar

>ENFP

>I browse r9k because I get lonely

>>37005542
If only that were the case my man.

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>20
>vidya/retro vidya/arcade games, music
>INFP
>Autistic NEET

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>22
>Vidya, movies and shows, my doggo, politics
>ENTP
>Mass amounts of feels

>>37005533
>I chose Russian and German because of the women
Ah, men.

What fluency are you at all of these languages? I've tried Duolingo before when I was self-studying, personally I'm not a big fan, even for revision purposes.

>Which two languages are you taking?
I study Russian at university and German outside of it. Also studying moon runes.

>It's different when you're learning then in an academic setting for the purpose of earning a grade, as opposed to the desire to learn and challenge yourself intellectually. At a certain point it should become more than just translating words and substituting a foreign grammar for your own.
I realised that a while ago. I was reluctant to start studying them formally because I don't like the grade factor, but I don't enjoy anything else really so I might as well.

>I hope you aren't being a little bitch and treating it like a chore.
Why would I bother studying something I don't enjoy? Pointless.

>taking 3 classes too
What languages are you taking the classes for?

>>37003014

>AGE: 20

>HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Vidya, Anime,Movies, Literature, Tanks, History, Guns, Craftsmanship, etc.

>MBTI: INTJ

>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: Anxiety, alcoholism, Active Smoker, depression, my life's a fucking mess, i have no job, and i can relate to the other faggots in this board.

47
Vintage tunage, old machinery, literature, military history, food, wine, rugby.
INTP
4Chins provided much of the source material for my master's dissertation. I quite enjoyed bits of it and visited from time to time for pleasure, that's probably limited to r9k now... And indeed to the Britfeel thread.

>>37003014
>AGE: 25
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS: anime, music, books, vidya
>MBTI: ISTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
hoping to find qt fembot gf eventually

>19
>vidya, anime, manga, drawing, guitar
>INFP
> virgin, depressed as shit, no chance of getting gf or friends

>>37005743
>What fluency are you at all of these languages? I've tried Duolingo before when I was self-studying, personally I'm not a big fan, even for revision purposes.
According to Duo my Russian is at 72%, lowest is Vietnamese at 61%. It's not the best (especially with most of the value coming from user submitted comments for clarity an explanations), but it makes the most of integrated SRS to drill thousands of vocabulary that I would otherwise have to track and setup myself for all of these different languages. I was considering getting certifications but it seems like anything less than fluency is pointless.

>I study Russian at university and German outside of it. Also studying moon runes.
Ayyy great minds. Oddly enough with all the time I've spent on this site I never had an immediate desire for the runes and it sits pretty low on my priority list for the time being. Seems like you're getting a good diversity of exposure.

>What languages are you taking the classes for?
I would not pay tuition to learn a language at this point. I'm enrolled in a JD/MBA program and my courses are International Commercial Arbitration, Mergers and Acquisitions, and Securities Regulation.

You have a good disposition anon, I wish you well in life and hope we cross paths again.

>AGE:
19
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
weeb stuff, drawing
>MBTI:
intj
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
despite living in normie central (nyc) i can't make a single friend and barely leave the house. i come here to practice talking to people.

>>37005467
What kind of music do you like? I think you sound cool anon

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AGE: 27
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Anime, manga, film, literature, history, gaymen, 4chan, some sports, news/topical discussion in general
MBTI: INTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: I'm a fuck-up in general. Horrible childhood that has scarred me for life. The only people I truly seem to get along with are dysfunctional.

>>37006164
I will come to you. I'm in St. Mark's. Give address.

>>37006553
Not the anon but that sounds like an easy way to die lmao

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>AGE:
21
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Hmm.
Video Games/Anime/DBS/Young adult novels/FFXIV
MBTI:INTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I don't know at this point, but it seems I'm stuck here.

I'd like some people I can learn to care about n' stuffs (and vice versa)

Discord:Jessviel#6978

>>37006572
if you really wanted to kill yourself you could just post your address and some serial killer is bound to come kill you

>>37003014
>AGE:19
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:bikes,cars,cats
>MBTI:ISTP-A
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: shitposting and to feel better about myself

Age: 21
Hobbies/Interests: Building electronics, video games, warhammer, reading, studying.
MBTI: INTJ
Why am I here? Curiosity I guess.

22
movies, hiking, soccer, theatre, music, reading
INFP
Depression, lack of gf right now
Oregon

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> 21
> music production, programming, /fitlit/
> intj
> came here when I was younger and sadder and never left

>20
>fanfiction, vidya, animu, gymnastics, ballet
>INTJ, though I haven't taken the test in years
>because I've been going to 4chan since I was 15, hard to shake it off, and I like it here

Any fellow gaybots want to be friends?

>>37008190
What kind of vidya and animu then? Where u located at?

>>37008235
Currently mostly TBC WoW on Hellfire and Sniper Elite 4. And RO2 on and off.
This season I'm watching Little Witch Academia, SnK S2 and Yuri Kuma Arashi since I've been meaning to watch that for some time now.
And I'm from Austria.
What about you anon?

>>37008257
I used to play CSGO, Various mobas and ARMA 3. Ive tested RO2 but it was a long time ago. I watch anime, but mostly movies and try to avoid the generic stuff. (except Code geass S3 get hype). Im from Sweden, I was just curious since your interests reminded me of another person.

>>37008327
Ah okay, fair enough anon

>>37003014
> 23
> Literature, foreign languages, translation, philosophy, gym
> ENFJ
> Research

>>37004945
Wow that's really cool anon, how are your Vietnamese and Hebrew? I want to learn them too but I'm currently busy learning two Slavic languages and I'm chicken to try something non Indo-European at the same time.

20
Obscure video games, general /g/ shit, Anime and Manga. Mostly I just want someone whos into this kind of shit as much as I am.
INTP-T
r9k is pretty unique in the blend of humour and real discussion going on. Most people here can relate to each other in some way, makes for a nice sense of community even through the aggressiveness and anonymity.

>>37008669

What are some obscure games you enjoy?

>>37008706
Can't say, they're too obscure. I mean I literally can't say, they can't be pronounced/written because top obscure

>>37008706
In the last couple days I've finally figured out how to use retroarch properly to emulate PS1 games so I played a bit of vib-ribbon and bust-a-groove. anything that presents something new I'm interested in.
>>37008740
Quit trying to trick people. IP counters are a thing.

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digging deep for memes and music, criminal history/serial killers, plus lewd
ISFJ
>tfw am The Protector but nobody to protect
because it's bulk entertainment and i love the rawness of it all, it really speaks to me. that and the madhouse atmosphere

doc shifty#1232

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>22
>Music, video games, comics, animu, banjo, being a wage cuck
>that shit is for fags
>Because I hate myself and want to be surrounded by like minded individuals

>>37008765

I always wanted to play Vib-Ribbon. I still remember this old game magazine review for it, there were 4 reviewers and I think 2 of them gave it low scores and the other two gave it super high scores, so that divisiveness really caught my attention. I collect PS1 games. Thanks for the response.

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21
MMOs mainly WoW, League and RS3, animes where I can relate to the character (e.g Yuno from Future Diary), working out and cooking.
INTJ-T
I stumbled upon it one day when I was browsing /adv/ and thought these people were just like me so why not stick around

20
Not much, video games, board games, card games, game games.
Idk, I get a new one every week, mostly I/ENTP but sometimes I can INFP, got INFJ once even.
General boredom

>>37008844
How the fuck can you relate to Yuno?

>>37008966
Obsessive and possessive of my partner, willing to do anything and everything for them, etc..

>>37003014
18
vidya, music, film
INTP
it's fun

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AGE:18
HOBBIES/INTERESTS:some video games, fencing, exercising
MBTI:INTP-T
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:I have no social skills and I hate most women

>>37003820
Yeah sure why not. Discord or Skype or something?

>>37008844
hey i play rs3 too, contact?

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>Age
23
>Hobbies
some anime, some programming programing, gaming
>MBTI
ISFP
>Why am I here?
I feel lonely and try to find way to deal with it here. Also feel at home here because of like minded people.

>AGE:
24

>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Programming
Writing / Anime
Casual MMOs (I farm herbs for fun)
Manga

>MBTI:
ENTJ

>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I can't remember.
Joined some day in the past and never left.

>>37004985
>from north america?
FUK
FUK
FUK
FUCK

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Age
>19
Hobbies
>Learning japoonese (I don't like anime shit though)
>Listening to /mu/core
>Code
>Dreaming about being free from work
MemeBTI
>INTP
Why am I here
>Got bored with no friends real life or online

Feeling bad today cause I really should have got something for mum but couldn't gather up the will to walk to the store or the effort to pick out something. Anyone else?

22

dunno

intp

to find traps

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I'm a loser and a shut in
Age:21
Hobbies: drawing terribly, vidya,weeb shit, music, etc
Mbti: INTJ

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>>37011776
You're cool, not a loser.

>>37003014
>AGE:
24
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
vidya, animu, science n shit
>MBTI:
INTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
Because i think everyday about ending my miserable existence but by coming here and seeing all the pathetic fuckups complaining about
>tfw no gf
makes me feel better about myself, boosting my ego, thus enabling me to shitpost and mock any and everyone just for the sake of destruction and chaos. I have no hope to find friends on here because the lots of you are genetic and social failures, failed normies and you don't care about having a genuine bond with another human being but your only care in the world is to satisfy your egotistical need to socialize like the social mammals you all are. No one here is a robot. All normies in disguise who think that here might be the place they get praised for being such fuckups, because the real world is such a scary and unforgiving place.
Well, let me say this: I do not forgive, i do not care, I'm an Apache Attack Helicopter and i will shoot you on sight, you privileged meatbags.

>>37003014
>Age
25
>Hobbies/Interests
Watching horror/thriller movies, eating, baking, and hiking
>MTBI
INFJ aka emotional sponge
>Why are you on r9k
gaybot friendless khv. I work night shift so it is super hard to make friends. Kind of a recluse.

>>37003014
>24
>Programming, vidya (Persona 4 Golden right now, just beat Persona 5), collecting records
>ISTJ
>I've been posting here since /r9k/ was first made, it's a habit at this point, also I like traps

>>37008227

depends, are you cute roblox

18
Vidya, movies, music, reading, manga, and playing guitar
INFP
Boredom and interest of other peoples problems

>>37003014

Age 20
INTP
On R9K because /b/ is kill

Hobbies and interests include (to varying degrees):
Martial arts, basketball, lifting, /fa/, philosophy, rock/metal/trap music, creative writing, wishing I could draw, LOTR, vidya games, debates/lectures, fiction, drinking

18
vidya
INTP
the lulz

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>>37003014
24
Politics, /herp/, history, some vidya not too often.
INFJ
It has funny threads

18
Movies,porn, tv series, music, anime? Just seen one about girls in school in a band. It was alright.
Just took the test. INFP-T. Seems like i'm a hippie that doesn't like to talk to people.
A link sent me here. It was one of the few boards I haven't checked out and after a while it seems like people are really nice here

>>37006198
I don't know if you're still here but I like all kinds of genres. My niche genre would be emo/midwest-emo though. Stuff like American Football to Midwest Penpals, etc.

>>37013832
If you like midwest-emo check out Modest Mouse's second album:
https://youtu.be/OjecIllOEio

>>37013984
Yeah I've listened to a little bit of Modest Mouse. There used to be this girl that covered songs and her videos were passed around on /mu/ and her cover of that song is what introduced me to the band. She was super qt too.

>>37014027
I know exactly which video you're talking about lol. For real though, Modest Mouse's first two albums are right up your alley:
https://youtu.be/lGwKXzH6tZY

>>37014082
Yeah, I guess I'll take some time and delve into them. Thanks anon

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>>37003014
>age:
30
>hobbies/interests:
drawing, painting, animation, I know literally every cartoon not as much anime but a little. Adult swim rocks, Rick and morty and invader zim are my favs. Im looking for someone who wants to create art with me. I paint, draw, and digital paint. I have ideas that you are going to have to go along with. Recent idea has to do with the end of the world and a total twist on the Christian mythos of it. I also need musicians eventually if I'm gonna animate shit. I really like felix colegrave's double king too. Anything thats demented but mixed with those hypnotic pastel colors.
I can go on and on about movies, tv, books, I like sci fi and fantasy the most. A bit of surreal and psychedelic in there too. I can also talk a LOT about painters. giger and beksinski are my favs. I like a lot of late 90s movies that are nostalgic for someone my age like The neverending story and the dark crystal.
I do play a little bit of vidya games too very casually. I have steam.
I also think that drugs when used CORRECTLY and with humble reverence can be good for creativity. I don't do it to party cos I am a complete loser have no one to party with. So I consider psychedelics and psychology and philosophy as part of my interests. With Alan watts being a God/hero to me.
I like music a LOT but harder for me to discuss it because I was always a loser
>MBTI:
INFP supposedly but it's like asking what my sign is it's a little pointless but kind of fun.
>Why are you on /r9k/:
I'm NEET (didn't go to college), I'm pretty sure I'm literally autistic, I've been on 4chan since the start but got sick of /b/ I barely ever come here because it depresses me so I'm trying to do irl stuff which means more art. Also I used to be much harder on myself and other people, so I USED to be more like a typical robot which means greasy/never bathes, mean/judgmental, salty/bitter at people. I'm chill now tho. A true non normie doesn't give a fuck about anything superficial.

>>37014274
I use skype, steam, and discord.

AGE: 21
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: fencing, archery, comics, renn faire shit, vidya, writing, painting
MBTI: INTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: nostalgia

>age
23
>hobbies
Firearms, Vidya, Tabletop, Drawing
>MBTI
ENTP
>Why are you here
I feel as though the person I am around other people is very fake and manipulative. I don't have to be the guy who's good at talking, and I can just enjoy listening to anon's ideas.

>>37003014
>22
>cars, firearms, blacksmithing (learning)
>ISTJ
>just looking for somewhere to relate to

>>37010568
wait hold on. You play MMOs casually and find gathering herbs as fun?

woah

19
animu, vidya, drawing monster girls, hardcore electronic music, skiing
INTP
r9k brings slight comfort to being lonely even if i lurk most of the time only. its easier to observe others than talk myself

>20
>music, cartoons, movies
>INFJ
>autism and social isolation

>>37004694
Same hobbies/interests! Do you want to be friends?

>>37010568
Wait a sec in what game do you farm herbs or do you mean irl?

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>>37003014
Age: 18
Hobbies:Video games, I enjoy history but I am somewhat dumb in it, cartoons
INTP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: I like the community for some reason and I somewhat dislike people.

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>>37003014
tfw a girl will never look at you like that

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>>37003014
>Age
19
>Hobbies/Interests
Vandalism ,Vidya, anime , horror films
>MBTI
INTP
>Why are you on /r9k/?
You guys are my only friends.

>>37003014
>22
>drawing/music/editing media/and mostly vidya
>ISFP
>0 social skills, vvvvirgin, insecure af, etc

>>37015902
awwwwww

I fucking hate you too

>>37015902
Same my dude.
Oreoginal

>>37015336
originally post originally original info

>>37015902
Can you show us or tell us about any vandalism you've done?

Tfw your post gets no replies.

>>37015902
>Vandalism
Sorry I don't befriend blacks.

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29

Videya, cats

enfp

no friends, no job, health issues, autism, enjoy reading alternative perspectives and humor, can relate to a lot of stuff on here

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Tfw your post gets no replies in this thread.
Top kek senpai.

>>37016293
Nice try fbi

Shitposting aside I don't take pictures. Ever. I loathe cameras and images of myself. But since you're curious I work with stencils and spray paint. But lately anti-fa has showed up in my community and I've been tearing down their shit and painting over their filth.

>>37016392
Eh. You cant really attract people with the stuff op asked to post. Its just a sort of venting opportunity.
I posted yesterday, got nothing, but why should that bother me when no one else did either.

It is what it is.

>>37016310
I'm not a nigger though. I just happen to live an incredibly sheltered life and I sometimes get the urge to go out at night.

>>37016443
>I loathe cameras and images of myself.
So, you are vandalism...? Cos that's what I asked for pics of.

>>37016443
You don't sound like a real artist or anything. Just a douchebag.

>>37016469
>why should that bother me when no one else did either.
People only want to post about themselves while never reading or replying to anyone elses posts(?)

>>37005410
more of a habit than a hobby
my eyes glaze over and I go on autopilot while I'm here
hobbies should do the opposite

>>37003014
22.
None really. Used to draw.
Not into pseudopsychology.
Don't have access to the computer.

AGE: 18
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: films, music, books, working out,
MBTI: istp
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: khv, neet & i have no friends

>>37016597
Yeah evidently. Do you feel this is a problem? That it affects you?

>>37003014
>ITT: FIND REAL ROBOT FRIENDS

>AGE: 18
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Retro technology, video games, music/music production, pro wrestling, digital art, anime
>MBTI: INTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I have no real friends. Looking to find someone to talk to regularly.

My discord is CaptainMurphy#3487
Kik is bigmeltz

>>37016743
Literally 0 friendenings occurred again in yet another of these threads. Fuck you chad normies

>>37016386
fuck i didn't know cats could be included as a hobby

18
watching tv series, anime, playing video games and occasionally origami and reading books
INTJ
No real friends, gf and can't play video games because my parents took away my computer

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I just want a weeb friend to go to little Tokyo with

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>>37003444
>>37004134
Robots enjoy gardening too? What are you guys growing this summer?

>18
>maths, programming, video games, cartoons, movies, comic books, martial arts, history guitar(newbie)
>INTJ
>It's as relatable and entertaining board

i know memes
I'm generally a busy person so I don't have a lot of time to talk(like once-twice a week), but summer holidays are coming; I like to chat though.
I'm really into video games and movies as far as plebeian entertainment goes. I like to talk philosophy and politics as well; I'm center-left if anyone is interested, but I like to have my ideas challenged.
I'm generally an easy-going person, I'm usually in a good mood but I sometimes have episodes when I feel like shit and I may start rambling for some time about suicide etc. I guess I should mention it.

>>37018211
Hey, wanna chat or something? I'm >>37017421

>>37018932
Ok, my discord is CanadianOtter#4363
Disclaimer: I'm actually not from Canada

>AGE:
25
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Cooking, baking, wine, cocktails, gardening, home decorating, being outside, hiking, dogs, old n64 games, certain TV shows, the occasional anime, alternative, 90s and some top 40 music, hanging out in the corners of bars or on patios in the summer drinking and laughing with my only friend, 4chan
>MBTI:
ISFJ-A
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?
I catch myself wondering the same thing. I stumbled upon this board and just sort of stuck around. I like the memes. I don't belong (sorry).

>24
>lifting weights, Vidya, smoke weed
>ENTJ
>I'm so fukken lonely... Looking for people to chitchat with and qt boys to cuddle with

>>37020050
>qt boys to cuddle with
location?

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>Age
25
>Hobbies/Interests
Games(all types), Cartoons, Silent films, Running, Problem solving, Music
>MBTI
>Why are you on /R9K/?
Extroverted type but can't stand a majority of normalfags.
I've lost the ability to start normal conversations.(always talk about deep things if it's not hobby related)
Been on the chans for 10 years.
made a lot of friends but can barely keep upo with everyone's lives now they're mad because I don't constantly talk to them(Most friends aren't into the same thing as other friends so i'm jumping from group to group except for my main group)

>>37020064
S. Carolina

Snapchat: sim.jim
Interests books/pc/piano
22
Mbti who cares

>>37007470
wanna be my friendo familam

>>37012273
I work night shift too, maybe we could chat sometime

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>>37003014

Why don't you guys just talk with gay people. They'll treat you so good. And if you're not even gay you won't care if you get friendzoned.

Probably you won't get friendzoned. You'd probably get the best blowjob of your life.

>>37020114
Got kik? Wanna talk about anything. I like to discuss but people seem more interested in stupid stuff

>>37020568
I'm trying man.. where do cute boys hang out at? Why the fUCK can I never meet them!?

>>37003014
18
working out so I can join the Navy
INTP
For shits and giggles

Did anyone actually make a friend thanks to this thread?

>>37020705
Yeah I actually made a friend over in finland.

>MBTI
I immediately discard anyone who believes in this retardation.

>>37020689
>join the Navy

meme/10

24
Video games, music, psychology
ENTP
I enjoy the threads and when you go to imageboards every day for 9 years it's hard to stop (that is, if I had a reason to want to stop)

>28yo
>Hobby is beer mostly, but wine and spirits too. Bodybuilding too but no pics because eternal lanklet
>INTJ nerd sign
>Here because know nothing else

Anyone live near the worst shitty in US(Memephis)?

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>>37003014
I'll just post this

>INTP

>AGE:
27
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Videogames, reading (bit of a dry spell lately), /tg/ stuff (boargames, P&P), occasionally anime. Been working out a bit lately.
>MBTI:
INFP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
Because nothing good ever happened in my life.

>19
>chinese cartoons, games
>istp
>procrastinating, not had a friend for a decade

>>37020630
>kik
ENFPonR9K

>>37006518
What kind of video games?
What kind of history?

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>>37003014
23
vidya and houseplants
infj
it feels like home, most people are just as retarded as I am even though they weren't diagnosed, also a girl I like stalks this place and I like the thrill of not knowing if she knows it's my shitposting

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>>37003014
>25
>dystopian SF, panel de pon, debating
>ISTP
>I'm broken inside & out

>>37003014

AGE:
>20

HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
>History, politics, philosophy, video games, martial arts, smithing, hiking.

MBTI:
>INTJ

WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
>Socially retarded and desiring of wholesome conversation

>>37021638
You sound intriguing; what's your discord?

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18
Working out, jacking off and videogames. Cooking too.
ENTP-A
Live in a small town and everyone i grew up with is afraid of me

>>37021701
what do you cook buddy?

>>37021701
also i love martial arts and drinking.

>>37021727
A lot of Italian stuff, I love working with sauces. I also want to do more work with indian and mexican foods because spices make me cream

19
Vidya, guns, cars, history
INTP

I was referred by my autistic friend. After getting close together he told me about this board and that I would be a perfect robot.

>>37021582
Mostly European (especially antiquity).
I like games with swords and monsters, so things like the Witcher series and Dark Souls are fun.

is there an r9k discord group?

>>37021824
Sounds pretty cool.
I'm more of a medieval guy, but I also have some books about aintiquity lying around. And a book about the history of Prussia which I would like to read some day.
Good taste in vidya too. Mainly playing Dominions 4 and Dwarf Fortress right now since my PC is ead. Once I get my new one next week, I'll be playing some Total War: Warhammer, Rainbow Six Siege, Crusader Kings 2 (with the Warhammer mod) and either DoW3 or DoW2: Elite mod. Will probably get Witcher 3 during the summer.

>>37003014
>20
>Fitness, speeching/performing (monologues and stuff), gaming
>ENFJ (don't even know what this means)
>Used to be a social outcast in HS. Life got MUCH better since I went to uni, but I always sticked around on this board. Love the community and memes. Also only place that acknowledges male emotions, just as >>37003444 said (trips confirm).

21
cars, bikes, music, vidya,
intp
first i came to /b/ because i saw some funny copypasta, then checked r9k and figured out this may be the right place for me

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>>37004985
TFW you meet all the criteria, yet you still won't contact an egocentric roastie shitslut

>>37003014
>19
>pets, outdoors, art, writing/poetry, pokeman, a minor bit of photography
>INFP, but I believe that personality is much more complicated than a label
>to loathe in my self-hatred with others

>>37017485
I live in SoCal and am down.

Post your MAL or add me.

https://myanimelist.net/profile/ISOCHA

>tfw you reply in a socially inapt r9k thread but fail even here

>>37021995
What's up boyo? You go on /o/ ever?

>>37009472
Not him, but add me instead "topkek boys"

>>37020705
I made 3 friends but I am OP and the only one to actually reply.

People bitch about no one replying but only post their own stats and don't respond to others. Or they just leave the most vague description of themselves and no one cares.

>>37003014

24

Music, literature (I list these two specifically but I can appreciate any medium), languages, philosophy sometimes...I hike every so often? Can't think of much else

My horoscope is INTP usually, sometimes J

I've been here for years now, even during times when my social situation improved. I used to connect to the people here. I don't like it as much anymore, the user base has changed so much; I mainly lurk the comfy threads, but I skim these occasionally

>>37021613
sauce on that pic. I need it for, uh, well, super secret research purposes.

>>37022198
Nevermind, it's in the middle of the picture.

>>37022074
sometimes, but i rarely post anything there

>>37021629
do you write Sci-Fi
because I've been working a long form epic kind with a premise sort of like The Last Question

>>37022165
Replying isn't always necessary. Ik just finished reading everyone's description and I quite enjoyed it. Makes me kinda feel comfy being on this site with similar people like me.

>>37022165

They should post where they are from. I can already talk to them on 4chan, I'm only interested in meeting a friend irl so I can say I have friends irl.

Not looking. Just wanted to share something extremely obvious.

Having at least one friend is wonderful.

I realised this recently and I'm 26.

>>37022279
no... I didn't write a thing for a very long time.
I wanted to write a story about fish people but ended up lacking inspiration to do so.

18
vidya, books, 40k (don't play the tabletop, just like the lore)
ISTP if i remember correctly
don't really come often, bored as fuck right now

>>37022302
>tfw can't even make 1 friend

the thing about having 1 friend is that you're just 1 of many friends to them but to you that is 1 friend is everyone to you

>>37022391
pls don't make me kill myself anon

>>37010825
i know what you mean buddy. I don't think i've gotten my mom something for mother's day in the last 4 years

>>37003014
>AGE:
22
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Anime/manga, sci-fi, drawing, music, neuroscience.
>MBTI:
INTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
Boredom mostly. Also schizoid and don't enjoy face-to-face interaction all that much.

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>22
>Aquariums, dog training, cooking, drawing as well as the generic animu/vidya combo
>INFP
>It's comfy to be somewhere where I can can relate, y-you guys are like a dysfunctional family to me

>>37010825
Amazon my nigga.
Also I'm a /mu/core fag despite hating /mu/

StudioHyperion #7991

>>37003014
>27
>used to be games, now it's just surviving the day with bit of motorcycle riding
>INTJ
>I'm lonely fat KHV neckbeard (literally) and this is probably the only place where I get somehow accepted.

>>37022947
Be gay and let me suck your dick ?

22
Music and some vidya every now and then
ISTJ
I feel lonely

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19
Music/Anime/VG/Traveling
Intp
For green texts and comfy threads

>>37003014
>18
>vidya, reading online stuff, other computer related stuff
>ISFJ
>I'm depressed because I know I have to work if I want to live, and I haven't even got a basic diploma to get any decent job and the only thing I can find is retail and it drives me suicidal
Honestly if I had to describe myself with two words they would be wasted potential

>age
19
>Hobbies/interests
Lifting, browsing this shithole, gifts, history, bantering with the lads
>mbti
ENFP masterrace reporting in
>why am I here
Force of habit really. Been here since I was twelve. It's nice to commiserate with other robots about tfw no gf. I mainly browse /tv/, /his/, /fit/, and this place.

>>37024277
>checked
I've also been browsing since i was 12. Met some really good friends because of 4chan. Any good young newfag stories?

>>37003014
>20
>movies, science (lots of different subjects), history, anything to do with sound, audio, language, playing and listening to music, vidya (mostly strategy), art in general, outdoors, urban exploration, cooking, woodworking, internet, programming and technology
>ENTP
>I'm on 4chan because I've always been on 4chan and the internet, and because anonymous communication often feels less fake. I'm also mentally ill and struggle to fit into society in general, on more than any surface level.

>>37024059
can I please be your friend we are literally in the same situation

>>37024059
Where do you live anon? Im ISFJ-T too

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AGE:23
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: The Unknown, Combining and synthesizing new information for something, Considering the Catalyst for my undiscovered information, Surpassing my limitations, Pushing People's buttons, Letting people underestimate me by giving them false confidence, Science, Magic, Psychology, Industrial Psychology, Hypnotism, Literature, The Philosophy of Maurice Blanchont, Occultisms, Culture, Art, Religion, Politics, Manipulating group think on /pol/, Arguing with random channers out of entertainment, Art, Getting Massages, Tennis,
MBTI: All, I acquired the ability to fluctuate between all personalities strains as I see fit
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: Reading is the best form of entertainment for me and as a means of being charitable i impregnate unfortunate anons with false hope from my whirlpool of wisdom

20
Music theory/composition (especially film/vidya scores), drum corps, strategy games, select few chinese cartoons (mainly jjba), shitposting
ENFP last time I took it but it's always different
This board has the most honest and entertaining threads on the website

>>37024710
You should start posting with a trip like right now immediately please

>>37025002
I'm really into composing and producing, Anon.
Trying to grow a channel similar to this one.
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCi7l9chXMljpUft67vw78qw/videos

Do you have discord or last.fm or something

>>37025200
I do have discord but I have no idea how to link my profile like you would a server

20
webprogramming, linguistics
INTP
I dont really know

>>37025081
And amass a cult following to do my bidding eventually?

Sure

19
Vidya old sci fi and kung fu movies guitar, kind of losing interest in vidya which I never thought I'd say
MBTI ISFP I got a different result the first time though
I'm on here because I have undesirable phsyical attributes that helped lead me to my socially autistic shut in khhv life.
Discord @Daniels#4578

>>37025381
StudioHyperion
#7991

like that

>>37025387
No, so I could block and filter you stupid faggot thanks

>>37025439
>Calls people stupid while having his life trapped on r9k

Lel

>>37025436
o i see
MistaEther#1224

>>37024587
>>37024611
I-Italy

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Holy shit this thread is exactly like when the teacher says find a partner and i always end up alone and the teacher has to beg a couple to let me join them

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Last time I tried befriending one of you "robots" the he turned out to be a she (male). I didn't care that they were trans, but they turned out to be a fucking normie!

First thing he said to me was his relationship problems, like the fuck I would know anything about relationship advice. It's like there is no true robots left anymore, and just failed normies.
I'm not falling for that shit again.

>>37025720
except we are all that kid no one wants in their group

>>37003014
>AGE:
28
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Eurorack format synthesizers, sound, electronics engineering
>MBTI:
INTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I over think simple situations and likely misjudge those around me or expect people to act rationally in every situation which is a ridiculous expectation. Despite being aware of it I can't help but speculate about these interactions often while they're happening so I either have some intense expression on my face or I look like I want to kill someone. People treat me like I'm retarded sometimes when just the opposite is the truth. Retards don't get A's in calculus or any of the EE track courses for that matter.

>>37016199
>AGE:
27
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
Reading Wikipedia, shitposting, doing game-ified learning things like Duolingo and Neuron Gym
>MBTI:
INTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
I have 1 friend who doesn't actually know me and just uses me when he wants to do something no one else wants to do. This is the most honest social interaction I receive. It's better to be with others who are fucked up.

18
reading,/cyber/,/sec/, vidya ( mostly cm 01/02 and ootp stuff with dorf and unReal World stuff)
INTP
lonely/bored

>>37025717
you got a discord or something my man

>19
>Lifting, /pol
>ENTP
>Feel better about myself

>>37019899
Where do you live dude, West coast?
I want to be your friend if you bake me treats!

>>37025876
Could install it I guess, otherwise secondary email addresses

>>37025965
I'd be okay with an email address

btw you don't have to install discord to use it, you can use it in your browser

AGE: 26 years old
HOBBIES/INTERESTS: Sports (only hockey, baseball and real football, not that European pussy shit), investing, learning languages, music, working out, sometimes watching movies, women.
MBTI: ?
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?: I relate to much of the women hate on here.

>>37025981
Turns out I've already got Discord installed
How do we go from here, am I supposed to join your text channel or something

>>37026119
add akiovuadan#4520

I have to go to work soon so we could probably talk more tomorrow

>>37026210
Done (#0145)

>>37003014
>AGE
19
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS
Fishing, car racing, paleontology, a bit of politics, vidya
>MBTI
INTJ
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?
Fuck if I know. I usually try to avoid this board because I'm afraid it'll corrupt me and I'll become a robot, but I keep coming back. Help.

AGE:
>20
HOBBIES/INTERESTS:
>Acting, playwriting, voice work, physical labor, vidya
>MBTI:
INFP
WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?:
>Sitting alone while my mom mindlessly types away on the computer and talks away on the phone in the other room. Dreading a summer where I don't have as many friends as I did in college this year and will most likely be spending much of my time alone. I'll get used to it, but the transition is difficult.

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>Age
21
>Hobbies/Interests
Computers, video games, small social interaction (usually groups of 3 or 4), and I guess just learning about trivial things that catch my interest at the time.
>Why are you on /r9k/
Rarely get on. Saw this. Figured fuck it.

>>37026547
Fuck. I forgot MBTI.
>ISTJ

>>37017760
Herbs mostly. Also figs, grapes, peppers, and lemons that future generations may enjoy. And some decorative plants inside and out. I'm fortunate to live in the South but don't have much space to work with. I'd like to have a 10+ acre farm someday.

>>37021977
Hadn't even noticed.

>>37025771
I'd be your pal. Contact details?

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>>37003014
Not even sure why I'm really doing this but:
>Age
18
>Hobbies/Interests
Art, Video games, skateboarding, being a failure
>MBTI
INTJ
>Why are you here
Lonely, depressed, lots of people here that I can relate to (obviously not all of those faggots and 'fem'bots, I'm just talking about the robots here), I am able to talk to people on here much better than irl

age: 17 turning 18 in a week
hobbies: drawing, computers
mbti: isfp
why are you here: idk im bored and have nothing to do

>24
>Vidya on Xbone
>ENTP-A
>Dont browse it enough and kinda like the content

>wagecuck/normie

>>37024356
None really. I lurked casually until around 17, occasionally visiting /b/ and shit for the lulz. I do remember falling in love with Boxxy unironically for a little bit and drawing pictures of her and me on dates and stuff.

Pretty autistic stuff desu but I look back and laugh now.

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28
Motorcycles (vintage UJM IL4s make me hard)
INTP
Boardwhore casually lurking

Its impossible for me to connect with people in a meaningful way. The connection is based on interests as opposed to feels.

>AGE
20
>HOBBIES/INTERESTS
Technology, little bit of coding, little bit of vidya
>MBTI
INTP
>WHY ARE YOU ON /r9k/?
Somewhat relate to the feels

>>37020846
Okay famalamadingdong

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>>37003014
>24
>Vidya, D&D, a bit of anime, doing nothing
>ENTP
>Trying to sort my life out

This is gonna sound pretty cringey, but I have no other way to describe this. I was pretty social in college, and got along fairly well with people, but I was in a mostly male degree group, and made exclusively male friends. Never really interacted much with women, and never got into a relationship. Fast forward to now and I don't talk to girls at work or when I come home, and when I try to I fuck it all up because I'm not used to it. I'm literally terrified of getting into a relationship, and I don't have the self-esteem to imagine someone stooping to my level. Tbh I just need to get used to casually chatting with women. I'm not looking for a relationship or anything, but someone to play games with etc and chat in our free time.

TLDR: looking for a fembot to talk to and play games with to get over my anxiety of talking with girls.