ITT: Telltale signs someone is a virgin >he carries a condom

>he believes in formalities like asking girls out and being a gentleman

Just talk to her like a human god damn.

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>he has the virgin hairline

>>36968055
>he insists on calling them women and not girls or bitches

>>36968055
>he hasn't had sexual intercourse

>he puts his hands in his pocket at inappropriate and awkward times or touches his pockets and stops himself from putting his hands in them

>He has over 10 hours in the past two weeks on steam

>>36968055
Funny, now that you mention it, it's sort of true in my case. I always had a condom around in my wallet. It's only after I lost my virginity and started having sex that I learned you're not supposed to do that.

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>>36968055
Where do you supposed to keep it then chad?

>>36968055
My brother is a hyperchad and he does this

Meanwhile I am a virgin and I don't do this

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>>36968055
>he's scared to carry a condom around in case someone sees it and thinks he has sex
That person is me.

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>>36968629
On your dick, just in case you need to rubber up quiggly

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>>36968055
I'm a virgin and I don't carry condoms in my wallet because they'd probably go bad before I even think about using them.

>>36968113
>try talking
>tells me to go away
Now what smartass?

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>He autismally offers multiple dimensions when asked his dick size.

>virginwalk.jpg

>he has the virgin hands

>>36968113
Well if she's married you have to be respectful, proper and you need to be nice to her cuck. Otherwise you won't get to fuck her, the cuck porn sells you a fantasy that doesn't exist that they want an uneducated thug.

>>36968055
>he talks about memes such as hymen and purity

>>36968490
Kek
So many guys do this when they're nervous.

Truthfully, there isnt a real tell persay.
Men who appear to be beta are often assumed virgins. The slouching, the nervous hands, the awkward posturing in groups.
Blushing too easily.
Unable to maintain direct eye contact. Rambling
All are often associated with innocence/virginity and some of them are but its not fool proof.

Socially awkward doesnt automatically mean virgin.
Socially confident doesn't automatically mean pussy slayer.

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>>36968055

Is it so fucking obvious?

>>36968878
>not being a whore is a meme
fuck

>>36968055
h...how did you know

>>36968055
What kind of retard carries condoms around in his wallet? The condom will get damaged, for fuck's sake.

>>36968754
>ask a dick size
What the fuck is that? Do chads have these kind of conversations?
I know that phallometry is real, but that's usually about cars/wages/tits of gfs/etc.

>>36968055
>>>he carries a condom around in his wallet
What do sexually active people do?

>>36968733
Talk to another girl.

>>36969605
Women carry them in their purse, guys in their pocket.

>>36969417
I would say "found the virgin" but we're on /r9k/.

>>36969494
how would it get damaged, that sounds retarded. it would be safer in your wallet than your pocket.

>>36968055
>He uses /r9k/

>>36969637
Cool rebuttal, but how is it wrong to find promiscuity unattractive?

>>36969628
but it could fall out of pocket

>>36969733
You completely missed the point, virgin. The hymen meme is just that, a meme. As is a purity thing. In reality, you can't really tell if a girl is a virgin or not. The hymen doesn't mean a thing, and there is no such thing as "purity" that would completely change after a girl has had a penis inside her.

But yes, the "she must be a virgin or she's a whore" meme also is a telltale sign of a virgin.

>you can feel his boner when he hugs you

>>36968906
>persay
what did he mean by this

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>>36969799
I don't care about hymen or no hymen, that isn't the point, I just care about promiscuity and previous sexual encounters.

>>36968504
inaccurate, if you can't balance your hobbies and a girl, you're a whipped degenerate.

>>36969641
Most guys sit on their wallet because they carry it in their back pocket. You'd be a fool to use a condom that has been carried around like that.

>>36969901
The fact that I don't understand why this would be foolish is a testament to my virginity.