>sleeping in bed >feel something moving on your arm >wake

Scream like a bitch and fling it off

once a month i wake up and jump out of my bed thinking that this is happening to me

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Hope it has venom and kills me.

Or, more realistically;
>feel spider
>panic
>flail arm to get it off me
>get up, run to another room and close the door
>call someone to get rid of it for me.

Lucky for me, no big insects live in my country, but I'm still scared of them, even if they're small.

Scream and get it off, then probably watch it for a while because it's a cool huntsman which are cool and harmless

>>36971455
Try not to panic of course.
Been woken up by a wasp before, fucking cunt was pricking me with his stinger. Only time i've smashed a bug with my bare hands.

>>36971455
I would probably panic and throw him off, but then I'd try to catch him and keep him comfortable. I feel for spiders, they don't deserve the hate they get.

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>>36971455

>open the door
>get on the floor
>walk the spidey walk

>>36971455
Probably exactly what the guy in the gif is doing. Tense up really fucking bad and remain perfectly still until spiderbro is done with his morning jog

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>>36971455
Give it my other arm to walk on, then keep alternating hands, as I get up, walk out of my room, until I reach my toilet and flush the thing. Cute spider, but not part of the local ecosystem so it's got to go.

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>>36971455
realize that spiders cant bite things they're standing on, lower my arm to the floor and let it walk off

Pull out my ak47 and pop a cap in its ass for glaring at me like a wack fool. I have to turn my baseball cap sideways, pull my pants down, hold the gun sideways and lean back first.

>>36972127
Nah uhhh that one spider yhwt bit spidwman

>>36971455
Run to a power plant and jump into the water.
Maybe the spider will become radioactive and bite me then I become Spider-Bot

I would fling my arm so hard my finger tips would probably go super sonic as I rip my elbow/shoulder out of their sockets. Then I just have to find where the fucker landed and engage it in melee combat with my other arm.

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>>36971455
Have a heart attack and fucking die.

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>>36971455
"Nah mahn its just a huntsman...""

>>36971455
Take a deep breath
Accept my death

>>36971455
I fuck it. It's the only living creature ever to voluntarily get in my bed and touch me.

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>nope nope nope
>KILL IT WITH FIRE
>go back to browsing le reddit

>>36971455
remain perfectly still and hope that it doesn't crawl on my face and gets the fuck off of me

Jerk off with that hand.