Thread replies: 23
Thread images: 4
Thread images: 4
File: IMG_0906.png (7KB, 251x201px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 251x201px
This just happened.
>Be me, at supermarket.
>I want to buy Mum something special for Mother's Day.
>Mum gave me nine dollars to buy something for her because I'm a NEET.
>Get some chips, a card and flowers.
>Hold them all in my arms because fuck baskets.
>Cash them out, watch as this Vietnamese lady scans my shit.
>Can't afford it all.
>Avoid eye contact with Vietnamese lady, with sweat trickling down my face.
"I-I'll just keep this"
>Keep the chips.
Round 2
>Go back and get another card.
>No prices on these things, wtf.
>Go to a different cashier, which happens to be a hot Stacey, along with her bagger sidekick (Also a hot Stacey)
>Sweating intensifies
"H-hi I-I want to buy this"
>Can't fucking afford it
>It's seven dollars
>Literally say "Fuck" in front of both of them.
>Say I'll be back to buy another card.
>Waste their time for a few seconds before coming back to ask if they have cheaper cards.
>The cashier delivers and shows me a cheaper card with a duck on it.
>Try to make joke about it.
>Mumble.
"A-a duck..."
>She laughs anyways, probably feeling immense pity for me.
"T-t-t-thanks..."
>Be absolutely covered in sweat, armpit stains are now forming.
Round 3
>Go back to Vietnamese lady to buy the card I was just given, still holding my bag of chips.
>Hot cashier and sidekick look at me weirdly a few rows over.
>Buy the rest of my shit leave, while leaving a trail of spaghetti behind.
Does anybody else know this feel?
>>
Jesus Christ, what age are you?
>>
File: walmart.jpg (507KB, 2650x1988px) Image search:
[Google]
507KB, 2650x1988px
this is why it's best for robots to support small businesses. they cater to helpless robots.
you're not going to get this level of service at walmart.
>>
>>36995172
20Origiginigapost
>>
>>36995144
No good deed goes unpunished, even for robots.
What does the ducky card have inside? Is it still Mother's day related?
>>
>>36995283
>>36995276
yeah OP. post a pic of the ducky card or we are gonna call you a shitposter
>>
>>36995283
Don't want to set up the camera and shit, but it's basically the typical cheesy hallmark cards.
It wasn't duck-related, just had a duck on it.
>>
>>36995144
Prices are on the back of the cards, that's how i know you're lying
>>
>>36995431
Yeah I figured that out when I got back.
>>
>>36995217
Is that the future of humanity?
>>
File: 1446395316592.png (53KB, 662x858px) Image search:
[Google]
53KB, 662x858px
>>36995500
No but it's the future of your formerly white countries, it's beautiful. Accept it goy, diversity is our strength
>>
>>36995500
yes... at least until the races are fully mixed and everyone has the same skin color
>>
>>36995144
>his mum has to give him money for him to buy her a gift
why do you hate your mother so much?
>>
How retarded are you? Did you fail math in elementary school? How is it you do not look the money you've been given with the amount the card is and determine you don't have enough?
>>
>>36995780
Because of anxiety, my brain just stopped. I'm actually really good at math.
>>
>>36995144
WHY DID YOU BUY THE CHIPS INSTEAD OF FLOWERS YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT
>>
File: IMG_0908.jpg (45KB, 317x500px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 317x500px
>>36995911
She fucking loves these. I never opened it yet.
>>
>>36995962
oh it was for her my bad nigga thought it was for yourself because you are a fatfuck
>>
>>36995820
How much is 1+1?
>>
>>36995144
Post a picture of the ducky card.
>>
Hahaha
9 dollars and you get your mum chips
>>
why is this thread so hilarious lmao thank you OP
>>
>>36996801
You know OP is larping. That's why he hasn't posted a picture of the duck card.
Thread posts: 23
Thread images: 4
Thread images: 4