When did you realize it's your unrealistic standards that

>>36986481
When did you realize women are picky.
Will throw your name under the bus for pity complements.
Judge you on skin color and height.
Judge you for money and status.
And also compare you to the dozen of guys shes fucked.
All while you pay for her shit?
No id rather do drugs or something else.
Dating is not worth it now a days because noone wants to work to make it work.
Id rather be alone sometimes.

>>36986481
>gf
>khv before me
>legit 8/10
>holds all the same opinions as me

Why would I settle when with enough patience, I can get what I want?

>>36986481
Would rather have unrealistic standards and stay alone than be a beta orbiter/Provider/Cuck.

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>>36986481
>Stacey dumps Chad
>normie roastie lets him """""cry on her shoulder""""" (pump-n-dumps her)
>He immediately breaks it off to get back with Stacey after she gets jealous

Fixed your comic

For the robot version replace the red girl with the pink girl and leave blue boy broken on the ground

>unrealistic standard

>got a gf about two years ago
>lives about a hour drive away, so it's not really long distance or anything
>she's obese, like 30BMI+
>decent face though
>don't really mind it, I really like her for how she is, and I'd get her to drop some weight eventually
>she's a pretty shy girl that doesn't get a lot of attention
>happy as fuck with me for two years
>suddenly shit happens in my family, can't talk to her for one or two days because I need to cool down
>apparently because I did not give her attention she immediately found someone else, breaks up with me after I talk to her again

I don't think you can really lower your standards below a fat autistic weeb girl but even with those I got fucked.

I know
I want a virgin girl who isn't hideous nor insane. That shit doesn't even exist
But I'm not going to lower my standards, so I accept that I will die alone

talking to most people makes me feel sad inside. it sucks when you can predict what they will say or even how conversation will end. everything seems so repetitive, even on an oregano board

>>36986700
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*Fedora intensifys*

I'm sure it's not that. It's just me being emotionally unstable.

the girls who like me are fat disgusting monstrosities. I have zero sexual attraction towards them.

What I have to offer:
>6ft tall
>150 lbs, skinny fat
>good smile
>not diseased or suffer from mental illness
>perfect financial situation
>good parents
>not hooked up on drugs
>well learned and cultured
>currently a 3rd year student
>Had internships that paid 8000/month
>will probably earn 100k+ a year

Why the fuck would I settle for some disgusting cunt that can't even maintain her own weight? How can I expect her to take care of our children if she can't take care of herself?

>>36986966
Cause you're ugly and have a shitty entitlement complex

>>36986481
My standards are mostly to do with character and values, if I compromised on any of them the relationship would likely not work out.

>>36986984
>provide money and comfort
>don't deserve to feel satisfaction

yeah fuck you cunt
ill be as "entitled" as I want. this isn't relationships in the playground. Adults risk money and time into their relationships and expect something to come out of it.

grow up

>never happens: the comic
It's actually the reverse. The girl has an orbiter who is her emotional tampon. When Chad cheats on her again, she falls into misery. The orbiter picks up her pieces again, comforts her, then she goes right back to Chad.

No, it's not having high or unrealistic standards. It's about being a decent human being, which women never are.

>>36987011
Have fun staying alone buddy

>>36986984
Don't project because he doesn't want you.

>>36986481
Is any of that pic true at all for any man anywhere ever?

Or was it just made by some roastie trying to flip genders on something she has done herself, to get some sympathy.

>>36986700
Damn, haven't seen that comic since 2008! What memories of cool dude!

>>36987027
>be fat ugly slut
>want money and a stud
>offer nothing
>thinks i care about your empty threatens
>thinks escorts are a myth

>>36987044
>>36987075
I'm not fat and not a girl. I'm just annoyed whenever people act like entitled little dipshits who think they deserve jack shit in this world

I'm willing to bet you're an unlikable prick in real life

Recently. I used to be like most robots, but then I realized that the only reason I was lonely was because I had high standards. I'm really not that attractive, but some women were into me in the past, but I turned them down or ignored most of them because they weren't attractive enough. If I had given them a chance, maybe I'd be in a happy relationship today and I wouldn't be so bitter.

I still think women shouldn't be sluts, but I'm not a misogynist and at some point I want to get a girlfriend. I think people wouldn't have so many problems with romantic relationships if they just dated people in their league who they had a lot in common with. Most of the time, relationship problems are either due to one partner being way more attractive than the other, or due to a lack of personal compatibility. For example, I think if I dated someone who was really smart, I'd get envious of her and that would cause problems in the relationship. And it's obvious how differences in attractiveness can lead to relationship problems. When people date people out of their league, their partners eventually get bored of having sex with them, which causes the less attractive partner to feel lonely and unwanted. Sometimes the more attractive partner will cheat because he or she doesn't enjoy having sex with their partner, which causes even more problems.

However, the problem is that most women nowadays just sleep around with guys out of their league, so it's hard for guys to find women in their league to date. There are obviously a lot of women out there with good morals, so I'm not being misogynistic, but a lot of women are really slutty nowadays.

>>36987111
Lmfao so you're just a spineless faggot who is too afraid to get what you really want.

Have fun with fat bimbos retard. Human relationships have been defined by men bringing resources and genetics into the equation and a woman providing genetics and being supporting to her male.

Start projecting all you want but I have many friends and I have no issue making friends but I have high standards only because I bring a lot to the table.

How fucking low test do you have to be scared to be "entitled" when you are choosing to be with a female for the rest of your life and having a kid with her.

Fucking settling for second best lmfao. top tier beta genes you got there my friend.

>>36986481
What makes you think I'm miserable?

>>36987111
>I'm not fat and not a girl
Only a girl would think to get the fat claim out of the way first.

L O N D O N

>>36987054
I've done this, and I didn't realize how scummy it was until I saw that comic

>>36987154
You get what you get in this world by earning it, not by crying like a little faggot when you don't get exactly what you want. Grow the fuck up.

>>36987111
No, you're mad because you feel inferior to him. You faggots always get burned over petty shit like that.

>>36987177
>crying

lmfao

whatever loser

I don't fit into that comic anywhere.

Nobody's ever pursued me.
I've never bothered pursuing anybody.

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>>36986481
Incorrect. I barely don't have standards and I'm willing to give anyone a chance, but alas no luck.

>>36986481
Never, because I never had high standards.

I'm a 20 year old male with no job, studies, or good looks.
I can cook and clean but that's not expected of me or wanted from me. Women want to be fed and fucked, in that order.

My value in the dating market is incredibly low, and I'm well aware of this.
That'll probably change with time, as women become more desperate as they age.

>>36987184
>Inferior
You're not wrong. I'm shorter, poorer, and probably dumber than him. Yet I still get girls, and not ugly Landwhales. Know why? Because I actually try to work for it instead of stomping my feet, blowing my cheeks and demanding they come to me

>>36986966
>>6ft tall
>>150 lbs, skinny fat
>>good smile

Lanky gangle-creature with a pedosmile

>>not diseased or suffer from mental illness
>>perfect financial situation

Bar minimum standards. It's like a nigger proudly saying he's never been to jail.

>>good parents
>>not hooked up on drugs
>>well learned and cultured
>>currently a 3rd year student

Boring mama's boy.

>>Had internships that paid 8000/month
>>will probably earn 100k+ a year

beta bux

I guess so.

I'd like a girl who loves me back and won't randomly change her mind and leave, and be special to her the way she'd be to me.

Realising that this is unrealistic doesn't really help me, because to me a relationship is only suffering if I can't have that so what's the point.

>>36986580
Where the fuck are you going to find a khv 8/10 grill in this day and age?

>>36987321
Muslim girls who only did blowjobs and anal and pretend they didn't do those either.

>>36986481
>standards
>must be girl
>must be into vidya
>must be lonely
>must be a fembot
>must be desperate
>must be clingy

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>abandoning your ideals and not achieving victory

step it up senpai

hold yourself to your own standard, and you will get what you deserve, holding yourself to a low standard makes you the equivalent of a male roastie. disregard whores and acquire apotheosis

>>36987368
Muslim girls get hymen-restoration surgeries. It's a disturbingly common thing.
But seeing as most of them lose their virginities to their fathers and his friends, it's pretty necessary to fit in with the rules of their culture.

>>36987321
Christian communities, or Mormons or JWs or something.

>>36987422
>Mormons
What is "soaking".

>>36987321
kindergarten

oregano

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>>36986481

I would've thought >>36986513 is onto something, it's their Waifus' standards that are making Robots miserable, not the other way around.

Many 'Bots I've seen obsessing over a meh kind of girl.

>>36986966
You are dumb and boring though.
dumb because you've never figured out that girls are not actually after those things exactly, it's just what they say. Sure money and height can be disqualifying, but except on retarded levels of wealth they are not qualifying either.

Boring... well, this one is obvious.

>>36987011
>provide money and comfort
Top priorities of a single mother. And she'll cheat on you still because you're a dumb boring jerk.

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>implying I have standards beyond her being a female virgin

>>36987865
That's unrealistic and entitled, anon. How dare you.

>>36986929
Very relatable sensation.

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>>36986929
>>36988101
>they are so predictable that you can complete people's sentences all the
>they get butthurt when you do
Not my fault that I already know what you are going to say. It just comes to show how boring and unremarkable you are.

>>36986929
*holds up spork*
Bet you didn't predict I was going to do that, shitlord.

>>36988305
Lol so randum, anon!!!11 XD

>>36987865
>implying I have standards beyond her being female

>implying I have standards beyond them being human

>implying I have standards

>>36987865
That is not realistic.

>>36986481
I just want a weeb chestlet. Something chads don't. I have plenty to offer, but fembots always ghost. I don't ask for nudes. I don't demand anything. I try to get to know them. There is no way my standards are too high.

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>>36988362
>being a virgin is no longer realistic
Is it really that hard to not have a guy stick his ponos in your vagoo until you two get married?

>>36988493
But muh sexual compatibility.

>>36988493
Why would you do that?
Why do you care this much?
Don't get me wrong, a girl who had a whore phase is completely out of the question for me to make a gf off. But that's because their personality is shit.

A girl who had by the mid 20's which is my age, 1-2 prior partners are out of the questions.

I have been with 3 girls who have lost their virginity to me and had 1 and currently second girlfriend who were not virgins before me (gets more difficult to find those with age), but only had 1-2 partners before me.
And past the first few time it feels no different, the relationship feels as worthwhile.

I had a whoring around periods, as a guy, and those are entirely different girls than the kind described before.
Note, 2 of the virgins married, one to the next bf and the other to her 3rd boyfriend.

third one grew up to be somewhat of a whore and still unmarried, but I was never serious with her and saw it coming (were were together just for about 3 months)...

this comic was drawn by a dude, btw