Why haven't you read the Bible yet /r9k/?
The path to a happier life is just one book away.
The Bible is an interesting read if you familiarize yourself with the history of that time era. It also helps to read some annotated notes or get an edition of bible that's meant for studying rather than preaching.
>>36969975
that says the "bibble"
>>36969975
read the bible?
That's like saying "read the expanded universe of Star Wars". It's all a confusing mess.
I will say this though. The new testament letters did a fantastic job of establishing civilization and reducing the impact of religion.
>>36970303
nice meme. what's your philosophy on life?
hi guys, i'm a newfag around here...what's this place all about?
>Chapter 1: God makes the Universe
>Chapter 2: God makes the Universe again
The fuck is going on?
Spoiler alert: Jesus dies
>old testament: god is obnoxious, unfair and whimsy
>new testament: everything is rainbows and happiness
something is not right famalam
Read it. I kinda dig the NT, the old testament can suck my dick though.
>>36969975
I was religious as a kid, tried to get back into it, left and forced to get into it again. I'm finally free and I will never go through that pain again.
>>36970745
>famalam
You're missing the "adingdong"
Add it back, okie.
>>36969975
>one book away
More like 66 books away, which are all about different things.
Read Song of Songs for the porn, and Revelation for some riveting apocalyptical drama, and Ecclesiastes for philosophy.
>>36970622
>nice meme. what's your philosophy on life?
I'm a religionist.
But I understand the meta-narrative of the new testament letters (romans, galatians, etc). It was written by crypto-atheists who despised theocracy. We can credit these people for humanism.
>>36970816
Opposite for me...Old Testament was full of interesting stories, high body count destruction and of course, creation. Everything from war to adultery and many, many murders...some of my favorite characters died by the end. Judgement of the World, mass extinction and the Ark, captained by Noah...
The Nrw Testament was 4 books about the snuffing of Jesus and writings from the disciples and apostles who followed. Suffering, piety, prison times and poetry. A fucking bummer in other words...
Revelations was interesting, if not for the fact that Christians believe it describes the end days then for the highly violent, literal visualizative metaphors of grand imagination left open to interpretation...
8/10, would recommend...
(Even for the Atheists)...is a good book.