My friend, please. I've made it quite clear before >Rule

File: 1490022865019.jpg (53KB, 599x600px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 599x600px

Please faggot, speak to me after my coffee.

You dumb cunt

>>37000383
Hey nigger, don't speak to me ever. Fuck yo coffee.

File: 4555556666.png (29KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 300x250px

>>37000615
>>37000615
Please my friend, you might come back to me an converse.

But I must strass, after coffee ONLY

File: c133333333.png (25KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 300x250px

>>37000615
Please, hold your tongues until AFTER I have finished my first cup. Even then keep the conversation simple until I'm done my second cup, then we can talk. Thanks.

will you please stop trying to force this meme it's not very funny

>>37000383
hey anon can you take a look at this?

>>37000678
PLEASE sir, does it LOOK like i have finished this first cup of coffee?

File: c1494560122739.png (24KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 300x250px

Please Ribbentrop, I will not approve the treaty with Molotov until I have finished my first cup. Poland can wait. You know the rules.

File: IMG_1716.png (28KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 300x250px

>>37000383
I am sorry, but your explanations of these rule will have to wait until I am finished with my coffee.

Afterwards, you might advise me about your rules

>>37000383
i know you haven't had you coffee yet, but we really need you to help us with some work.

File: 1494678837767.png (27KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 300x250px

>>37000678
You're not even making sense friend, maybe you should put a pot on and abstain from talking until you drink some. I rarely break the rules about not talking to people before they've had a cup, but it needed to be said.

File: IMG_1690.jpg (24KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 300x250px

>>37000678
Ah I am sorry, but what you have to say will have to wait until I finish my first cup,

Then, you might find i will be willing to discuss

>>37000383
>Needing coffee in the morning

What you need Is better sleep and/or a good breakfast

Coffee is for late afternoon grogginess

>>37000936

Coffee is required when one's headspace is feeling sluggish, my friend.

Now please, as stated many times, allow these fine gentlemen to finish with their first cup, so that they may be able to retort properly.

I know u haven't finished but i just wanted to say that this is a good meme

File: c1494583858682.jpg (11KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 300x250px

>>37000936
Please. refrain from attempting communication until I'm done my first cup.

>>37000936
Excuse me?

I have not yet finished my first cup. Neither have most of these other gentlemen.

I will respond after my first cup has been drained.

I will elaborate and discuss further after a second cup.

Lads, hold that thought will ya? It's early and I haven't quite finished my cup o' joe yet so if you don't mind I will go tend to that after which I shall engage in what I hope turns out to be a constructive dialogue.

I enjoy this meme, but shall wait till ya'll finish you're coffee.

Listen here you cunt, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT talk to me until I've drank the last drop of coffee from my cup, got it?

I wanna die kill me kill me

>>37001731
not an issue, bud, just let me finish my cup of dead dinosaurs first

>>37001763
Hurry up and finish your coffee

>>37000383
Just had my first cup, AMA?

>>37001794
tell me to hurry up with my coffee after I've finished my coffee plss

Duly noted, thanks OP

>>37001731
But you must breed, cuck.

File: Coffee Frog.jpg (79KB, 608x486px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 608x486px

>>37001383
Yuk, Lads I've maken a terrible mistake. I drank a disgusting cup of tea instead of my usual coffee. I feel quite liight headed and pale after that traumatic experience. Hopefully this new steaming hot cup of coffee will refresh me!

>>37002115
whoa there cowboy, quite an unfortunate turn of events, but may we PLEASE discuss it AFTER I finish my coffee thank you very much?!?!

Coffee is gay

>>37002217
>goes on a thread talking about coffee
>replies "coffee is gay"
>goes to a trap thread and talks about how he wants to fuck people's "boipucci"
>faps to feminine penises and goes to sleep
???

>>37002252
>goes on thread talking about coffe
before I finished my gosh darn coffee

>replies "coffee is gay"
before I finished my GOD DAMN COFFEE

File: smug coffee.png (23KB, 728x565px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 728x565px

Gentlemen, would you PLEASE remain silent until after I've had my morning coffee or otherwise I give you leave to do so. You are quite aware I cannot tolerate your presence while I haven't had my coffee so please abstain from talking to me in the meantime.