>DL'd tinder 2 weeks ago >Already set to meet 2 girls

>>36957320
Post your bio and a pic, I want to see what it takes for this to happen

>>36957320
>What the fuck DO I DO

You get the fuck off this board you fucking normalfag.

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>>36957372
P sure I've changed my bio since I matched with them tho

I usually get rated a 6/10 on /soc/ also I'm giving a fake half smile in the pic you see

>>36957412
I've promised myself once I lose my virginity I'll leave and never come back

>>36957442
>He comes here because he's a loser
Wait until you come here to make fun of the losers after you realise how easy getting pussy is. It's much more fun

>>36958309
I'll never come back here, I promise. I don't want to become one of the normies or wannabe chads that come here to feel better about their only slightly less shitty lives

>>36959450
>Everyone who makes fun of me must have a shit life
Oh boy. You'll be here forever. You're one of them lmfao

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>>36957320
>tinder
>gf potential

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>>36960187
People don't come here when life treats them well

>>36960516
S-shut up, she's pure and qt, maybe even a virgin
>Pic related

>>36960680
>she's qt

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHASHAHA

>>36960680
>People don't come here when life treats them well
Hahahaha who says that and posts a pig faced bitch wtf

I've been on 4chan since 06 and my life is good. I go out, have friends, have a fiance, have my own place, have a motorcycle, have a job, etc etc. I'll always come here

You leave /r9k/ right now and don't return until you have lost your virginity you hear? The crabs in a bucket here will do everything to prevent you from succeeding.

GO! Get that pussy!

>>36960715
You're here forever. I was a weeaboo beta virgin when I first came here in 2004. Now I'm pretty much a Chad but still can't leave.

>>36960715
>>36960728
You're not chads, you're just normie cucks who are gonna get divorce raped in a few years

>>36960715
You wouldn't still be replying to me if that where true

>>36960710
S-shut the fuck up, I like her

>>36960716
I'm not a normalscum. Once I've lost it I'll leave the board

>>36960733
This
Nobody who uses r9k is happy, robot or normie or Chad

>>36960728
I feel you bro. I grew up here as underage b& and now can't imagine being anywhere else. Especially a place that requires me to sign up

>>36960733
>implying you aren't making threads about how your oneitis is a cartoon character or your dakimakura or some shit and how you're so lonely

>>36960751
Stop projecting your bullshit onto others faggot. Not all of us are fucking pigs from Tinder to feel good. Where do you live so I can report you for bestiality

I love it when 18 year olds try to act like they have even a shred of understanding of what it's like being a robot just because they didn't get laid in high school.

This dude is obviously fine and there's nothing stopping him from becoming a Chad in college.

>>36960751
dont listen to the roleplayers
good luck anon i hope it works out for you

>>36960754
>You think I'm unhappy? You think MY life is pathetic?
>H-ha! I bet yours is even MORE pathetic! You're probably some neckbearded loser!

Like I said, normies come here to feel better about their slightly less shitty lives

>>36960765
You're getting way to mad about this anon

You're only digging yourself deeper

>>36960733
Whatever helps you sleep at night. Just remember, you could become a Chad too if you got off your fat lazy ass.

>>36960783
My life isn't pathetic tho

>You're getting way to mad about this anon
Nobody is mad that you're fucking pigs. I genuinely feel sorry for you. That thing is not cute. At all. And I'm drunk.

>>36960680
>currently blonde
You know people that frequently change the color of their hair are mentally unstable right?

>>36960774
I hope you're right

>>36960781
Thank you anon

>>36960802
>Jus b urself bro

>>36960805
>Getting drunk alone and calling people "pig fucking faggots" on r9k

Acceptance is the first step to recovery anon

>>36960805
>My life isn't pathetic tho
>drunk on a thursday
yea i can totally see that

>>36960817
I'd agree with you if it was a bright, unnatural hair color but it's a natural looking one so I think it's ok

>>36960818
I live with my fiance mate. Not alone.

>>36960821
It's Friday night mate.

>>36957320
I'm a virgin and I'm fine in social situations. It means nothing.

>>36960833
You're still getting drunk and shitposting on r9k instead of spending time with your future wife

The fact that you want to convince us you're happy this much proves you're lying to yourself

>>36960853
>You're still getting drunk and shitposting on r9k instead of spending time with your future wife
I can't do both?

>>36960937
No

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