I'm very pleased to announce that I have already consumed my first cup of coffee, which means I'm ready to engage in basic conversation with you all.
However, anything past basic conversation will have to wait until AFTER my second cup.
Before posting, please be aware that some people haven't had their morning coffee yet and they might get angry since they're not morning people ;)
When are you scheduled to get your haircut today?
>>36966811
He's posting this originally. He's not posting it the way the neets have taken it
>>36966809
My friend please, I have not had coffee, please my friend you might wait until I have consumed my coffee
It's funny that the more busy I've gotten the less I drink coffee because I don't fucking have time to grind beans and make a pot of drip brew in the morning. Every two weeks or so when I visit my parents I'll drink 1 to 3 cups from their kureig on a Saturday when I have absolutely nothing to do. I'm already an alcoholic, it's kind of nice to not be hooked on caffeine on top of that.
>coffee
untermensch
>>36966809
Sure thing dude.
I just had one of those starbucks energy drinks myself. It was pretty tasty. But I'll probably just have some green tea later for my second caffeine hit.
what kind of coffee are you drinking?
>>36967146
Just an classic ol' cup of JOE ;)
(JOE is slang for coffee. Its how us coffee enthusiasts call it)
>>36967146
One Starbucks Faggy Mocha Latte Venti Double Shot Espresso Creamed
>>36966809
Please Ribbentrop, I am not ready to talk to Molotov until I've finished my first cup of the day. You know the rules.
>>36967200
My apologies mein fuhrer, let me know when you have consumed your morning coffee.
Ignore this as I know it might make you angrier
>TFW, you'll never know who you anger with a post , who may have not had thier coffee
I don't know what to do anymore
>>36967440
Always better not to post or to apologize immediately if you really have to.