If your index finger is longer than your ring finger you never

>>36994964
>You're among the 3.38% of the population with the lowest testosterone levels.
>(for men, m=0.947 s=0.029)
Gonna need a source on this

>>36995029
doi:10.1016/j.biopsycho.2004.05.001
(paste it into sci-hub.cc for .pdf)

Index fingers longer. I have diagnosed low T. And anxiety. Welp

On my right hand, my ring finger is longer than my pointer, but on my left hand they're the same

>>36994964

but my right hand is chad tier with quite a low digit ratio and my left hand, the index and ring finger are almost equal.


WHAT THE FUCK AM I ?

>>36995096
this
>>36994964
also, I had a blood test a couple months back since I suspected that I had gyno. My free test came out to 312ng/dl, which is extremely low for my age, but since I was in the """"normal range"""" of 280-1000 ng/dl I couldn't get any treatment.

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>believes in the digit ratio hypothesis

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i guess this means i never had a chance then

>>36994964
My ring is longer pretty significantly.

>>36995130
Fuck up your testosterone levels (there are plenty of guides) so they're super low and then have another test done.

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>tfw high test

>>36994964
muh chad

get cucked stupid weak dumb faggot

>>36995252
You're not tho phamalam

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>>36995311
is that so
*fucks your sister*
*sips cider*

You just have to find a girl with low digit ratio.

Problem solved.

>>36995350
So you're a necrophile?

>look at the back of my hand
>ring finger is longer
>look at the palm
>index finger is longer

?????

>>36995377
>tfw no masculine girl(female) to dominate me

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>right hand is equal
>left hand has a longer index finger by far

>>36995640
This. I don't get it.

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>>36994964
>a preference for a masculine facial type means a more "feminized" mindset.
What if my ring finger is longer than my index finger, but I like women with a sort of masculine facial structure like pic related

>tfw female and both ring fingers are way longer than index fingers

Does it mean I could be a Stacy?

>>36995909
No, for females longer index finger is optimal.

>>36995938
That sucks. I'm not even a female according to this test then?

>>36996036
Females still have shorter index fingers on average, just longer than men. Average ratio for women is 0.965, 0.947 for men.

>>36996036
Go look at some other women's hand and you'll see you're not alone.

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>tfw they're equally long
>tfw monobrow(means my forehead didn't widen like someone with high T)
>wide hips
>long legs
>short torso
>fat hangs around legs and waist instead of all over

WHY WHY WHY

I was always active and confident as a kid but by the time I was in puberty I became a depressed hiki and never left my room. I was destined to be a chad but then I fucked it all up

>>36996271
Oh and I forgot
>narrow jaw(testosterone widens the jaw and forehead)

Why did my parents allow me to be a hiki?

This is what peopke call vodoo science. And all of you are fucking dumb

>tfw low digit ratio
>tfw still not chad

>>36996358
No, digit ratio correlates with serum testosterone.

>>36994964
Accordong to that I am shreded af.

>>36994964

which one of those is chad? i literally cant tell the difference on that pic

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>>36994964
>have high test levels
>i'm a fucking monkey
>i masturbate several times a day
>i can't even properly function in society due to that
>my only chance at gf left me because i wanted sex all the time (i'm talking 5 times in a row for example)

HIGH TEST ROBOTS CAN EXIST TOO

>>36996434
yes but testosterone is a meme so...

>>36994964
>be low digit ratio
>not a chad
I'm like some hybrid mix of the two. The ultimate cyborg.

>>36996301
I have a fairly wide jaw, but my forehead is much wider and it looks really weird.

>>36996453
Left one.
>>36996526
Read the OP again.

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>>36996463
>HIGH TEST ROBOTS CAN EXIST TOO
It's true.

Bronson was /our guy/

>b-but they're equally long
>You're among the 3.38% of the population with the lowest testosterone levels
>(for men, m=0.947 s=0.029)

So that's why I'm a beanpole with a narrow chest, broad hips and no sex drive?

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>>36996538
>I must be like super special or something

>have a low digit ratio
>still have depression
>adhd
>anxiety
>bad at sports
>into girls with small breasts

what does this make me

>>36996463
You're suffering from porn addiction buddy

>>36996579
OP is clearly a faggot and pulled all of that out of his ass.
There are plenty of people here claiming to have a low digit ratio and still being fucked up.

>tfw all those late nights
>tfw all that junk food
>tfw all that inactivity
>tfw all of it is what kept you from having testosterone and thus kept you from chaddom

I honestly consider this life ruined, like what's the point of living if you'll never be a real man? It doesn't matter if I get testosterone now it's too late, my body has already formed.

>>36995497
They're not but I sure as hell am. You think being dead will stop me?

>>36996939
Meh, go outside and look at the other men. Chances are they look pretty much the same as you and they're doing alright.

what is the ring finger for muricans? For germans its the one next right to the middlefinger

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>wristlet
>fingerlet
>tfw cucked at birth

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im fucked according to my hand i am

>Researchers found that men with short index fingers and long ring fingers are, on average, nicer towards women.


Guess im a nice guy guys :DDDD

Also why is my little finger so weird curved always

Kill me

>>36998354
You have female hands

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>>36998807
But i don't look female at all

pic me

>>36994964
My ring finger is noticeably longer and I'm low test as fuck and a huge crybaby
Fuck outta here with your shitty broscience

>>36998918
You look like cara delevigne desu

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>>36994964
>tfw index finger is only slightly longer
>Have been somewhat depressed quite commonly in my life
>Father has schizophrenia
>Anxiety issues
>Hate sports, no strenght
>Not very "masculine", but certainly not a faggot either
>Kind of have paranormal beliefs

I guess it's accurate

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>>36999106
fuck do i have anglo genes?Im german.
Do i look more german in this one? This is after 13 days of nofap, sadly my hairline is shit

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>>36994964
>tfw real alpha male because my finger is longer despite suicidal desires forcing there way in my head every five minutes, crippling polydrug addiction and having never had friends/job/gf/sex
Looks like I win in the end losers haha

>>36999284
You look much more masculine in that picture, odd

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So I must be turbo Chad according to this right?

>>36999556
Have you ever broken any fingers?

>>36999591
Pinky finger was slightly dislocated once, and my fingers have been jarr'd out of position quite a lot playing sport

>>36994964
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio#Male-to-female_transsexual_women

>"A study in Germany has found a correlation between digit ratio and male-to-female transsexualism. Trans women were found to have a higher digit ratio than males, and one that was more comparable to females."

I guess this explains this board's tranny problem

Blessed be KEK and the Lord GOD.
>>>36999999 GET THREAD

>>36999714
GET

>ORIGINAL FOR GODS SAKE PLEASE DONT RESET ME AGAIN DAMN PLEASE

>>36996463
>chance at a gf
not a robot

>>36999714
GET pt2

Original Saffron Thyme

>>36999714
Shit, almost there
Sixty second timeout though
Please KEK
Orignal Saffron Oregano Thyme Rosemary

>>36999714
God fucking damn it
I lost the GET
Oh well at least >>36999977 is a nice number
Fuck you >>36999999

fingers are a social construct you idiot

>>36999977
>>37000033
What a nice set of numbers

my ring finger is longer but im a cuck
sometimes when i rek people online i feel bad for hours. also diagnosed unspecified schizophrenia and above average test (two blood tests)

Nice man, I hear that your star sign can tell you a lot about your personality too.

Can you do a write up on that?

Index finger longer than ring finger here

Have fucked six women, dated about a dozen. Your science a shit

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>mfw both index fingers are much shorter than ring fingers

I AM NO LONGER ROBOTO
I AM NOW ALPHA MALE
BOW TO ME SPERGLORDS

I've got Chad digits but I'm an anxious, paranoid mess. I've also may have schizophrenia.

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>tfw equally long fingers and broad sholders, wide face, nice jaw and chin and extremelly violent and agressive nature
I have very low libido tho, and i never got tested for T levels.
Is that an actual thing or are you baiting OP?