How the fuck do I leave my small town for a big city? >never

Find a school in a big city that you can go to. Use that as an excuse to anchor yourself in the city. Get a job while in school so that after you graduate you are able to stay.

DO NOT GO TO THE CITY

YOU DO NOT WANT TO BE A NORMIE

Remember, city people all voted for Hillary

>>36957062
Don't.
I've done it, I came crawling back after city life had its way with me.

>>36957062

Rural life is best life.

>Save up some money
>Buy cheap land
>Build a business, something thats typical of redneck towns, like a machine shop or cabinetmaking
>Make them sweet moneys, while not having to live up to any social expectations.

Dont go to a city, it is the most soulcrushing place on earth.

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>>36957062
Why the fuck would you ever want to live in the big city?
What do your quotes even have to do with living in the city vs living anywhere else?

>>36958775
I just want to live somewhere I can grow pot, shoot machine guns and fuck hookers without getting killed.

>>36959055
>what is rural Alaska

>>36959055
state of jefferson

>>36959074
Honestly that's urban Alaska too

>>36959132
You can't shoot machine guns in urban Alaska without getting killed