ITT: YOU STOP WITH YOUR BS EXCUSES AND POST YOUR FUCKING PLACE

I'm in the A range, and I hate to burst everyone's bubble but it doesn't help me get laid. What do you think I can just go out in public and show off my dick and get women?

I spilled my drink here m8, what kind of chart calls itself "the authentic"? Also why are all the data points filled in? Did they actually ask about a cock with a 9 inch girth but 4 inch length? kek

>>36980950

>You will never be in the E range where you're 9.75 inches thick and 11 inches long

Why even live bros

Give me a graph of length versus diameter and I can tell you.

>>36980950
>off the chart and too far into the right
>dudes think i'm blessed
>chicks think i'm a freak, probably am
>reputation gets me to the bedroom but then its just disappointment and unenthusiastic handjobs

>>36981176
So your dick is long and skinny?

>>36981176
Post your dick. Over 11 inches is one of the biggest in the world.

>>36981176
post pics anon, you could make big paper as a pornstar if thats even half true

>>36980950
How can I gain girth? I'm a skelly, will getting fat make my dick fat?

>>36981280
The only way to make your dick bigger is Nofap.

>>36981280
I'm not sure, but gaining fat definitely reduces the appearance of length

>>36981221
>>36981243
>>36981274
Mistook the labels somehow. I thought the circumference section was length and cutoff at 9 1/4".
24x23cm though so my math could be fucked as well.

>>36981274
>porn
I got issues i'd rather not get into with being filmed and such.
technically i was in a porn once i guess.

>>36981436
What race are you?
Postus Originalus

>>36981449
Native original comment american.

>>36981521
I've heard Native Americans have the biggest dicks on average.

>>36981521
Ok a massive dick I'll believe, but a native american alive in 2017? Now I'm calling bullshit.

>>36981547
You'd be surprised. We're more prosperous population-wise than we ever were even before we took the population hit from disease and whities.

>>36981546
I always assumed we were in-line with mexi dicks and the south americans in general we're basically from the same offshoot and all.

>>36981588
I'm just teasing you dude. No harm meant.

>>36981588
I have nothing Natives. That's all I'm gonna say. You do you. Don't hate me cause I'm white. I'd appreciate it.

>>36981621
Most Mexicans are manlets though it seems like American Natives are tall. It's probably from different nutrition.

>>36981629
Aren't they doing courses on white guilt these days? Show some humility.

>>36981678
Why should I feel sorry for the color of my skin? It wasn't my choice.

>>36981670
Couldn't say I don't actually live in america.
All i know is my tribe either produces 6+ footers or 5' flatters but that was due to "adopting" other tribes.

>>36981722
You could forfeit your land back to its owners at the very least. Otherwise you're just leeching off murder which makes you an accomplice essentially.
Like blacks claiming their ancestors suffering but in reverse.

>>36981770
What about the East Indians and East Asians who come here? I wasn't an Anglo. My people didn't conquer this land. Do black people also benefits from being brought over her since they've formed a population here?

>>36981413

>9 inch girth

Do you expect anyone to believe this?

>>36981865
Google megalopenis. My health insurance will let me get a penile reduction surgery free of charge but i'm not comfortable with that. I'll have to hold out for a magical combination of pure girl and bad dragon dildo addict or something.
>>36981825
Asians get a free pass cause they're like cousins genetically speaking, work hard, and are compact economical units.
Blacks can go back to shooting up their own ghetto in africa.

>>36981922

Post your mutant cock so we can see it

>>36981922
Isn't that kind of racist though? What about Arabs? What about Jews? What about Marlon Brando? He liked Native Americans.

>>36981963
Please see the ptsd trauma portion of the above posts.
I gotta work soon and I don't want to hop myself up on benzo's beforehand just to snap a photo i'll have anxiety over because it'll be archived.

>>36981922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVcDCAKCtMY
Could you give white people a chance?

>>36981588
Then why do you hate white people?

>>36982003

Dude literally kill yourself, if I was you I'd be making 6 figures a year doing porn. How come the fucking sissys get the best genes. Wasted potential

>>36982030
That's why they got killed off. For being subs.

>>36982047

If I could I'd infect you with smallpox and keep you in a plastic cage so I could slowly watch you die like your ancestors

Scum

>>36981980
I can't be racist i'm not white.
Muslims are an issue in my country right now so i may be biased in saying they should leave.
Jews to.

>>36982016
>>36982029
Only muricans. I'm okay with europeans for the most part other than frenchies.
>>36982030
I'm not wasting it though. Like i said early i get plenty of chances but they almost never go anywhere due to sheer physical limitations. I also make money elsewhere minus the STD risk.
>>36982060
Jokes on you i'm vaccinated. You've made your own T1000, dumbasses.

>>36982128
But what about later European immigrants? People who came over during industrialization for instance.

>>36982164
Not true europeans. Or they were irish in which case who cares.

>>36982128
>Like i said early i get plenty of chances but they almost never go anywhere due to sheer physical limitations.

You're a fucking wimp mate, make it work. Use some lube you're just a fucking QUITTER

>>36982200
Get off of his dick you cuck faggot. You sound like the fucking Jew producer right now.

>>36982182
I mean they're Europeans who came to America. Just like in Europe you'd be a Native American immigrant to Europe.

>>36982222

I'd kill you too cunt here I am using fucking theraband to stretch my dick to circus freak size so I can do porn and this loser was just born with it.

Fucking wasted, I'd be the next john holmes if I had a freak dick

>>36982243
Nofap is the way to do it.

>>36982263

No, stretching it is the way I'm not going to stop jerking and if you think nofap is going to improve anything about your life you're mistaken

It's not nofap that makes your life better it's having things to do other than masturbate that improves your lfie. If you're not masturbating but still sitting on your ass doing nothing, your life will never improve and you'll still be a useless cunt

>>36982200
I've tried. It just ends up with me running the risk of a penile fracture until they admit defeat and then everyones disappointed.
Seriously, the second that "football" dick kid made the headlines i actually considered getting the surgery until i foundout it causes serious sensation loss.

>>36982281
Nofap will improve your erectile quality and give you more night time erections.

>>36982236
But i was born in germany....i'm not even a 2nd gen.
Also the second you touch burgerland is the second you're tainted its how it works.

>>36982281
Nah. Shit like stretching, jelqing, and pumps wreck the tissues and blood vessels and scar up the corpus. Basically you're ruining the ability for it to fill with blood, the ability to stretch when erect, fucking up the dorsal nerve, and just all around causing early onset ED. Sorry.

>>36982293

You're just a fucking little bitch

>>36982300

Only fags need to improve their erectile quality, my dick is rock hard from rage

>>36982346

COOL FUCKING SOURCE BRO

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448

>Our findings supported the efficacy of the device in increasing penile length. Our result also suggested the possibility of glans penis girth enhancement using penile extender. Performing more studies is recommended.

>>36982436
>doesn't go into actual structural changes or longterm efficacy

>>36980950
How is it in real world metric system?

>>36982485

>A summary on NCBI

COOL
FUCKING
SOURCE

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanotransduction

>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4491211/

You think I haven't done the research? Faggot