> tfw high school senior > tfw look like stacy > tfw

>>36964936
that's not how you do a greentext story you cunt, get the fuck off this board

>>36964936
>tfw virgin
>tfw not more than 95 iq
only parts of this I believe

>virgin
>autist
>sub 100 iq
Yep, sounds about right. Can you communicate without drooling?

>>36964936
>got drunk
>acts as tho nothing happened

sounds like me

>>36964936
>Blue Is the Warmest Colour
that movie's hot

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>>36964936
Hey OP, I skimmed through your story and I want to give you some actual advice since I just know all these nerds are going to REEEEEEEE at you for finding them repulsive. You see, it all begins with my grandfather.

>My Grandfather smoked his whole life.
>I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'
>Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately.
>Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me.
>My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through."
>I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

>>36964936
You wish you looked like Stacie you ugly roastie.