How many people left on this board are actually robots, i.e.

>>36978824
by the way the V in KHV is velcro-less before you complain

Literally me, but fuck having women interested in me, I'm not interested in them, fuck literally everyone outside my house.

check
check
I have friend I talk to every day, some online, some offline.

>>36978824
yes. almost 34. kv neet living at home.

waiting my elderly parents to pass so i can kill myself.

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>>36978824
> check
> check maybe, high school but I think they were just being friendly
> check maybe, I only have maybe four real friends, three after tomorrow (moving). One is roommate.

>>36978824
>over 21
been here longer than you faggot

>>36978952
sorry but virgin teens are dime a dozen.

I like how every poster just makes up their own definition of what a "robot" is.

>>36978824
>23
>one sexual relationship like 5 years ago
>dmt destroyed my mind/ability to socialize and now I can't die

Not quite robot, but definitely a wasted person

>>36978824
There is no single definition of robot. I've had sex many, many times and I'm just as much of a robot as anyone else

>>36979043
I think my definition is about as broad and inclusive as it gets without being ridiculous (e.g. including kids and blatant normalfags)

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>>36978824
why does this have to be checked

why cant people who dont fit this criteria leave

>23
>Correct
>Just have my brother and one of his friends who I think hangs out with me out of pity.

>>36978824
Check all 3, but I'm not working some wageslave job. I actually make good money. Where exactly does that put me? Cyborg or something?

I've been on 4chan since before this board was made, and I used to be a stereotypical robot, but then I guess I grew up.

>>36978824
I'm 25, been posting on /r9k/ for at least 6 years

I have a gf

I have a few good friends and a great job as a graphic designer that pays the median family wage in my area, ie I'm making double what I actually need to live (realistically at least 3x. My monthly expenses (rent, insurance, etc) make up probably 1/4th of my take home pay)

Can I still post here or no

>>36979092
Unless you're fucking prostitutes/escorts then you're probably way too socially integrated to be a robot. If you're really bothered by the (totally reasonable) definition given you can just post in one of the many normalfriend threads about your very normal levels of anxiety.

>>36978951
>four friends
this is a pretty good amount to have, if they're close at all

>22
>never kissed or had sex

i'm at the point where i'm finding fat girls attractive

>>36978824
Me.
>over 25
>virgin

>>36978927
do you have any brothers or sisters?

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>>36978824
yes i'm all of those.

yep
>27
>two friends, don't see them but once or twice a year, they're robot neet types too

>>36978824
Here Here. But /r9k/ is now filled with neurotypical faggots with tons of friends bitching that they didn't that many partners because "hur dur I am a manlet it's not fair you have it so ez".
Yeah I am 6'2, so what? Doesn't solve autism.

>>36978836
>24
>KHV
>NEET, never had a job
>literally autistic
But I do have a couple friends I see once a week or so

have you guys really NEVER had a girl hug you?
i only got a hug twice in my life, granted they were mostly due given the social circumstances but even then its quite impressive to go through life without a girl hugging you

>>36978824
I'm going to estimate doing a quick version of Drake's equation from Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

>over 21
20% of /r9k/

>KHV
>70% of that 20%

>never had a girl interested in you
never is a strong word, maybe 25% of that 20%

>essentially friendless/no social life at all
30% of that 20%

So since you're setting the age arbitrarily at 21, I'd guess maybe 1 out of 8 users of /r9k/ meet all of those robot criteria. But if you get rid of the age gate, maybe a third to half.

>>36979781
>gets hugged twice
>acts like the King Of Hugs himself