>Back in secondary school >Regular assembly, headteacher

>police investigate teenager masturbating

>>36968984
perhaps he wasn't telling the truth!

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>>36968938
>The bone man
Holy mother of Kek that's fantastic

Did the cops make you show them your dick? If so sorry plz.

>>36968938
>be me of a decade ago, 13 y.o
>swimming class oh boy
>get to be bullied more than usual for fat folds
>it ends finally
>some dickhead got to locker room before me, hid my socks
>late for class trying to find them, one such brad mcchadderson had them in a sticky-ass bin
>put socks on, don't even care
>dress really quickly
>a u t i s m a c t i v a t e s
>arrive at art class with belt poking through the zip of my trousers
>even teacher laughs, told to go fix myself up
>I fucking wish I could fix myself teacher, I've always fucking wished that since god damn primary school you bitch

>>36968984
>public masturbation isn't a crime

>>36968938
>be me
>middle school
>changing in locker room
>fat autismo is on other side of locker wall
>not fully retarded, just a bit
>he starts getting mad for no reason
>we all leave for pe, but i stay behind
>peek around corner and scare cpt. sperg
>he shits on the floor and starts crying
>teacher runs in because he hears crying
>everyone else behind him
>everyone points and laughs at him
>native american kid names him "shits on floor"
>two weeks later, he hung himself in the band room storage closet after school
man, 8th grade was fun

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>>36969169
>shits on floor

>>36968938
>be me, 14
>in HS geography class, first week
>hot girls over on side of the room
>start fantasizing about them and drift off
>get boner in super light autismo plaid shorts
>nobody says anything
>at lunch that day I'm standing outside the circle of people talking, pretending to exist
>one of the aforementioned girls calls out "hey anon, I heard you had a boner in geography today!" In front of everyone
>try to deny it
>everyone is laughing, face is bright red
>Chad comes up to me as I'm sitting under a tree by myself
>"just wanted to tell you not to listen to her, she's not a good person"
>still avoided for the rest of high school
I hate that one little fuck up can ruin 4 years of life

>>36969404
That Chad seemed like a nice guy tho, shoulda made friends with him anon.

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Not mine but my teacher shared it with us

>girl doing exam
>rushing to finish the paper
>need to shit real bad
>hold it in to finish the paper
>shart in pant
>nobody noticed yet
>teacher collected paper at the end and everybody leave except the girl and one of the classmate
>her "good" friend came to her
>found out about it
>next day everyone knew about it