>"you're very kind and sweet" >"you're

>>36971467
>"you're always so calm"

I've had this too but I'm not, I'm a complete mess but I'm too socially inept to show my emotions in a socially acceptable way so I just keep quiet.

>>36971467
>"you're handsome"
>"you're beautiful"
>"you're cute"
>"you're god"
>"you're so sexy"
>"you're making me wet"
>"you're my best fuck"
>"you sucks"
>"you are nothing but shit"
>"you're not a man and will never be"
>"you're pitiful"
>"you're gross"
>"you're my lover"
>"you're like a big brother to me"
>"you should kill yourself"
>"you have no value besides sex"
>"you fuck like a beginner"
>"you have a small dick and too much hair"
>"you're aging like good wine"
>"you look old now"
>"you're so weird"
>"you're so mysterious"
>"you look like a creepy stalker"
>"you have nothing to say"
>"you're so smart"
>"you're so dumb"
>"you're uninteresting"
>"you're a faggot"

>>36971467
They haven't, I don't talk to any women.
:(

>>36971467
Women dont talk to me

Original statement

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>"you're very kind and sweet"
but i'm not fuck off

>>36971467
>you're so judgmental
I can't think of many others and this one stands out because it was said multiple times, by the same person.

>>36971747
>you're so judgemental
oh the irony

>>36971467
>you're so funny
>you're too nice
>you're so quiet
the urge to nunchuck a thot into space is real

>>36971467
i think the nicest thing a girl said to me was
>i love you

She died a year later

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>your so funny
>your so culutured
>your so intelligent
>your so logical
>your so handsome
>your so fit
>your know so many instruments
>you know so much about anime
>you know so many languages
>you have so much free time
>your always taking naps
>i luv u owo

Thanks babe. I get it a lot though, being a NEET and everything.

>>36971777
There's a few layers to this, though, since it's implied by others as well. I just have "high" expectations for myself and others and this pisses people off for some reason.

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>the problem my husband has with you is you're both alpha types

>>36971467
>>36971529
>>36971640
>>36971737
>>36971747
>>36971777
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>>36971826
>women talking to you
>"robot"
This does not compute.

>>36971467
>"You're nothing like any other guy I've ever met"
>"You're amazing, you deserve better than me"
>"Your thing is pretty big for a white guy"

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Is 'you smell nice' a compliment?

It's just me putting on a perfume... it's not ME, so how is it a compliment? Isn't it like compliment you for wearing clothes?

>>36971945
it is a compliment indeed.

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>I'd fancy you if you were more confident

I need to stop being a mute sperg

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>>36971915
>your thing is pretty big for a white guy

>you always look so high tehee

I don't even smoke, i just rely on my interior fortress to escape real people.

>when you gonna find a girl, you gonna make her so lucky

I have no problem with that, i jut want to be made a lucky guy by the girl that gona be my gf

>we both deserve better...

I am still processing this one desu

>>36972071
Translation:
>"I deserve better than someone who wants to be with me, a very bad woman who's with you now as an injustice cause you deserve better than that"

Real translation:
"I just wanna fuck Chad"

>>36972071
also stop dating doradus

>>36971467
>You have good eyebrows
>You're funny
>You're awkward

>>36971945
Will you orginally date me?

>>36971945
Jesus you're retarded.

retardblox

>>36972350
sure

>>36972416
why

>>36971977
not really though

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>You're a pervert!
latest thing i've been described as and i have to say she was right.
Also
>you're cute
>you're a really sweet guy, but.....
>you're so funny
>you look like you could be in movie (a little girl said this and it was the sweetest thing ever)

>>36971467
>you're so trustworthy
>you're voice is so sexy
>you're so funny
>you're so cute

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>>36971467
>"You are so quiet"
>"He is mysterious"
>"He never speak"
>"He is good in history"
>"He is 'dangerous' "
>"He is a Nazi"
>"He is skeletal"

My stealth behavior saved me from being bullied in high school, good times being ignored in the class

>>36971467
>you're much better for having converstions with then other boys
or something along those lines.
to this day i still have zero idea what the fuck she meant by that

>"you're like my favorite guy here in school"
What did she mean by this brobots?

>>36971467
>your so patient
>you're just an ocean of devotion, aren't you?
>you're so nice
>you'll find her someday. you're really sweet
>you'd be a real catch, y'know?
and simultaneously
>you're so wonderful, i can already tell you have someone at home

>nobody at home except me when i get home from wageslaving

>>36973990
you're her best platonic male friend
she feels comfortable around you but not enough to settle for you

t. ex normo

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>I love you
>kiss me
>lets hold hands
>lets cuddle


none of these are true I am just really lonely and like to fantasy about having a girlfriend

I've had people say I have nice eyes, but then they never talk to me again?