>your using a public washroom, taking a piss at the urinal

>>37001841
First off I wouldn't be using a urinal because I only use the stalls. If no stalls are open I use the handicap bathroom.

>>37001841
Give up my tight boipucci to him of course, what else?

why in the fuck would anybody draw this
please tell me there is no such thing as an orc fetish
please tell me nobody out there is whacking it to warcraft 2

First I'd be like
>"Holy fuck dude, orcs are real??? can we talk for a bit?"

And if he agreed I'd then be like
>Jesus christ look at that monster cock on you, damn man."

I'd try to hang out with him and learn about his 'till now' hidden species. and maybe smash if he's down.

>>37001858
Same here, there's something so disgusting about urinals, I like the privacy of a stall, also I only ever use a stall to piss never shit, I only shit at home, as I've always have squated when shitting, to get the max out of my shit.

>>37001888
>Not wanting a giant booger fucking you
What are you gay?

>>37001841
Try to get him to help me with gains brah. Look at those biceps.

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>>37001888
Oh boy do I got news for you anon!

/y/>>>>2393324

>>37001978
>>>/y/2393324
>tfw you can't remember how to cross board reply.

>>37001841
I'd probably freak the fuck out and run away, only to convince myself it was a really good cosplay.

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>>37001841
Nothing
He's just a guy trying to take a piss
What's so bad about that?

>>37001841
>Washroom
Kill yourself

>>37001858
>>37001927
Spoken like true autists.

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>tfw too ugly for a chubby muscular to throat fuck me

>>37001888
what do you expect by now, dude?

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>7.5 inch uncut cock with 6.5inch girth
>I always get a semi whenever I take my cock out in public even when at a urinal
>I'm already a shower so my semi still makes my cock appear massive yet still flaccid
>People always take looks at my monster pants worm and even ask to have a closer look
>Mfw a handful of times men have either asked to jerk me or just straight up grabbed my noodle and told me it's like a coke can

I like the attention but sometimes it starts to feels like I might catch a disease from their hands or something

>>37004333
are you... are your relating to the orc in op's pic???

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>>37004365
I AM THE ORC

>>37004333

post a pic or ur lyin my man

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>>37001841
Right one of the many entries in the book of grudges.

If he had a cock like that I would get him to let me suck him dry desu.

>>37004702
Look at the size of his balls though, you really think you could handle that load(s)?

I wish I had a huge beefy daddy with a massive fat cock and a hairy chest. He'd be really dominant and kinky too.

G-gosh, now I'm all excited...

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>>37004702
>implying you could suck that cock

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>>37003916
>chubby

You're pretty retarded bro that's called built, he could probably throw you against a wall like a truck.

>>37001841
punch him so he abusively rapes or at least kills me

>>37001888

another racist I see
I bet you think Argonians all live in the swamp, too

>>37004839
>retarded not knowing some stupid term for fat ass of a different type

You're retarded

>throw you against the truck
I'd like to see him do it~

>>37004928
Week your forgetting he is an orc. You know, the fantasy species known for being tough as iron and badass warriors.

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>>37004928
>fatass
Good meme bro

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>>37004928
>lardass fat boy thinks he knows what fit is

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envy him because he has a foreskin

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>>37004989
The orc is still fat, I like fat guys though.
>>37004992
>>37005016
>tfw a """built""" guy will never kidnap me and filling me with food until I'm a 350lb piggy for him to rape every day~

>>37005155
>tfw a """built""" guy will never kidnap me and filling me with food until I'm a 350lb piggy for him to rape every day~

HOT. I want this too!
>tfw gone from 155lbs to 220.