Most popular thread right now. What the fuck even is this board

Having sex or being a relationship doesn't make a person a normie. If you lower your standards, get a job, and learn to be sociable you'll find a woman willing to have sex with you. It doesn't mean you're no longer a robot.

>>36969948

You get two keks for the typical normie response.

I have a job, am as sociable as I can tolerate, and don't have high standards. Still a virgin. And yes, I do "approach" women.

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>>36969948

Literally the definition of a normie, but whatever. It's not like I would ever expect someone who would say something like that on here to understand.

Trying being a legitimately ugly, 5'6" manlet.

> Just get get fit, bro.

Ok, been working out for two years.

> Just be confident bro, it's a numbers game.

Two hundred rejections and counting.

> Just move out and leave your parents, bro.

Moved out at 18; have my own apartment.

> Just get a job and be a bit more sociable, bro.

I've never not had a job. I've never been a NEET.

I seriously wish you guys would hang yourselves. Like, please, literally neck yourself after you get off this board.

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>>36969920

Bye bye, r9k. It was fun while it lasted.

>>36969920

The elevated normie presence at this hour is actually sickening.

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/r9k/ - Sex and Relationships

>>36970245
It can't end. I won't know how to adjust.

>>36969948
fuck off normalfag with exta slurs tosay

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>>36970245
lol no it fucking wasn't.

>>36969920
I don't have the will to leave. It's not like I have anyone else.

Why must the Gods punish us like this. We're a minority on our own board.

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>>36969948
FUCK OFF NORMIE
GET OFF MY BOARD
FUCK OFFFFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>36973041

You guys need to stop getting worked up over obvious bait. Poster is probably a virgin himself.

/r9k/ has certainly seen some better days OP. I'm not sure how things are going to be looking a year from now on here, but it surely won't get any better.

>>36969920
You know, it's funny.

I'm 5'3". FIVE FOOT FUCKING THREE. I've never had a girlfriend. I've never had sex. I've never kissed anyone. I'm a double dropout and a NEET. I'm nearly a wizard. I posted on wizardchan back when the dwarf still owned it. I don't have a Facebook (I'm sorry, "Faceberg", I forgot whose site I was on for a second) or a Tumblr. And yet, because I like the gay threads, "some people" will say I'm not a "robot". This has nothing to do with the thread. I'm venting. Never mind.

>>36973602

I'm 5'6" so I pretty much go through the same struggle. Hang in there, lad. Personally, I wear shoes designed to make me taller without being noticeably. So in public I'm actually 5'8".

Yeah, I don't see how liking gay threads would not make you a robot in any way or how that has any bearing. I mean, I'm a straight robot and I like the porno threads and feet threads tht are occasionally posted here.

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>>36973602
If it makes you manlets feel any better I'm 6'0 and the only gf I ever had dumped me for a literal midget.

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>Create forum for outcasts
>Normal people come to ruin it
>Then they become indignant when you tell them to leave

I fucking hate them so much

>>36969948

You're not wrong but this is absolute normie advice. If you've been on here for a while and still don't understand what's considered bad advice, then you really don't belong here, or anywhere close to here.

You don't think sadfags haven't had this told to them a million times before? Say something useful instead of something Norman Normalbucks would say out of pity.