>be me >have deep voice >everyone loves me for it >that's

have you considered voice acting?

>>36979200
Can you post a vocaroo. Say "time to yabba dabba kill myself"

Is this really the only place you could post your weak attempt at bragging?

You have to be under age or a brainlet. Either way, fuck off.

>>36979249
>>36979264
Now OP and you both have to post vocaroos.

>>36979249
Excuse my absolute lack of emotion, I'm tired.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qTSV76Vfti

>>36979264
>Is this really the only place you could post your weak attempt at bragging?
Pretty much

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You guys like Death Grips?

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>>36979200
>whats the point of complaining about people liking you?

>>36979200
Everyone loves you but nobody likes you OP

>>36979477
They like my voice, not me. I guess it's better than nothing.

>>36979348
You sound a lot like me. That's just the I'm shy socially awkward voice, aka autism voice.

>>36979200
>be blonde
>blue eyes
>nice facial aspects
>when met people just say "i wish i had your eyes/haircolour " and never ever talk to me again

having characteristics that attracts too much attention is the worst

>>36979200
>Be op
>Not being a kritical impersonator
https://youtu.be/mVQpD9EncAI

I have good looks but the weakest voice ever I'm like marlon brando, girls tell me my voice doesn't match my face

>>36980722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cLnw5KKLkB

It's an 'eh' impression

>>36979348
Holy shit lads its cr1tikal
or maybe mike enoch

>>36979493
>everybody likes you but nobody loves you
There's never a good ending huh

>>36980924
nope there's not

>>36979200
>always be told I look attractive with short hair
>people don't like me with long hair
>literally grow out my hair for this reason
>get a job, be asked to cut my hair just like the NEETfrog memes
>oh wow anon you look good
Fuck the fuck off normies, not being ugly is very nice but I hate this amount of shallowness

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>>36979681
>"Woah anon your hair is so cool I wish I had it"
My only redeeming feature

>>36980872
I thougjt the same thing my dood

>>36980924
Everyone dies in the end...
Life.