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Its your lucky day, im gonna kill myself and stream it for you

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Its your lucky day, im gonna kill myself and stream it for you faggots. give me a site to do it on
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>>36973709
>Youtube
do it faggot
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>>36973751
I like your style, alright fuck it ill make an account
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>>36973709
FaceBook live. I hear they're pretty shit at pulling down streams of rapes, suicides and murders
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>>36973709
Don't do it
asdsadas
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>>36973709
What method will you use?

Also don't drag it out too long or the white knights will get it shut down
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>>36973814
I guess facebook would save me some time, just I got my grandma and shit on there. plus I wanna do it with a mask on for some form of anonymity while I do it
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Lol why tho, u wanna see the chads winnin? U bloody faggot
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>>36973897
No he doesn't that's why he's killi g himself
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>>36973873
Why wear a mask if you're gonna be dead?
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>>36973929
So people will care who he was.
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How about tinychat? I'm planning on doing it there also.
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>>36973913
Well dude i think life should be enjoyed no matter ur situation
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>>36973869
I gotta rope but notrees near wifi, so gonna knife
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>>36973974
knife in the throat or what? I tried doing my carotid but just ended up with ugly looking injuries.
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Why donchu just take a fist full of pills?
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>>36973807
When you are set up pass us the link
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>>36973974
There are less painful ways to go anon.
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Day after day,
love turns grey.
Like the skin on the dying man.

And night after night,
we pretend it's alright.
But I have grown older,
and you have grown colder,
and nothing is very much fun anymore.

And I feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
tight as I tourniquet,
dry as a funeral drum.
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>>36973974
no guns?

originalsdfjf
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Never seen a live suicide o.o gonna be interesting
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>>36973709
Op is a faggot. Deliver.
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>>36974037
Gayest shit ive ever read.
This is turning out to be A real shit thread Op.
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>>36974063
Same here, can't wait.
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>>36974063
u should goto liveleak. lots of people on there ending their petty meaningless lives craving for attention.
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I bet this fag aint gonna do shit, this thread was made just to seek attention. Fuckin weird ass nigga
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>>36973709
OP please don't do this but if there's no convincing you go on either Facebook Live or YouTube
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>>36973709
fucking deliver faggot i want in on this
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i want to suicide too. if not for my mom and bro i'd do it. Life is shit
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OP here, I can't believe you idiots fell for it. Thanks for the (You)'s!
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>>36973974
You'll probably fail
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Hello, is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me.
Is there anyone at home?

Come on, now.
I hear you're feeling down.
Well I can ease your pain,
get you on your feet again.

Relax, I'll need some information first.
Just the basic facts,
can you show me where it hurts?
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>>36974067
>>36974080
you both must be new and faggots and GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT TRAP WATCHING SHIT HEADS YOUR TEH FUCKING REASON THIS WEBSITE WENT TO FUCKING SHIT BECAUSE YOU KEEP BAITING THE OBVIOUS FUCKING BAIT THREADS THINKING YOUR FAGGOT """WIITTY"""" COMMENT IS GONNA GET SCRREENCAPPED AND SENT TO YOUR FAVOURITE FAGGOT FUCKING WEBZONE REDDIT YOU FUCKING SHILLS KILL YOURSELVES AND STREAM IT IF THIS THREAD WONT
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>>36974119
I don't believe you. Real op deliver now faggot
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>>36974105
>hey dude don't do that thing but if you will here are some suggestions to help you do that thing
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>>36973709
I'm sad it has come to this for you OP, i wish you the best on the other side. Maybe think about it for 5 minutes more before you do it though. Can't stop you and wish you the best.
Good luck on the other side
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>>36974114
That's the dumbest shit I've read so far today.
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This thread's some beta shit. No wonder no girl wants to talk to you
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>>36973709
Don't do it, please! :( Why do you want to kill yourself? Do you want to talk?
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>>36974137
I actually do like traps.
You got that one right sir.
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>>36974137
kek who pissed in your cereal
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>>36974159
>believes in other side
>wishes OP the best knowing full well the best is eternal damnation and torture
Nice
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>>36974188
THE SAME PERSON WHO CAME IN YOURS
YOUR FUCKING DAD

RAPE YOURSELF
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There is no pain you are receiving.
I distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move, but I can't hear what you're saying.
When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse.
Out of the corner of my eye.
I turned to look but it was gone, I cannot put my finger on it now the child has grown the dream has gone.

I have become comfortably numb.
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thread working as intended
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>>36973709
Hurry up suicidal faggot i'm waiting
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>>36974231
Holy shit kys. Never post on this board again.
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OP aint gonna do shit
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>40 posts
>no livestream
Typical
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shut up sprok
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>>36974220
>Rape yourself.
Sounds hot. I would if I could. Anyway maybe you should get those anger issues checked up sometime.
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>>36974205
>being that upset about wishing someone to find peace
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not OP, but I wanna die anyway. I could livestream myslef trying to an hero with a plastic bag and a belt?
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inb4 op already killed himself and fucked up stream
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>>36973709
Well OP? Actually decided whether to pussy out yet or not?

Also, periscope on phone while jumping from the roof of an apartment block.
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>>36974332
do it pls

You have been muted for 6 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>36974307
Never post on me or my wife's son's board again.
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pls dont kill yourself i dont care if i get called a faggot
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you guys are gonna spend your entire friday night in this thread
you dumbfucks deserve what you get
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>>36974378
fryday night is overrated
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Not sure if Op pussied out or of baiting us for (you)s was his master plan all along. he's a faggot either way.
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>>36974369
I'll be your son then
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It's not workings guys ffs
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>>36974359
What's a good site to stream on? Can't use YT cause all my friends would see me go live and got no phone number for new acc
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>>36974429
Liar. Get on tinychat
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>>36974429
maybe it's a sign anon. maybe you shouldn't kys.
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>>36974427
Ok. I watched Ponyo today and it made me really want kids.
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ok fuckit i'm done. i give up. srry guys
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>>36974429
Why you wanna neck yourself tho?
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>>36973709
OP go buy a gun. Cutting doesn't work.
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>>36974489
LAME LAME LAME

originaladndg
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Don't worry guys, OP wasent a faggot this time. just power drinking beers and writing my note.

heres the link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>36974489
The least you could do is admit you pussied out and not blame it on the stream 'not working', faggot. what s waste.
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>>36974532
eccckkkssddeeeeeeeeeee I fucking hate you faggots
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>>36974476
get your wife's daughter prego
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op a faggot as laways,not even mad
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>>36974476
That's lowkey fucked up man.
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>>36974547
no im not talking about the stream faggot im talking about the ROPE i got nothig solid to tie it too it keeps breaking im too heavy you cunt
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>>36974532
>The lenght of the video loads before the video

You're not going to fool me.
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>>36974532
you have to go back.
origetbacktoplebbit
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>>36974378
As opposed to spending it in other threads?
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Don't succumb to peer pressure by these faggots OP. You don't have to die just because some edgelords want to see you do it.
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>>36974576
W-Why?
Originality stamp of approval
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>>36974636
Wanting kids should be natural.
It'd suck to be telling your kid you only had them because you watched ponyo like a fucking frozen fruit.
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https://www.stream.me/thejewishhotline

gonna try to kill myself with a belt and a plastic bag in like 10 minutes.
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>>36974532
It's funny, because I was just thinking about faggots like you.
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>>36974676
>https://www.stream.me/thejewishhotline
time stamp on the stream now
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>>36974663
It's not natural. Nobody actually chooses to have kids, and those that do are usually seen as the psychos they are and can not get laid. Kids happen by accident.
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oh fuck it's happening originally
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How do I type in the chat?
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The mad man is doing it
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>>36974701
If you don't die, update us on what happened.
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you should 100% stream it here

tinychat/robot9001
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don't do it brah,we are all gonna make it
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>>36974676
>https://www.stream.me/thejewishhotline
Oh shit oh shit
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>>36974701
>>36974676
Am I the only one seeing a black screen? Are you trolling us, OP
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OP will deliver, I am sure of it
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DON'T DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ther's this arg called camdrome that's still going on could someone tweet this the stream to the twitter account?
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>>36973709
Intriguing idea, but consider this: don't do that.
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oh shit he did it!he put on the bag!
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fuck he's actually doing it :^(
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Is this really happening?

for fucks sakes why didnt anyone do anything.
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no fuck this shit,this is awful
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>>36973709
Fucking mad man. He did it!
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Finally a good happening, anon is legit offing himself on stream
Includius me in the screeniuscapius
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natural instinct kicked in
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alright now that that is over let me be your therapist anon
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Just finish it man. There's nothing for you here
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>British

Why do it, bong? You must live another day to see Labour's destruction.
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>>36974819
no hes in a really dark room
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WHERE IS HE? is that his his own place or what
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He nearly died.
pussied out in the end. Thank fuck
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>>36974995
Yeah OP is a truly artistic suicider. Absolutely no sound and in a pitch black room.
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Hurry the fuck up and kill yourself I came here for a show.
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update: OP gave up half way, now he's gone quiet and is muttering to himself
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>>36975050
yeah talking bout burning down the house
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i feel like i knew this kid from the old rabbit room, is your name jack op?
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>>36975021
>>36974992
>>36974976
>>36974947
>>36974876
And any of you virtue signalling faggots; fuck off. You don't actually care if he lives, in your hive mind it's better to be a cog in the machine and live depressed than to off your self and stop the suffering
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>>36975074
You have no idea what you are talking about. Suffering is apart of life, death is a gift it's not something that you should accept willingly. Stop trying to project your insecurities onto other people
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>>36975074
Like you've never had regrets. Fuck off you evil piece of shit.
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Just jump off a fucking building you tard, what the fuck were you thinking using a plastic bag, that's how you end up as a vegetable
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holy shit hes trying it again
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>>36975074
he's young you faggot
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>>36975074
Not like it matters. Literally nothing happening.
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>>36975088
I never asked for life. I'll kill myself someday so fuck off and go back to norming
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>>36975096
no he stopped nevermind
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>>36975074
>virtue signalling faggots;
>anonymously trying to help another nameless person to live
Oooh you're so edgy.

Just kidding you're a massive fucking faggot.
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>>36975112
Do it then you fucking pussy. But stop dragging other people into your bitch ass head because nobody likes you for a reason
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HES REALLY DOING IT NOW. HES DYING.
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Round 2 BOYZ
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Annnnnnnd it's down. How convenient
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hes doing it holy fuck
op not a faggot
stream got shut down while I was doing captcha
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STREAMS OFF
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There went the stream
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cucked again by moralfags
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THE FUCKING MODS COCKED US
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>Offline
WTF IS HAPPENED REEEEEE
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do you think he knows its down?
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Welcome to the ruse cruise.

Y'know, unless the poor sod did kill himself and the mods took the stream down.
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>offline
Origigigi
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stream got shut down right as he tried again. guess we'll never know
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STREAM
THE STREAM
OP WAKE UP
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not today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=goRegJa8Nww#t=1181
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>>36975149
He's probably dying right now.
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>>36975135
One Idiot less, he who does not appreciate life does not deserve one.
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hes gonna pussy out again, hopefully he can find another site
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Hopefully the bongcops find him and beat his ass.
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>>36975173
Lol no. But that bag definitely had holes in it.
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I better see his fat face on the BBC when I wake up tomorrow
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>>36975180
we'll know if he does it this time
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Godspeed robot. One day I will join you in escaping these Normies, who I might add, made it so your death will be in vain. Truly staggering
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He'll never kill himself that way unless he restrained his hands behind his back. Same with hanging, the body will resist death anyway it can. Not that it matters, this guy was just a fat time waster. Hopefully then jumper will actually go through with it
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went down after he tied it
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>rip
>I struggled for like two minutes
>then my adrenaline literally ripped it in half

From chat.
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>guys spilling his heart and about to kill himself on stream while other anons try and help but cant contact him anywhere else
>lets cut off the stream
Why are normies so fucking stupid anyway?
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It went offline... we'll never know if OP followed through, when it cut off he was wrapping the belt around his neck

If he's really gone..
Press F to pay respects
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>>36975187
>>36975218
He's chatting in the stream chat right now.
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>>36975074
>virtue signalling

>seriously being this incapable of empathy
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HES MOVING!!
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>>36975188
.t never been through hardship
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>>36975133
Stop trying to keep people who don't want to live alive. I'll do it once I'm done leeching of neetbux
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>>36975224
How do I make this stupid site work? All I'm seeing is a black stream and nobody is chatting
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>>36975224
The stream is down noob. Post your link.
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>>36975224
Tell him to stream again.
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the dude is a pussy asking for attention, see chat
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>>36975255
>>36975241
>>36975259
Channel just shut down
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lmao white knight gave his number :^)
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>>36975259
this

orignalalalala
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it's not happening at all.
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post tinychat link senpai
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>>36975241
the mods cockblocked the stream and just now the chat as well.
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>>36975238
There is nobody on this earth that doesn't truly want to live. There was a point in there life when they were not the way they are now. If they were truly traumatized they would not be able to function in society and probably would already be dead. This idea that you are all immortal gods that can't feel any pain is really starting to piss off real psychopaths if you didn't notice.
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Chat just got shut down

THATS ALL FOLKS
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>>36975278
Can we call him all night?
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>>36975238
I fucking hate people like you so badly it makes me seethe
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hey any other REAL COOL DUDES up in this thread?

if u a REAL COOL DUDE pls reply with IM A REAL COOL DUDE to this post
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basically what's happened so far

>started stream
>talking about his shit life etc.
>tries to suffocate self with bag and belt
>suffocating for a good few minutes
>eventually he gives in and tries to free himself
>manages to get free
>muttering to himself doing not much
>attempts to do it again
>mods take down stream as he's suffocating
>he posts in chat that he pussied out again
>chat shut down
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>>36975278
"hurr durr yt night"

Fuck off, plenty of people here can relate to him and. Go shit on a dick
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>>36975287
>There is nobody on this earth that doesn't truly want to live
Jesus Christ. Do normalfags honestly HONESTLY believe this shit???
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>>36975278
Do you realize that you sound like a massive faggot?
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>>36975297
Why? Are there any problems with people like this?
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>>36975230
No, you people are the truly unempathic Ines. Let's see, you've never experienced hardship, you always have things handed to you, or maybe, life just is bearable to you. You know what? It's not for everyone.

Sometimes you just want out. Well, you don't because well, you're you, but a small sect of the population does. Some have to guts to do, others not so much. If he wants to die, what does it hurt to let him? It's what he wants, unless you, oh so perfect normie, know what he wants for himself
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>>36975295
>>36975278

yeah that was me? as if I care about getting called.. you kids are so pathetic.
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did he ever post the new link?
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>>36975299
ccccheck'd

IM A REAL COOL DUDE
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HE PUSSIED OUT I REPEAT HE PUSSIED OUT
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>>36975303
oh i forgot what happened 10 minutes ago
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>>36975292
>not quite

Maybe he'll post a link here again.
I still want my show I've stayed alive for a good amount of years just wait for the moment I'd get to see a live suicide.
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>>36975260
Dude, he almost did it. He's serious about this

>>36975299
Fuck off
OP please, at least do it in a humane way. Don't suffocate yourself.
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>>36975314
How old are you honestly? If you are over 20 your a sad pathetic excuse for a human being.
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hey faggot if you're gonna commit to something do it. if not lets talk - I followed ur gay channel
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>>36975299
>if u a REAL COOL DUDE pls reply with IM A REAL COOL DUDE to this post

I'M A REAL COOL DUDE
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>>36975314
Its peoples emotions and circumstances that make them feel like ending their life. Meaning if their lives were changed they wouldnt want to die.

But its obvious of course isnt it, you're ust a fucking edgy loser that takes 4chan meems too seriously
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>>36974037
Mama's gonna make all your nightmares come true.
Mama's gonna put all her fears into you.
Mama's gonna keep you right here under her wing.
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/r9k/ is satire, you're not supposed to take it seriously you silly larpers.
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>>36975348
HA!! 20 even. I win normalfaggot
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so much white knights fags,haram
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>>36975299
I'M A REAL COOL DUDE

originalz
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>>36975326
Dude he's fucking 18, save me the "hardships" story. You're not edgy or cool, you're an emotional and mental toddler. Not even saying suicide is inherently wrong, but an 18yr old live streaming his suicide is a pretty clear cry for help you dumb faggot.
>>36975327
Good on you man
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>>36975366
this

original234234
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>>36975369
Winning shouldn't be the goal. It should be never crossing paths with me cuz i would destroy every last inch of you
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>>36975348
The normie exposes himself yet again! Called out on his literal bullshit and he gets mad and starts attacking people who are different.

Really makes you think
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>>36975357
>being aware that people genuinely want to die makes me an edgy loser
Ok then?
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>F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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WHERE IS THE LINK
REEEEEEEEE
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op failed as intended
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>>36975416
this
orignal85498418464846
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Oh fuck I missed the stream, didn't I?!?
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>>36975326
>you've never experienced hardship
Nigger I've done 3 tours of Afghan, 2 summer. Better men than you have lost hope and killed themselves, I can tell you that for a fact you piece of human garbage.

This guy deserves a little help, some people are happy to provide that. This doesn't affect you in any way, stop being such an edgy faggot.
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>>36975377
He could be 12 and I wouldn't care. Some people don't want to live. If you really cared about them, you wouldn't encourage them to keep living in the world that made them not want to live.

I'm really at a loss for words. How do you people make up the majority of society?
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Trying to find a new streaming site.

And to those calling me a pussy, it was like physically impossible for me to not do it. I literally had an insane rush of energy and my hands like acted on their own.
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>>36975299
im a real cool dude

ajdasdaksdjakdjadasd
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>>36975416
doesn't look like he's streaming again but let's not give up yet
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>>36975400
People only genuinely want to die based on temporary feelings you stupid fucking idiot. Like seriously grow up. bad things happen to people that makes them feel life isnt worth living. Suicide isnt the answer because its all about your mental state. If we could change peoples circumstances and mental state they would want to die.

Jesus you cant be this retarded / egdy can you..

I mean I know you can because Ive come across some seriously retarded people in my life.

I would say people like you should kill yourself but Im not going to because I truly believe love is the answer to hatred.
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05/12/2017

They day OP delivered, can he be /ourguy/ for the night
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>>36975439
of course OP,natural instincts
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>>36975299
I'M A REAL COOL DUDE TOO, ANON
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>>36975260
Whether they're serious about going through with it or not, people who go this far really just want a better life.
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>>36975455
wouldnt want to die**
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>>36975439
>insane rush of energy
you ripped plasic bag you faggot

make a new stream and get a knife
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>>36975448
he said something in chat about tinychat maybe there?
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>>36975439
OP I'VE FUCKING MISSED YOU
HELLO
FACEBOOK LIVE?!
>you're not a pussy, you're a brave man for doing this. Stay dedicated. Have you tried hanging yourself?
>don't listen to the normalfags trying to talk you out of it
>this world wasn't meant for you
>move onto better things, my friend
>I'll meet you there soon enough.
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>>36975299
tfw IM A REAL COOL DUDE
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>>36975439
>PleaseComeBack.jpg
Don't so it over some fucking roastie jesus
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finally some edge on r9k
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>>36975439
Bro I gave you my number man why dont you just call me
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>>36975439
You're not killing yourself over a woman are you?
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>>36975439
holy shit op you dated michael jackson
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>>36975439
>And to those calling me a pussy
The only people saying that are gen up human garbage, and 14 year olds staying up late over the weekend.
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>>36975436
>it doesn't affect you...
Neither does it you, so moot point. You decided to fight for ZOG (*tips*) spooky. Like, honestly, fuck off. How does you putting me down "help" this kid exactly. I'm the only one actually understanding where he comes from and here you come, getting mad that I'm supporting him in getting away from you people.

I bet if you met him in a bar or on the street you wouldn't say one word to him. I wouldn't, but at least I don't pretend to like living.
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>>36975511
dubs and top kek
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>>36975484
Stab yourself in the throat OP
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>>36975439
Dude stop. Let's talk man, ignore all the edgy anon.
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>>36975439

dude
take a step back
she's just some ugly goth-looking whore
>literally killing yourself other a girl
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>>36975491
the sad part about people like you is that in a few days when someone lacks empathy towards you you'll get on here and complain about the world while simulataneously not giving out that energy to others.

Truly a selfish individual and I hope you change your ways. Your life will become better if you change the way you think
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>>36975455
>moving the goalposts THIS far
Lol ok, I bet if opee suddenly won the lottery he'd want to live for a couple days. Doesn't change the fact that he wants to die right now. And you are powerless to change that you fucking queer
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>>36975437
ahh fuck off mate. i've been at points in my life where i felt i'd kill myself for certain and i was just waiting until id closed off all lose ends. your mind set shifts though and when you eventually completely escape the depression years later and finally have a clear mindset you're happy that you didn't do it. I don't care if someone might just want attention. having a hundred retarded edgy robots shout kill yourself so they can get some shock value entertainment in between wanks might just make him do it
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>>36975522
>>36975511

Pretty neat, but check these bad boys!
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>>36975326
>you've never experienced hardship, you always have things handed to you
Really shooting yourself in the foot from the outset by making such laughably untrue assumptions, buddy.

>Sometimes you just want out.
No shit. Plenty of us have been there. My life had been so horrifying since I was old enough to walk that I didn't kill myself only because of learned helplessness and not having the guts. It took more than 25 years but my life finally ended up worth living and I'm so fucking glad I didn't do it. I was really close to getting up the nerve to do it too, that shit was a seriously close call. Plenty of people just want other people to have the chance to experience that, there's no ulterior motive. Get your head out of your ass.
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>>36975439
i know you won't probably care about this, but for real don't do it. I know how you feel. I have had a very fucked up break up as well after a long time relation. And i'm currently fucking up in college. But we have our lives ahead mate. You are not ugly, just take confidence on yourself and i'm sure that you'll do good. seriously, there's a lot of stuff to live still.
>inb4 getting called a normie newfag
I am not, but it's just sad to see how someone who could accomplish a lot of things gets wasted like that. Don't let that ex bitch win. Seriously.
If you have kik or smth you can talk to me if you want
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>>36975439
>killing yourself over a girl

For fucks sake, don't.
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kys white knight fucking normies,kys instead,wasting oxygen and polluting my planet with your shitty CO2,just die already reee
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please OP, I already told my uncle you were going to do it
you don't want to make me look like a liar do you?
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get thread??
check em
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>>36975544
lmao no one has empathy towards me. I already know how it feels. I haven't committed suicide yet because idk, I guess I still have some life to hold onto.
Lmao fuck off, I won't change shit until I eventually snap and become an hero.
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Looks Like The Cool Dude Saved OP

Another Successful Mission Accomplished By The Cool Dude

Take Care, Lads
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>>36975546
>won the lottery

You are a truly shallow minded and shallow spirited individual. Either a result of poor parenting or someone hurt you to the point where you want to express the pain you feel inside towards others. Its not a good tactic my brother.
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>>36975439
I salute you OP for being brave enough to delve into what lies beyond. Don't listen to those calling you a pussy, you're a brave man OP and I respect you

;__;7
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>>36975439
Is that girl wearing a mask or something?
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>tfw 20 minutes late to the action
I go here almost every day, why did I have to miss this REEEEEEE
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>>36975544
Fuck you. People like you have pushed me away for my entire FUCKING life, and it's only now that I'm on the brink of blowing my brains out that you pretend to give half a shit. Eat shit and die you two faced fuck
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>>36975517
>I bet if you met him in a bar or on the street you wouldn't say one word to him.
That's because you're a shit human being. I'd buy the dude a drink this fucking weekend if he wants, we can talk things over.
>>36975439
That's an open offer. I live in Crawley, can probably get to where you are.
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>>36975439
If you're going to kill yourself, do it for a better reason than this man. You'd be cute if you lost a few pounds.
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>>36975299
i too am a real cool dude. notice me.
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>>36975548
>>36975553
Cool, you're lives got better. Some peoples don't and yet you come here and preach endless hopefulness. Sure it could get "better" but not everyone wants that. They don't want money, a girl, being a normie.
Then there are some who never escape and just live shit lives because they don't know any better.
Then the Ines who do do it are vilified because they can't serve the machine anymore.
Not everyone is capable of happiness, or being loved.
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>>36975595
this.
orginalllllalaaaaaaaaa
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normie book

/100017106691839/videos/100850590495164/
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I offer the idea that there is no reason to kill yourself because world war 3 is going to start very soon and you will have your chance for uprising. I depart now. Was a great epic bread guis
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>>36975439
over a woman? you're 18 mate, sort yourself out. Obviously there'll be other women that come into your life. I understand the feeling when a girl leaves you, its all you can think about and it feels like there'll never be anyone else but love is just a chemical honestly. in 6 months you won't give a shit. so stop putting bags on your head, have a cup of tea, put on some venga boys and play some vidya
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>>36973709
include me in the screencap Original
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Put this on speakers while you do it OP.
On repeat if possible.
https://youtu.be/Y-JUFg2gAIw
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>>36975336
for curious onlookers / people who were late/missed it etc.
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>>36975617
oh shit its real
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>>36975617
pass a better link
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>>36975604
Where the fuck do you think you are you fucking idiot.

Do you think you're surrounded by chads? Or are we normies for helping out another fuckup. That's pretty all we do on this board anyway, we toast roasties, laugh at wagecucks and shitpost with bots.

Why do you think we're the cause of your problems?
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>>36975584
Yeah I can fucking tell, and I'm here to talk to you and show you love and compassion if you need it as well. A lot of us here have fucked up lives. Edge isnt the answer.

Dont give in to the evils of the world. Thats what happens, we all get older and one by one fucked up shit happens to us and we give in and say fuck it I'll just be evil as well. You cant do that, you have to keep going through the pain
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>>36975602
>action
you missed nothing
I swear I'm going to start ignoring these threads unless there's a timestamped gun in the OP
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>>36975617

Ok now let's see how many robots reveal their profiles by commenting.
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>>36975553
>my life finally ended up worth living
Serious question, do you genuinely believe it's like that for everyone? That everyone should just suffer throughout the years under some false hope that their lives will somehow fall into place?
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>>36975617
do i need an account to view the stream?
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>>36975439
Whatever you end up doing, I still think you're a good dude. Love you, man. I'll deadass post my number on /b/ if it'll get you to call and talk for a minute, but if you can't be bothered I totally understand.
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>>36973709
pls take ketamine first. What's the harm you're gonna kill yourself. Puusy you wann just kys, take Soros with if you are man
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>>36975676
stream offline
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>>36975676
yes

it is original you algorithm piece of shit
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>>36975666
hi satan :^) originally
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>>36975676
Yes you fuck.
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>>36975617
I would comment OP but I'm logged into my real facebook so i don't want my name there
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>>36975617
I can't view it
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>>36975617
Dude use something better than normiebook, i dont wanna make another account
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>>36975660
>You cant do that
Bull. Fucking. Shit. I can do whatever the fuck I want, and some white knighting faggot isn't gonna change that
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>>36975617
can you make it public, I don't want to make a kikebook
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>>36975637
Shit music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfzgwAKDkCU

Better ending music.
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>>36975672
Yes. I do actually believe that I'm not that guy though. Everyone will come to the realization in their personal philosophy that their life has a purpose whether it has to do with lifting someone else up or lifting themselves up to accomplish something great. Life is not a game. It's nature and nature does not give a fuck about your feelings it will make you suffer.
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>>36973709
.
.
.
.
.
>18 year old anon comes into the surgery
>Plastic bag is tied around his neck with a belt
>Frantically trying to stop the asphyxiation
>Wants me to give him help getting the bag off
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>36975604
Have you considered that maybe people pushing you away would also feel devatated and guilty if you died? People are all fucked up man, we all have problems. A lot of us do bad things and regret them. If I could redo secondary school I would hang around with all the kids I was a dick too. I think about them all the time. The only thing that brought me to that realisation was when I became depressed and anxious myself.

Thats life. Everyone is just a victim of circumstance. Ive had some embarassing and very very dark times in my life but I just think every day at least I have learnt from my mistakes and can try my best not to repeat them in the face of people who laugh at my demise and try hard to ensure that I am excluded and miserable
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>>36975710
Please do.
Original or some shit
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Keep us anons that don't have an account posted, r9k
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okay. go to t!nych@t

/rdcv4d#
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>>36975691
I once had his adress. You'd need a squad to kill him though. 20 men should do
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Not gonna download Facebook app but I will report this so hopefully someone can get this guy some help
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can someone restream the stream so others can watch?
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>>36975608
>I bet if you met him in a bar or on the street you wouldn't say one word to him.
That's because you're a shit human being. I'd buy the dude a drink this fucking weekend if he wants, we can talk things over.
Only because he's about to off himself. Any other time you'd ignore and possibly laugh at him for being a robot.
Disgusting
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>>36974676
tfw got in the thread too late
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>>36975717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhdOQ5BnBys fuck off
don't kill yourself op and listen to this instead.
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I was here.

Don't do it on live stream.
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>>36975698

I'm in luck today. A doubles and a triples in the same thread already.
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>>36975746
It's going on right now I think. It's not too late
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>mfw no normiebook account
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>>36975735
What is this?

Originalitis
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>>36975732
>Have you considered that maybe people pushing you away would also feel devatated and guilty if you died?
God I hope they do. They'd deserve it one hundred percent
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USE TINYCHAT FAGGOT MODS TAKE AGES TO TAKE DOWN STREAMS THERE
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>>36975672
>That everyone should just suffer throughout the years under some false hope that their lives will somehow fall into place?
It doesn't have to be like that dude. If you don't have a drug habit, 200k debt or a debilitating illness, people CAN help you through rough patches.
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>>36975734
he's looking for a better place to stream it
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>>36975800
Just be yourself my man. Amirite guise? XD
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aaand he's gone again.
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he posted a tinychat in fb comments any of you faggots have it?
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>>36975615
For someone accusing others of doing the same you sure are hardcore projecting. He's a teenager sad about a girl. Christ, dude. There are definitely people for whom death is the preferable option and he clearly isn't one of them. Hell, maybe you aren't either, who knows. But either way he isn't you. Not admitting that plenty of people's lives will get better is just as stupid as not admitting that plenty of people's lives won't. Stupider, really, since the former is way more common than the latter. Most people who don't kill themselves end up happy that they didn't.
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>>36975824
/rdcv4d

originaljhf
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>>36975824
Getting it, keep you informed
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>>36975800
Who? Some hobo on the street is gonna help me fix my fucked up life? In case you hadn't realized it I'm not exactly overflowing with support dumbass
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tinychat isn't loading for me, stuck on loading 100%
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>>36975824
tinychatcom/rdcv4d
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Why is the stream down ?? Somebody has a new link ??
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>>36975792
this, stream it on tinychat, I'm bored and want to see some action.
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>>36975824

rdcv4d
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>>36974532
the joke's on you, I unironically enjoy this song
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for tinychat /rdcv4d
guys oh god hes got so much shit to do it with
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>>36975748
>Only because he's about to off himself. Any other time you'd ignore and possibly laugh at him for being a robot.
>Disgusting
That isn't who I am. If someone genuinely needs and actually WANTS to talk, I'll talk to them. I'll probably have something in common with them, we're not that different.
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>>36975871


is the tinychat url not working for anyone else??
is he streaming?
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>>36975672
see
>>36975838
This particular person is too young and his situation too mundane and fixable to conclude it's hopeless now.
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anybody else /Loading application : 100%/?
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>>36975838
As cool as being a normie might be, you know, not everyone is. There is a percentage of the population who don't "get happy". you said it yourself. If he's sad, it's because he was allowed to be sad. If you didn't want him to die, don't let him be sad.
>everyone has rough patches
>XD
Ok, some people don't want to/cant deal with them. If they want to die, let them

My biggest question for you people in this thread is what does it hurt for him to escape his daily Hell?
The false promise of hope isn't working for him so don't say that
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fuck i don't wanna login with my facebook
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https://tinychatcom/rdcv4d so everyone knows
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>>36975907

Yeah isn't working for me either
OP where you at?
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>>36975907
>>36975896
me, oreganoriginalpoopoo
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>>36975851
>>36975907
Just refresh the page and it should work. However, I highly doubt OP's actually going to kill himself, he's not 25+ like most genuinely suicidal robots.
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>tinychat
/rdcv4d#

There's the link my fellow robots. OPs about to deliver.
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fucking death by bepsi
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>>36975962
nah doesnt work.
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>>36975962
not working for me
is the stream there currently up? what's he up to?
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>>36975976
is anything happening? its been loading for 5 minutes here
>>
Is there any way to call an ambulance or cops for this guy? :(
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>>36975921
>cant deal with them. If they want to die, let them
Or, you know, at least try and help them deal with their problems.
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>>36976012
Yeah, dial fuck off into your phone
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is op in the uk?
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HE JUST DRANK A WHOLE FUCKING GLASS OF CODEINE
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>>36976065
sounded like it, he called someone a bloke
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>>36976065

yes look at picture above hes wearing a christmas hat
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>>36976065

his accent is British and he had a UK flag so he likely his
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>>36976074
For the love of Allah please tell me someone is recording this
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>>36975921
>a normie
There you are again with the embarrassingly inaccurate assumptions.

>My biggest question for you people in this thread is what does it hurt for him to escape his daily Hell?
People whose lives have the chance to get better have way more happiness to gain by continuing to live than sadness to alleviate by killing themselves. It's faulty cost vs benefit analysis to think suicide is a reasonable option for those people.
>>
He is the razor type
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>>36976091
gotchu senpai

dsfv,v,c
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>>36976091
I'm trying to screencap the highlights
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HOW DO I MAKE IT LOAD ITS NOT LOADING GODDAMN
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>>36976124
Isn't anyone calling the police??
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>>36976108
He'all die eventually anyhow. Pleasure is fleeting. Once again, you never did anything to stop this or any other robot hero he took the high road.

Once again, fuck off with this Facebook tier shitposting
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>>36976074

are you shitting me? I won't even be able to see the actual death bc the site is broken?

fugg
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it s no wonder she left you OP, can t even deliver on suicide? jesus
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>>36976140
wtf are you doing here fuk tha police
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i was here since this thread was started 2 hours ago. it is my right to see this death. i feel cheated,
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>all these underage

what the fuck
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>literal children posting on /r9k/

wow what a shock
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>>36976144
>He'all die eventually anyhow. Pleasure is fleeting.
whohooa deep......
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This is so fucked, a bunch of underages are joining the voice chat and spamming music and other dumb shit while hes fucking killing himself. This is so fucked up.
>>
Its happening boys.
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>>36976261
>underages
>on r9k
imagine my surprise
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>>36976261
i had to leave i started to cry because its so fucked someone do something
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>>36976255
Can you refute it? No, not really. Only reason you want him to live is so you can get good goy points and so he can stay apart of the machine
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>>36976261
I agree 4chan is 18+, I want to see this guy kill himself without some 11 year old meme lord yelling sharpie in pooper
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>>36976261
im trying to get him to fukcking stop you twat
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Watching this shitshow at 4am has to be the new lowest point in my sad life.
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>>36976311
>>36976297
>>36976293

I was trying to get him to stop too, I was Kekk and he banned me
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>>36976342
I think everyone got banned, i was somuchtolivefor
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This is Art.

We are living the future
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Whoever recorded this post footage please
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>>36976363
who invited all these fucking /b/tards jesus christ

let a fellow robot die in peace
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>>36976363
LMAO you're a retard lol.
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>>36976334
it's 2 am literally jumped out of bed to rush into the pc when i heard some dude is anheroing i wanna see this! He is not very good at it unless he sweats himself to death.
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Wtf is happening it looked like he was doing it from all the screenshots posted but now hes just sitting here like a dumb faggot
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>>36976363
Jack the BAGGED Man
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>>36976352
Damnit, how do we get back in?
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>>36976383
>all of these kids trying to stop him
>"my dank memes will save him"

It's embarrassing, maybe OP shouldn't be the only one killing himself tonight
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>>36976422
you don't, fucking 8th grade faglord
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>>36973709
please don't kill yourself :( you'll ruin so many people's lives.
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>>36976447
I'm trying to help him retard, I wasnt spamming music
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Just got banned for saying "EVVIVA IL DUCE"
(I was Supah)
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is he ever going to do it??
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>>36976261
Normoids work like that.

Everything is such a joke, haha, so funny.
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>>36976294
Yes really, but nobody's going to bother continuing to talk to a broken record spouting high school tier pseudo-philosophy. You can't repeat the exact same accusations you made in your first posts and expect people to repeat their responses to them again too. So cheers m8 *tips projector*
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>>36976460
exactly, let the man die in peace, he's a grown-ass individual who can make his own decisions
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>>36976474
my sides hurt
have a (You)
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>>36976474
need a temple for this one anon
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>>36976499
Fine, but I still at least wanna see it. Jack please unban Kekk
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>>36976499
nah he's a kid who can't even grow a proper stache
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op baiting for atention with suicide.

if he really wanted to die it would be easy, no wonder she left him. what a letdown.

Hey OP if you're reading you are a fucking letdown, for me, for your parents and for the goth girl.
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>>36976474
that's one for the memory books
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>>36976538
OP was a troll, the stream is someone else.
>>
>>36976538
Still I wanted to watch his codeine trip
>>
Goddamn, hearing those kids in the tinychat really drove home that I've aged out of this place.
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>>36973709
Damnit, ill check back in the morning

See you in space, cowboy
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>Wanting to kill myself
>See a thread on /r9k/
>Thisismyplace.jpeg
>hijack the thread
>Post links to stream sites
>first attempt
>Fail
>Facebook
>Fail
>Tinychat
>Itlives.mp3
>BagMan time
>While in bagmode a bunch of underage faggot hijack my stream
>"DESU DESU SHAPER IN THE POOPER"
>mfw i can't kill myself
>mfw i try to burn a razor
>mfw my suicidal stream turns itself into a underage stream
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he's just sort of high off purple drank and not really doing much, it's getting kinda boring desu he's just lying back and chilling
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>>36976607
we haven't aged out, they just come in earlier. We were't doing this when we were 12, All I did was play mario at that age
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>>36976636
underage suicide = underage stream
magic isn't real son
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>>36976487
Keep leaving your fantasy. Maybe high schoolers reach it because it's so obvious?
Anyway, let people live out the real world
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>>36976607
Same desu lad. This whole event has made me realise that. Its just a bunch of edgy kids looking for their next 10 seconds of entertainment. Can't imagine growing up on the internet like these kids, its making them so detached from reality.
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>>36976669
the guy is 18
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>>36976676
come on let's be real for a second.
OP decides to khs with a bag and cough syrup
you're gullible af.

He has electricity but he still drink the kool aid and put on the kink-o-bag his ex-gf gave him for his bday on his head.

srsly.

>>36976699
check'd. this is the proof that it isn't serious. He's a bit chubby but not bad looking, he seems to have money, he isn't really suicidal.

Thanks OP now I realize most depressive people on /r9k/ are in fact underage larping fags.
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This nigga gon jump
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This is taking too long.
someone make another thread with the results of this if this thread dies before then.
I'm off to bed.
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>>36976759
Screenshot it. Jump from where?
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>bleach
oh oh.
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>>36976782
he was leaning out his window to puke, he aint jumping
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>>36976797
Shit, dont tell me he's drinking the duck?
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>>36976825
can you not hear the sound? he wasnt puking
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he's threatening to straight up drink bleach
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>pepsi shilling intensifies
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He be pukin now lads
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>>36976843
nigga he just puked on his desk
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>>36976843
he is now jesus christ
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>>36976846
he just fucking vomited everywhere
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We puke nao.
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>>36976863
nibba he was leaning out the window nibba
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What in the world somebody stop this or I'll do it myself
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>>36976880
0h for fucks sake.
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>>36976782
he didn't jump from anywhere. he was puking.
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>>36976894
if you can stop it what are you waiting for
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That is one hell of stream, bag man, desu man, chilling and now half naked puked chap, i love Britain
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>>36976883
yeah, for fun though I'm sure, couldn't have had anything to do with the puking.
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Someone link me I don't feel like scrolling
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>>36976894
Knock yourself out, friendo. You know his address?
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>>36976897
R.I.P people outside.
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OP made a mixed drink of Coke and Bleach, smelled it, and threw up.
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>>36976897
d4t ass tho
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>google to find a way to email the police
>I have to phone them

Shannot be facing my anxiety of phones to try and save a life. RIP
>>
Where's the stream now? I fell asleep.
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>>36975439
You are such a daft cunt it is unbelievable
>>
someone please screencap this thread and spread it. It needs to be seen so people can realize they are being retards
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>>36976965
Hahaha, fucking hell. What an absolute waste
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>ugly roastie can't not be the center of attention

wew lad
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OP you're doing it wrong!! You can't even kill yourself right ,baka
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This is fake, I really doubt this is legit. If so though, then I don't know what the fuck to think
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Its sad seeing his state, put me on the screencap
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>>36976965
all dis wasted codeine :'(
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>>36976978
>Picked up phone to call police and get him some help
>Realized I don't actually give a shit instantly and put phone down

Can't say I didn't try, F
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>>36976978
well that's a shame your lifesaving didn't work out, you seem like a real hero to me.
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Fuck that roastie whore and all the underage fags trolling him. Let a robot die in peace and discover what lies beyond this horrible fucking earth
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Phoned the popo, told them his name, roughly where he lives and his age.

Rest is up to chance. Hopefully they get there in time.
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guys, I'm scared.
Is OP playing sudoku for real?
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>suffocation with a bag and belt
>codeine overdose
>trying to drink bleach

this guy is the king of shitty suicide methods
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>>36977078
Let OP die, everyone should have the right to kill themselves and live stream it.
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>>36977078
Good job, anon.

Anyone know why OP is doing this?
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>>36977064
Anon saves the day.


Originalitium
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>>36977078
You're a fucking killjoy faggot.

Why does nobody around here want to have a little fun anymore.
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he is calling the police
what a failure
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>>36977075
It's too late, but at least he's called 911. Christ this is old /b/-tier shit though, I thought /r9k/ was lost to normies
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>>36977101
he drank 1/6 of his concoction then purposely spilled the rest of it. he looks okay atm
>>
he's 16 lmaoooo
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He gave up, he's calling 911
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>>36977144
...he drank bleach..?
check'd and goncerned

>>36977153
told you
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>>36977078
>infringing on someones fundamental rights as a living being
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>>36977078
I want to see the popo whether dead or live
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He's fucking calling the police...

Jack, you tried. I don't even care if you're only 16, you tried your best to reach the other side and just ultimately couldn't make it. Utmost respect for you, Jack.
>>
WHERES THE FYCKING STREAM
>>
>tfw OP is actually going for death by cop
holding out hope
>>
I think someone should take their lives if they choose to if they are suffering and cant be helped

but i think someone should try to help this dumbass before he kills himself
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>MOM FOUND THE SUICIDE STREAM
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>MUM FOUND THE SUICIDE STREAM
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Even though OP failed I really appreciate the original content. Great thread!
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>his mom found the suicide stream

Holy shit, this is the most robot thread I've been to in years, utmost respect for Jack for at least trying to deliver
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>>36977193
>tried your best
>rubbed razor cartridges on his arm instead of jumping out the fucking window

yeah ok
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>>36973709
Just do it on facebook live, you faggot
>>
Anyone manage to record this?
>>
>>36977210
He is trying to get his gf that left him back by trying to sudoku. That is what I've gathered. He probably was hoping that she would stop him.
>>
this guy is fucking 16. spoiled little shit. he obviously has $$$ and is killing himself over a girl. he should consider himself lucky that he could even get a gf at that age, i sure couldn't and unlike him i'm not a fat fuck.
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>>36977235
It sucked.until the very end fuck off jack just anhero by cop
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HE SHAVED HIS ARM ON STREAM NIBBAS BEST CONTENT EVER
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>>36977249
little late there sport
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>>36977226
Indeed, but he said he is not the OP, but still, Not-OP delivered
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WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS GOOD THREADS KEK WHY
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>>36977274
Did you see his first attempt with the bag? nigga was fucking serious dude
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>>36977278
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug missed it
>>
It's been a wild ride lads, I'm glad it had a happy ending.

All the "kys" screaming faggots got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
>>
well I think op was serious but just too young and dumb to use an actual method
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>>36977312
>hl3 joke
yeah pretty much sums up this stream
>>
>>36977312
what exactly is he trying to do there?
>>
punk ass push over cant even jump
>>
>>36977325
He's gonna live, but it won't be all too funny. Fucked up his organs and will be put in the psych ward. Nigga should have just drank all of the bleach
>>
What happened? please respond help
>>
>>36977350
Suffocate himself with a bag and belt, earlier he almost did it and the adrenaline forced him out of it
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>>36977345
>mfw that was originally me
>>
guys
did he die?
i thought he was just acting
>>
>>36977350
Suffocate himself with CO2
>>
Can't even watch the stream with all the ten-year olds...
>>
>>36977345
>turn this into a media title
>"Child try to suicide on livestream over Valve not announcing HL3"
>????
>PROFIT!
>>
>>36977350
some of his macaroni salad spilled in the bag on the way home, he wanted to lick it out.
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>>36977312
yea the first stream was legit. he was suffocating for a quite a while and looks like he actually nearly died. it looked like he was struggling to break free when instinct kicked in too, he was set on dying.

after that i think he decided he didn't actually want to die and just prolonged things for attention. why the fuck else would be a make another stream, lol.
>>
>>36977379
Honestly, what the fuck is that? There's some fucking faggot scream "DESU DESU SHARPIE IN THE POOPER" like he's so fucking funny. Holy shit I wish he was the one killing himself.
>>
Anybody else wanna kill himself? It's not even 4am and I'm bored.
>>
>>36977404
The fucker drank bleach, even attention whores wouldn't drink that shit.
>>
Really hammers home how many of you faggots are 14 or younger.

I don't know why I'm surprised but holy shit.
>>
>>36977358
he didnt drink any of the bleach
>>
>>36977165
apparently its cocaine and bleach but how the hell would i know. i think someone came over to his house and then he left steam
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>>36977312
Yes it was boring too lets just agree suicide isn't his thing or isn't as easy as it looks
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>>36977438
He drank a small chug of it, not enough to kill him but enough to fuck him up, also he took other stuff aswell.
>>
>>36977419
The people playing random shitty sounds need to die...
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>>36977469
He puked all the other stuff up.
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>>36977430
>>36977379
This thread was a big reminder how young the average /r9k/ poster is, most of these faggots who are crying

>tfw no gf

are just teens with hormones and will grow out of their feels. 99% of this board is fucking dumb.
>>
Guys, can I have a quick rundown of what happened so far?
>>
Damn did I miss it lads? ;( Anyone happen to record?
>>
what a loser
cant even kill himself
>>
>>36977429
he poured bleach into a cup and then vomited for a solid 2 minutes
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>>36977438
He actually took a gulp I'm pretty sure.
>>
>>36977193

He's the worst kind of attention whore. His intention was never to die.
>>
>>36977438
he took a good amount of the bleach
>>
Extra points for all the lucky underageb&'s who won't wake up with OP's blood on their hands tomorrow. If your grown and wanna tell people to off themselves that's cool, but like these CHILDREN will likely grow up to regret something like that.
>>
Tell me if he does anything else. I can't be arsed with all the obnoxious shite people are posting
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>>36977493
Pretty sure he called the police or some shit and left the room
>>
someone call for help please

i mean this isnt ok
>>
>>36977500
Then he threw the bleach off the window and wasted all that codein children in africa could have eaten it
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>>36977493
>fat kid tries to kill himself
>sips lean
>fails trying to bag himself
>pukes
>/r9k/ is legitimately filled with underage children
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>>36977528
even if it wasn't, there are far less entertaining attention whores on /r9k/. he made for a solid thread.
>>
>>36977547
It's alright there guy, nothing happened
>>
>>36977235
Dare i say he is /our guy/ now?
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>>36977547
you OK little guy? i can read you a story if you like.
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>>36977557
The lean he made was pretty legit, he was high as hell. I'm surprised he didnt start having a seizure
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>>36977444
its codeine you cocaine
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>>36977358
>guaranteed neetbux for the rest of his life
sociopath wageslaves btfo yet again
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>>36977529
when? i could hear him pouring some of the bleach out 1-2 seconds before he brought the glass into the picture. (on his right side of the screen, not when he poured it out the window on the left) i had full volume on. if someone uploades i can show you
>>
What is it with these cunts making the chat unwatchable can't nobody ban these youtube fags ??
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>>36974332
This is how it started
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>>36977493

>16 y/o makes a stream saying he'll kill himself
>tries to suffocate himself and nearly succeeds
>tries again and pussies out
>chugs cough syrup and gets leant as fuck.
>tries to drink bleach and vomits everywhere
>calls the cops and fucks off

RIP bag man
>>
>>36977656
anyone have a recording
>>
>>36977629
and, a few minutes after that he pretended to fall down. dont you think someone this starved for attention would make sure to drink the bleach live so everyone could see it?
there are no screens of him drinking bleach
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>>36977637

It's over now anyway, the guy told his mum.
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>>36977683
nigga he aint david blaine, he poured the bleach in a cup, appeared to drink it and hurled everywhere, he probably drank the bleach.
>>
>>36977683
No, he almost did it, but when he smelled the thing he started to throw up
>>
He isn't streaming anymore, did I miss his mom turning off the computer or something?
>>
>>36977663
nothing interesting happened and then shills made it unenjoyable
>>
can someone post a link??
>>
>>36977748
After that though, he picked up the glass again and he was offscreen for like 2 minutes and then he set the glass back down and 1/4 of it was gone
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>>36977759
>shills made it unenjoyable
What were they shilling?
>>
WHERE IS THE VIDEO nigga??????????????????????????????????????
>>
>>36977750
Yeah, his mommy came to save the day and he called 91! He is going to be fine.
>>
>>36977808
Autism
Pkjjjj
>>
>>36977793
thats when he poured it out, i could hear it. he was standing upright while pouring it out, to his right, just out of sight. i couldnt believe people fell for it
>>
>>36977793
Well, he told police he drank the bleach but i'm not sure if he actually drank that or if he just pretended
>>
>>36977045
Was tranny
>>
>>36977373
original faggot senpai
>>
Where my boi somuchtolivefor @
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>>36977557
underage was /b/tards in there
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>>36977983
keep originally telling yourself that bud
>>36978037
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