Hello there wagecuck, you caught me having a good read. How has

>>36972627
>How has been your day so far?
mind had to buffer what you just said
it's been pretty good, had sex after work

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>>36972658
>it's been pretty good, had sex after work
Out. Get the fuck out.
REEEEEEEEE NORMIE GTFO

>>36972627
>reading about economics
>good read
kek

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>>36972627
This is an awesome read.

I really do love these threads.

>>36972627
Pretty good. Made money, bought myself a nice supper and generally feel accomplished, something neets will never know.

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>>36972627
We helped a woman give birth.

Another one born addicted to heroin

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>>36972627

The McDonalds was shot up by another crazy person and I messed up on an order.

I wish I could read books. I'm always too tired and can't concentrate. I just drink beer and browse 4chan in my free time.

>>36973916
How do you suspect that you need to test for that?

>>36972627
Pretty good. I availed of the "buy two haircuts and get one free" promo at the local barber shot

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>>36973961
>mother had very obvious tract marks, admitted she shot up mere hours prior to going into labor.

The signs are obvious. That woman was on the dope for the entire pregnancy, She was a prostitute funding her habit. 19 y/o

Nice huh? Paramedic in Detroit here, Ask me anything.

And before you ask the obvious, KHV here. Unless you count my uncle during CPR. He fell into cardiac arrest. Survived.

Hello fellow neets I have a question for yall. I walked into my local random food store and the cashier this time was a qt3.14 she looked at me and asked me if "didnt you come here before?" Does she want me robots? Is this what its like to be chad?

>>36974082
what does it mean that the kid is born addicted to heroin? If the kid comes out and tries heroin it will trigger something?

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>>36974082

> KHV here. Unless you count my uncle during CPR. He fell into cardiac arrest. Survived.

So you fucked him when he was out cold?
I'd rather be dead if I was him.

>>36974448
Not him but the baby goes through withdrawal. Its pretty terrifying if you look it up.

>>36974448
No see when you are in the womb if your mother does drugs or drinks booze it goes into you as well. So if the mother does heroin or crack the baby can become addicted while in the womb.

>>36974448
Some symptoms are shaking or it gets more extreme as the baby is reliant on the drug some even die.

>>36972627
Hey there, NEETcuck.

How did your haircut go today?

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Your mother and I are going on our movie date tonight, I left you some "neat bucks" on the table for pizza! Sorry for leaving you alone again, you just seem like the type of guy who gets used to it. Cheers, anon!

>>36974622
>having house to self
>leaving spending bux
>even saying sorry
this sounds like the dream

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How do NEETs even survive?

Welfare? Social Security disability? I'd rather jump off a bridge than live like Chris Chan.

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>>36974670
Thanks champ, I knew you wouldn't feel bad! I'll make sure to have the little lady home before midnight! Don't go too crazy, you hear?

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Hello neetie, how was your haircut today?

first day this week i haven't spent a few hundred dollars on junk
sold some stock on robinhood, researching my next entry point
got a shipment of flavored roasted nuts from when i was really hungry the other day
it was an okay day
day is okay

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*giggles violently* Ahh, why hello there pathetic NEETs! What have you been up to in your basement huh? Getting another haircut from mommy? *chuckles* I just got done living a fufilling day of purpose as an executive at a forbes top 100 major company. They sure do pay me a lot, I love buying so many nice expensive things with my paycheck, what type of expensive things do you buy with your tiny little NEETbux government paycheck? *chokes with laughter*

Anyway, little NEETie, enjoy living a life filled without purpose and staying shut-in at home all day, at least you get a haircut right? *bursts out laughing*

>>36974948
I will literally pay you to keep up with OP and post shit like this every time he makes a thread.

Honestly start a Patreon I'll pay you $10 a post.

Who here 'so good at your job that you are too valuable for them to fire and can afford to fuck around all day.'

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>>36974948
Thank you for your contribution and you hard work, wagie. I couldn't really be bothered to read your post, being a NEET and all, my time is a bit too valuable for that, but I am sure you had something interesting to say, you wagies always do. Toodaloo.

>>36972627
Really badly understaffed nightshift. I feel shit. Same again tomorrow.

Keep on NEETing, friend.

>>36974082
Are you that alcoholic with PTSD? I see you on here all the time

>>36974994
Poor little NEET getting triggered.

How was today's haircut?

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>>36975766
That is awfully passive aggressive. I really didn't read your post. It was too long. I don't have time to read everything you wagies write. Now calm that wage rage. Ciao.

>>36977333
Sorry I saw your picture and assumed it was some kind of neet babble, didn't have time to read it, was too busy working. Earned a bonus today for my extra work, will be buying a boat later. See ya!