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You know how every girl's parents put a pussy troll in them when the girls are young, to keep them from having premarital sex?
Well Myra's is named Pillow Pants. And so even though she totally wants to have sex with me, Myra says if I put my... thing in her, Pillow Pants will bite it off. So, I gotta wait until Pillow Pants gets peed out of her body on her 21st birthday before we can have sex.
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And Myra told you this?
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>>36955919
Boyfriends and girlfriends talk to each other about sex stuff, Randal. You'd know this if you ever had a girlfriend.
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>>36956111
Have you and myra even kissed yet?
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>>36956131
We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend.
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>>36956167
Listerfiend is her mouth troll isn't it?
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Breaking this combo from Kevin Jame's zombieclerks.
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This is beautiful anon, keep up your work
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>>36956193
Women... *rolls eyes*
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>>36956245
...I'll be right back.delicious mooilk shake
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>>36956222
So beautiful you decided to help ruin it, faggot.
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