My neighbors keep me up at night with their loud sex. How

>>36956329
Knock on their door with a condom in your hand, and say you guys are keeping me up, so either stop fucking or let me join in.

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>>36956329
Elliptical radar dish?

>>36956329
Make moaning sounds as they make them. They will be seriously freaked out.

>>36956329
Step 1.) Go to local neckbeard hobby shop
Step 2.) Buy or steal (if you're a nigger) bottle of RC car fuel
Step 3.) Wait until nightfall and then pour that shit in their gas tank
Step 4.) Profit??

>>36956329
Record it all. Your smartphone has a surprisingly decent microphone. Then burn it on an audio CD and mail it to them, all anonymously.

>>36956374
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>>36957129
since you guys are useless i started lifting dumbells and dropping them on the floor. some guy who works for the apartment complex knocked on my door but i didnt answer. what now?

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>>36957236
Now you're just pissing off the people that live downstairs and/or ruining the floor and your deposit. C'mon, son.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGl7b1EPwfA

Have this playing 24/7

>>36957340
both the people below me and the people next to me fuck loudly all the time in the middle of the night while i try to sleep. what else am i supposed to do? tell them to quit fucking?

>>36956329
play loud ear-grating sounds, not even music, from speakers while using noise-cancelling headphones to get comfy for sleep

>>36957385
As soon as you hear them going at it just scream "YEAH RAIL THAT BITCH" and hammer on the wall with your fist like you're cheering them on.

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>>36957416
>this
Oregano original oregenali

>>36957416
i dont think encouraging them will make them stop

>>36957476
Oh it will. When they stop you ask him what his problem is and if he needs you to hammer that pussy for him.